Normal POV
Furrball was sitting with his friends and professor Penelope Pussycat at a lunch table in the ACME loo lunch room. He was nervous as all hell and was turning every shade of Green from forest to olive. His friends were trying to calm him down.
Calamity: "don't worry Furrball my man! You've got this! Fifi will say yes for sure!"
Babs: "calamity is right! She's gonna say yes Furrball! I know she will!"
Furrball: "I'm not so sure guys. She's only ever seemed to like me when I was trapped as my alternate person, Monamoure, because of that da...darn stripe. I don't think she'll say yes"
Penelope: "I don't know about that Furrball. After Pepé found out I'm not a skunk he still liked me. Maybe Fifi will like you just as much as Monamoure! Just give it a shot and she'll probably say yes!"
Shirley: "misses P is right Furrball. Just ask her out. The Fifi I know will definitely say yes!"
Furrball: "you guys really think so?"
Buster: "we don't think so..."
Babs: "we know so!"
Furrball: "ok. I'll give it a shot. Here we go"
Meanwhile Fifi was sitting on the other side of the lunch room at a table with Tracy. For those who don't know Tracy is one of my OC characters. She's a pink recently abandoned ally cat with a large hot pink bow for a collar. Shes Furrball's EX-girlfriend who constantly cheated on him only to lie about it when confronted by her boyfriend. She's also the 2nd most hated person in the school. The first being Elmyra. However right now Fifi needed her help.
Tracy: "WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I HELP YOU?!"
Fifi: "please Tracy! I need vour help! Vou're Furrball's first girlfriend vou're ze only person who can help moi!"
Tracy: "you're an idiot"
Fifi: "just tell moi how to win him over"
Tracy: "well if I were you I'd start by noticing when he's right behind you. Hi Furrball"
Fifi spun around to see the blueberry blue cat of her dreams standing behind her.
Furrball: "hey Tracy. Hi Fifi"
Fifi: "h-h-h-hi Furrball!"
(Penelope: "she's blushing and stuttering! She has to like him back. She's gonna say yes!"
Pepé: "let her answer first mon cherie")
Furrball: "hey uh Tracy could you give us some privacy? I need to ask Fifi something"
Tracy: "sure!" (Under her breath) "Fucking biiiiiiiiiiitch!"
(Calamity: "ok Tracy's gone! Now for the good part!"
Lil bleeper: "oh god I can't watch!"
Babs: "do you think she'll say yes?"
Buster: "she has to. They both like each other...right? ")
Fifi: "so...what did vous want to ask moi?"
Furrball: "um...Fifi..."
(Tracy: "here we go. I hope those 2 end up together. As much as I hate to say it they were made for each other")
Furrball was going to ask Fifi out but he couldn't. She had a smile on her face , a look in her eyes, and something else about her that rendered her immobilized with love. Instead of saying what he wanted to he blurted out,
Furrball: "have you seen that Monamoure guy lately? 'Cuz I think I might know how to find him."
Everyone who had been waiting for him to say it all collectively face palmed at the same time.
Penelope: "WHY!?"
Pepé: "don't worry mon amoure. He'll say it eventually. But first I need to have a little talk with my protégé."
Tracy: "that's my EX-boyfriend alright. Stupid as always"
Calamity: "oh come on ya little twit! Is it really that hard?"
Lil Bleeper: "what happened? I wasn't watching!"
Shirley: "why are we still rooting for him at this point? He messes up every time!"
Babs: "God damnit Furrball! Not again!"
Buster: "calm down babe! He'll say it soon. Just give it time."
Dizzy devil: "idiot!"
Fifi: "no sorry I haven't"
Furrball: *sigh* "oh well. I'm sure he'll turn up soon but until he does I can't really help. Sorry"
Fifi: "zats ok. See vous later Furrball"
Furrball: "see ya"
End of chapter 2
