Jerry the Feraligatr Hunter (TR Comedy One-Shot) Rated: U
Inside a small mouse hole of a Team Rocket base, a yellow baby mouse Pichu was watching some TV showing a man in a hunting outfit capturing some blue crocodile-like pokemon. Then a commercial showed up on the screen, informing that there would be a home video competition and that the funniest one would win a lot of money.
Interested, the little Pichu peeped out of his mouse hole and spotted a security camera and a metal-ball like pokemon with a magnet stuck on its left and right, a Magnemite. He smiled an evil smile as he thought up of an idea that would involve not just the Magnemite and a camera but a couple of suckers he knew very well. He had been making their lives a misery thanks to his trickery. That little pesky Pichu's name was Jerry.
He decided to make a home movie of himself acting like the Feraligatr hunter. He stole one of the security cameras and placed it on his newfound assistant, using him as a cameraman. He hid behind one of the corners and waited until the Magnemite yelled out…
"(Action!)"
Jerry leapt out, dressed in a forest ranger outfit and a brown wig. "(Crikey!)" he squeaked excitedly, trying to sound Australian. "(Hello everyone! It's me, Jerry the Pichu, A.K.A. the Feraligatr Hunter. Now normally, I would be walking down the dangerous streams of a forest or a jungle and find wild and dangerous pokemon. But this time, I'm walking down the dangerous corridors of a criminal organisation, Team Rocket)."
He walked up to one of the random doors. It had a sign marked 'cafeteria'.
"(Not only have I challenged the likes of Snorlaxes and Totodiles)," he continued. "(I have also challenged a few of them creatures in my time. And knowing them, they often hunt in packs and they can be very scary… but let's go in anyway.)"
He entered the room. Lots of tables and chairs were laid out with trays of unfinished snacks were on top of them. One particular creature was sleeping on one of chairs.
"(By crikey! Look at this creature!)" Jerry squealed excitedly. "(A light purple haired, white uniform wearing, Weezing look-a-like monster! His looks may attract some females of his species but…)"
He took a big sniff, taking in the scent of the kitchen.
"(Aw! He smells like a lady with bad taste in perfume or a Muk who never ever had a bath. It may be the cooking of the cafeteria that made him like this but it smells so bad it could make a stomach turn…)"
Suddenly, a woman with long red hair, and a small cat Meowth, both in their cafeteria uniforms walked from behind the serving section of the cafeteria. "Hey!" the red head yelled, looking at Jerry. "What are you doing here you pesky brat?"
"(By crikey! It's a long, red headed, angry Primeape look-a-like!)" Jerry cooed excitedly while pointing at Jessie. "(She may look attractive to some of her species but be careful; they intend to lose their tempers.)"
With that said, he quickly ran out of the room with the woman puzzled and Meowth's mouth wide open with shock. "What did he say, Meowth?" the asked.
"Jessie, he just called you a long, red headed, angry-looking Primeape look-a-like," Meowth said, still in shock.
Jessie, being very sensitive of her looks, became so angry that she let out a loud scream, took out a gigantic mallet and slammed it right on top of her own partner, making him stuck inside his cafeteria hat.
"Dah!" Meowth screamed while running around. "Why d'ya hit me for!"
Without even answering, Jessie ran out of the room to find that pesky Pichu.
The light purple haired, Weezing-look-alike was still sleeping in his chair. "Cheeseburgers," he mumbled sleepily.
"James! Help Meowth!" Meowth yelled angrily while running around like a headless Torchic.
Jessie was chasing Jerry and the Magnemite down the halls until she was out of sight as they ran around one of the corners. Jerry quickly chose a door to open. He leapt grabbed hold of its handle and pulled it to open it, getting himself and the Magnemite behind the door and closing it.
Jessie saw one of the doors closing. Her eyes narrowed as she recognised that the door would lead to a closet. Thinking that the pesky would be hiding in there, she slowly walked to the door and grabbed hold of the door and opened it... and screamed with fear when she saw a huge muscular goblin with red and black markings on his head, and was wearing black leather trousers and boots. There was a bunch of cleaning equipment placed behind him as he glared at her with his evil looking eyes.
"This is the way we clean our halls, clean our halls, clean our halls," the goblin sang slowly. "This is the way we clean our halls, in the early morning." He began laughing evilly as he slowly started walking towards the frightened lady. "I'm da Boogeyman!" he yelled. "And I'm comin' to getcha!"
Jessie screamed and ran away from the scary figure while he walked back into his closet, slamming his door shut.
After hearing what had happened, Jerry and the Magnemite opened their door slightly and saw that the coast was clear. "(I don't know what happened there)," Jerry squeaked to the camera that the Magnemite was holding. "(But I think that the angry Primeape look-alike must've got scared and ran away when she saw some other hideous creature. I sense something scary but let's go check anyway)."
They approached to the door where Jessie was opening; Jerry leapt up to the door handle and opened it, revealing a bunch of cleaning equipment behind that door, much to their puzzlement.
