Hello everyone and happy Saint Patrick's Day. I apologize this was publish later in the day then it should but I will be honest. I made this all up today and I just finished editing it so don't be harsh about it.

I'm horrible when working under a time limit that I never realize I have

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the story

Now without further ado, start


Ruby was in the middle of class taking notes on a history of conflict between kingdoms. Today was Saint Patrick's Day as everyone in class was wearing at least a bit of green on their person. Ruby in her school uniform was wearing a green sash around her waist so she wouldn't get pinched. Her friends also wore a green sash that was either tied around their neck, arms, legs or like Ruby, around their waist

'You know, it's odd how quiet today been. I thought uncle Strife would do something today, seeing as today is the day for making mistakes and getting drunk. Yet I haven't seen him once today, strange how he's not taking part of it' Ruby thought to herself as she finished taking notes before nudging Weiss who finished before her. The heiress who was reading her book looked at Ruby in the corner of her eyes as Ruby just mouthed to her 'Love you' causing Weiss to blush and look away as Ruby let out a silent chuckle. After Valentine's Day their relationship was rocky at first before it simmered down to what it was now as the two enjoyed being with each other and making sure the other knows how much they care for one another.

Ruby looked at the time and saw it was already one o'clock as they only have fifteen minutes until classes for the day is over

'I wonder if uncle doesn't celebrate Saint Patrick's-'

*CRASH*

'-. . . . . Day, never mind' Ruby thought dully as she stared at her uncle who just kicked the door to their classroom

"Ruby where the hell are you!" Strife shouted as Ruby was about to raise her hand until Weiss grabbed it and pulled it back down as she shook her head at Ruby

"Strife I suggest leaving my classroom" Oobleck asked as he appeared in front of Strife "You can have your niece when class is ov-" Oobleck didn't finish his sentence as it was cut off by the fact Strife just uppercutted him

The class watched in shock as Oobleck flew across the classroom before flipping in midair and down into a crouched state. Oobleck slowly stood up as his opaque glasses cleared as the class could see his narrowed eyes

"If that's what you want" Oobleck said slowly as he pulled out a thermos, took a swig of his coffee and transformed it into a torch-like weapon "Then so be it" Oobleck said determined as Strife just stared at him

". . . How do you even drink out of that?" Strife asked curiously

"Well you see the inner-chamber of my thermos-" Oobleck was once more cut off as Strife kicked him straight in the family jewels "Why?!" Oobleck wheezed out before falling to the floor

"Sorry but the conversation got dull and I want to spend this joyous day with my niece. Speaking of which" Strife said turning ninety degrees to face Ruby "Get your stuff, we're having fun today and regretting it tomorrow" Strife said in an excited joyous tone

". . . . . I don't think I want to do that" Ruby said after a moment of silence

Strife just stared at her before walking up to her and throwing her on his shoulder "Forget your stuff then, let's go!" Strife said happily

"Hey! Let me go!" Ruby struggled against him as she kept hitting his back

"You guys are welcome to come along if you want to see Fury drunk, Ha!" Strife exclaimed as Ruby's friends looked shocked as Ruby stopped hitting her uncle

"Wait, what?" Ruby ask in a slow drawl

"Today is the only day in the year I can convince Fury to drink with me, and War as well" Strife exclaimed happily "Though it does take the entire day for it to actually happen, but it still fun to drink with them" Strife said with a shrug before he turned and jogged out the room with Ruby as her team stared at the scene before getting up from their seats to follow them

"Wait, so uncle and auntie are" Ruby asked with a blank for him to answer

"They are getting drunk today because I convince to do so and so are you" Strife said happily

". . . Didn't you tell me before that I shouldn't drink" Ruby deadpanned as she wondered if her uncle actually follow through most of the stuff he says

"Fuck that, today's Saint Patrick's Day. Who gives a shit about what I said" Strife said happily as physically impossible his mask scrunched up as the eye holes turned to upward crescent moons to show his joy. Ruby on the other hand sweat dropped and let out a tired sigh before looking back as her team was running after them

"Where are we going?" Ruby asked after a moment of silence

"Down into Vale to a pub that's giving free drinks for the day" Strife explained as he turned to corner and kicked the door leading outside open

"Does dad know" Ruby asked dryly

"Of course not, I learned my lesson last time" Strife said

"Didn't he attack you FOR getting me drunk?" Ruby asked of Strife's logic

"Yes that's why I learned my lesson. The lesson of making sure Death doesn't know that you're going to get dru-AGH!" Strife shouted in pain as he was shot in the head as he dropped Ruby who let out a yelp from shock as she fell onto the ground

"Ow" Ruby said in a dry tone as she pushed herself up while rubbing her chin that hit the ground

"Where the hell do you think you're going" Death asked calmly while keeping Redemption pointed at Strife

"Uh, nowhere, I'm just taking Ruby to the carnival that's in town that's all" Strife lied quickly "Is it so wrong for me to spend time with my favorite niece" Strife said pleadingly

"She's your only niece" Death deadpanned

"Exactly, which is why, excuse me" Strife said picking Ruby back up who wasn't putting up a fight anymore as she gave up awhile back and just went on with the ride "Which is why we're going to have the greatest time ever, isn't that right Ruby" Strife said in an upbeat tone

". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "

"Hehehe, I said, isn't that right, RUBY" Strife said gritting her name as she just blew a strand of hair out of her face

"Can you put me down now" Ruby asked blandly as Strife's brow twitched

"I liked it better when you went along with everything we said" Strife complained in a hush tone

"That was two years ago and I liked it better when I wasn't used as a scapegoat every time you get in trouble, no one gets what they want" Ruby said with hmph

"Ah the joys of knowing your daughter is learning not to be taken advantage of because her uncle wants her to do something stupid. Speaking of which" Death said as he shot Strife again

"AGH! What the hell!" Strife shouted, dropping Ruby again who landed on her feet this time as she calmly walked over to her team who was standing in the sidelines

"I'm getting too used to this" Ruby said blandly with a tired huff

"What'd you expect with having a family like that" Weiss grumbled as Ruby drooped her head as she let out a tired sigh

"Do you honestly think I'm an idiot that doesn't know what today is" Death said as he fired again as Strife dodged this time

"Is it so wrong to spend the day with your family" Strife complained as he dodged another round

"No, but taking my underage daughter to drink is" Death said hotly

"Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen" Strife argued

"She burned down a church" Death deadpanned

"Years later and he's still not letting me live that down" Ruby grumbled dryly

"We do that at least six times a year!" Strife complained while Ruby and her team just gave him a deadpanned expression

"Yes but we do it sober, not drunk" Death argued calmly

"Oh come on, what's the difference" Strife complained

"For you, a lot" Death deadpanned

"Oh fuck you" Strife said as he raised his fist while his other hand grabbed his arm

"That's it, come here you" Death said tackling Strife

"This is going to be awhile, want to go down to Vale and get something to eat" Ruby asked dully as she watched her father continue to attack her uncle

"I heard that diner we go to is having a shamrock special where it comes with a free soda" Yang said as the others agreed to that idea as they left the fighting adults as they went to enjoy their Saints Patrick's Day together

"It's sad we're becoming desensitized from all this stuff" Ruby said blandly as she got a wave of agreement from the others as the sound of the two adults fighting were becoming inaudible


"Okay I give, I gi-AGH. I said I give dammit!" Strife exclaimed as Death stopped punching Strife and got off of him "Geez, do you ever lighten up you hardass" Strife complained as Death kicked his side as he skid across the grass "Ow~" Strife uttered in a dry tone before looking up and seeing something he wasn't expecting to see ". . . . . Hey Death, how hard did you hit me?" Strife asked slowly

"I hit you with the same strength as usual. Why?" Death asked wondering where this was going

"Oh because I think I'm hallucinating because I think I see a leprechaun in front of me" Strife said not taking his eyes off the ground in front of him

". . . Okay, maybe I did hit you too hard if your starting to halluci-. . . The fuck?!" Death stopped what he was saying to shout in shock to see what was standing in front of Strife's face was a small green person the size of a dog that was carrying a small pot of gold coins

The leprechaun soon noticed their stares as he let out a yelp and ran across the grass faster than a being it's size should

". . . . . . Want to go chase it" Strife asked pushing himself up off the ground and into a standing position

"Alucard always did wonder what would happen if you shoot a leprechaun" Death mused as he pulled back the hammer of Redemption "He said they probably spill out lucky charms" Death mused

"Nice, I was getting hungry anways" Strife said with a twisted smile behind his mask as he pulled out his two guns as the two siblings chased after the leprechaun while shooting at it

After a good minute they appeared in front of the leprechaun and shot it too bits as it screamed in horror before it fell down dead.

". . . The fuck?" Strife muttered as he looked at what came out of the leprechaun's dead body

"So it does bleed out cereal" Death said dully as he scratched the side of his head

"Odd, I was expecting lucky charms not booberry?" Strife asked while shaking his head as he kicked the tiny corpse off the side of the cliff they were near on the grounds of Beacon as a trail of booberry followed the corpse down to the bottom of the cliff ". . . . . So, do you think there will be any repercussions for killing that thing" Strife asked after a moment

"Probably not, who even cares about leprechauns?" Death asked as he picked up the pot of gold the leprechaun dropped "Besides I just got my funding for the year" Death mused as he carried the pot under his arm

"Good point, fuck that thing" Strife said as he pulled his mask up and spit over the edge "Now then, now that our little adventure is over, how about we go get some drinks" Strife asked as he saw Death walked away from him "Oh come on, let's have some fun" Strife pleaded as he began following

"Not happening"

"I'm going to keep asking until you say yes, you know that" Strife pointed out as Death stopped and slowly turned to Strife who's smile behind his mask slowly turned to a horrified expression


"So where's that idiot" War asked holding a beer mug as it was half empty which he was swishing the remaining alcohol around

"Who knows" Fury said taking a sip from her pilsner glass of beer

It was at that moment that the ceiling of the pub they were at fell down. When the dust settled a familiar figure was in the center of the destroyed roof while also folded up into a ball

"Help" Strife said meekly as he couldn't move his arms or legs at all

His two other siblings just stared at him before looking at each other ". . . What a great Saint Patrick's Day, don't you think" Fury said with a large grin as War let out a small chuckle as they clicked their glasses and took a swig of their drinks

"Hey guys, I'm still here you know. . . Guys?"


Short and sweet, I hope you enjoyed this small holiday chapter that I completely pulled out of nowhere and I litterally mean nowhere. I didn't even realize it was Saint Patrick's Day until like around two in the afternoon

Well enough about that, I hope you all have a great day and I'll see you all later, bye