They then heard some familiar voices and some footsteps coming towards them. "(I know the creatures are coming for me)!" Jerry squealed excitedly as he picked up a rubber glove. "(I'm going hide myself into this rubber glove and wear it like a clever disguise while I play a trick on them. If I can't get out of this mess, things can get very messy)."
He placed himself inside the rubber glove and moved around inside it like it was a live glove. The Rocket trio were coming close but the pesky Pichu ran towards them while holding up the glove from within, signalling them to stop.
The Rockets looked at the live glove with shocked looks on their faces. "Is dat a pokemon?" Meowth asked.
"I don't know," James replied.
"It's the Boogeyman!" Jessie screamed fearfully. "I'm sure of it."
The 'live' glove motioned them to look closer and then pointed to the direction behind him. The trio did as they motioned to as they looked over the rubber glove. The mischievous Pichu formed the glove into a fist and slammed right into James's chin, knocking him out and getting the attention of the 'creatures'.
The 'live' glove held up each finger, counting up to a number in notice that James was knocked out. "That stupid glove is making idiots out of us!" Jessie yelled. "Meowth, do something!"
"Don't ya worry, Jessie!" Meowth yelled in a determined way. "I've been learning karate!"
"Meowth? Karate?" Jessie said in a confused way.
"Heya!" Meowth yelled as he leapt towards the glove, doing some fighting poses and movements upon landing. He stood in one pose with his paw stretched out, waiting for the glove to attack. But to his surprise, the glove started shaking it as though it was apologising. "Aw, ain't dat cute," Meowth said cutely. Suddenly, the glove quickly lifted and slammed Meowth right on the head knocking him out.
"I must be… dreaming…" Jessie moaned as she collapsed to the floor.
After hearing the bump, Jerry took the glove off. "(Nope, you're not dreaming at all)," he squeaked cheekily while the Magnemite hovered towards him.
A few weeks later, it was the result of the competition. Jerry was sure that he would win this as he and his Magnemite friend were watching the show in his mouse hole.
"We would like to thank every one who sent in their hilarious home movie clips because if you didn't we would be off the air for and there would no more television!" the host on the telly said excitedly.
After watching a bunch of clips, the host was getting close to revealing the winner of the of home movie clips competition. "And the second prize goes to…" the host said, while Jerry and the Magnemite waited patiently.
They waited for a long minute. "(Oh, c'mon already!)" Jerry screeched impatiently.
"Okay! Okay!" the TV yelled back, startled by Jerry's yelling. "The home video to come second place is… Jerry the Feraligatr Hunter!"
"(What)?" Jerry and the Magnemite yelled together in shock as the TV a number of scenes of the clip involving Jerry and Team Rocket.
"(Who could possibly beat us in this contest)?" Pichu squeaked.
The TV then showed the winning clip. It was a clip of when Team Rocket was having trouble with the doughnut machine; it was shooting out doughnuts all over the doughnut shop, reaching up towards the shoulders of the Rocket agents.
Jerry recognised it instantly and laughed insanely at the scene. He soon calmed himself down as he waited for one particular moment. That moment was when he was in the scene holding a great big pie and threw it right in Jessie's face. "(That's the reason why)!" Pichu squealed excitedly.
Elsewhere, two men were sitting in a mansion, watching the same channel on a widescreen TV. One of them was a chubby, elderly man who was wearing a suit and a pair of glasses; he goes by the name as Bill Fireman. The other was wearing a tight t-shirt, a pair of jeans and shoes, all black. He was known as one of the most hated men in the world of talent, Brian Powell.
"I don't believe it, Brian!" Bill said angrily as he was looking at a vase. "Someone stole your idea and sent it to that stupid program."
"Er, Bill," Brian said, trying to get his attention.
"Not now, Brian!" Bill said holding his hand out, busy paying attention to the vase. "I mean, Brian, how are you going to stand up for that? Tell you what, I'll get my lawyer to sue the man who sent in that video!"
"Bill, it was me," Brian said in a dull tone. "I sent in that video."
"Ah-ha!" Bill said as he turned towards Brian. "You've made a grave mistake by…"
"Look! A reflection!" Brian said as he pointed at a large mirror stuck to the wall.
"Where?" Bill said as he turned towards the object Brian pointed at. "Ah!" he said in shock as he saw the reflection of himself. "Who are you? No! I asked you that first!"
Brian let out a small sigh of relieve, happy that he has won the prize money and was also happy for another reason. "That's one way of taking care of insanity," he said to himself as he continued to watch the clip while his older friend kept on talking to the reflective version of himself.
Meanwhile, at a hospital, four familiar figures were laying in their respective hospitable beds. They were the Rocket trio and a blue blob called Wobbuffet, apart from Jessie who was recovering from her shock, were all bandaged up after taking a beating from a 'live' glove. Wobbuffet on the other hand got beaten up by Jessie for being rather annoying during her recovery.
They were watching that same program as well and heard about winners of the contest. "You're… you're all despicable!" Jessie spluttered angrily.
"Wobbuffet!" the blue blob croaked loudly while placing a paw on his head in a saluting manner.
END!
