The autobots were ready to put their plan into action. Bumblebee made his way to the speeder he was going to be riding in when he heard Ironhide say-
"Hey, missin' somethin' Bumblebee?"
He grinned as he twirled a pink garner with a bow on it around his finger. Bumblebee let a low annoyed grumble in his throat loose as he stomped over to him and snatched it away from him and put it on his leg just above his left knee hinge.
"Na-ah, higher Bee," Ironhide shook his head.
With another grumble he raised it, but Ironhide kept saying higher. Bumblebee got so fed up and so he placed it ridiculously high for sarcasm, but Ironhide smiled and said-
"Perfect. Keep it there."
"This is so wrong," sighed Bumblebee slumping to the speeder.
He then thought his light pink lipstick and sighed again-
"I hope this isn't permanent."
"Good luck Bumblebee," saluted Optimus Prime.
I'll do my best sir," said Bumblebee saluting his commander then entering his speeder.
As soon as the doors closed all had to let out their held in laughs.
Some hours at the decepticon side . . .
"Hey Skywarp look there . . . it's a cybertronian speeder . . . and it's crashing," said Thundercracker.
Skywarp looked at it and found Thundercracker was right. They starred at it for a long time till Skywarp said-
"Hey look . . .there's a transformer in there . . . Maybe we should help him."
"Naw, I wanna see it crash," smiled Thundercracker.
Skywarp then took a closer look and saw the transformer more closely and clearly.
"HOT DANG IT'S A FEMME!!" Shywarp smiled so big he took off.
"Uh, wait, I saw her first!" argued Thundercracker going after him.
And so the two entered the rather large speeder to find a distressed femme.
"Oh help me, help me. Someone save me," sang Bumblebee feeling so gay.
"We'll save you miss," smiled Skywarp coming up to him.
"Oh thank-you handsome mech, but, but I think it's okay now," smiled Bumblebee placing his hands on the controls, but it didn't seem to respond to him or even work!
"We're still crashing," said Skywarp pointing out the obvious.
"What the frag?!" screeched Bumblebee trying to turn up.
"We're still crashing!" said Skywarp.
Well . . . Bumblebee didn't need to act this moment seeing he naturally screamed like a femme . . . same with Skywarp and Thundercracker.
"Let's get out of here!" cried Thundercracker about to fly out.
"Let's!" said Skywarp following.
"You fool get the femme!" said Thundercracker to Skywarp.
"Oh . . . right!" said Skywarp turning to get Bumblebee.
"Oh my!" squeaked Bumblebee feeling the decepticon take him in his arms.
They then got out of the crashing speeder. They all just gazed at it crash and burn like a nuclear warhead into the ground. Not one mouth was closed. Bumblebee was shocked by how close he was to dying and that someone did that on purpose.
"Holy slag!" gasped Thundercracker.
Bumblebee then snapped to and looked at Skywarp and pinched his cheek saying-
"Thank-you young mech for saving my life."
"Sure thing!" blushed Skywarp.
Once they landed Bumblebee said-
"Heh, heh, can you excuse me for a moment."
Bumblebee went off some way from them where they couldn't here him speak. He then turned to his comlink and said-
"I was going to pretend! Who cut the controls?!"
All autobots looked at each other wondering who did it and so Wheeljack immediately put a pair of large looking scisors behind him and just smiled as if it wasn't him. He then turned to Ratchet whispering-
"It was supposed to be pretend?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!"
"Are you . . . are you with the decepticons now?" asked Ironhide trying to hold himself in from the burst of laughter.
"Yea, Thundercracker and Skywarp . . . I'll go charm up to them," sighed Bumblebee going back to them.
"There you are," said Thundercracker turning to him. "What took you so long?"
"I, uh . . . I had to go tinkle," said Bumblebee with a half smile.
There was a long pause as Thundercracker and Skywarp gazed at him. Bumblebee feared they wouldn't buy it after all it was a stupid answer. Skywarp then broke the silence slapping his hands together saying-
"Well, works for me. So what's a pretty face like your's name?"
"Uhhh," froze Bumblebee remembering they never gave him a name.
"Code red, code red, we never gave him a name!!" panicked Wheeljack looking at Hide and Prime.
"He's scrap," bowed Huffer.
"Quiet will ya?! Bumblebee just stay calm," said Ironhide through the comlink.
"B-B-B," muttered Bumblebee trying to speak.
"Be?" guessed Thundercracker.
"Uh, yea! Bebe!" smiled Bumblebee. "Heh, silly me. In all the excitement I almost forgot. I was very stressed."
"Well, uh, how 'bout we take you back to our base to get you . . . unstressed?" grinned Thundercracker.
"Yea, the guys haven't seen a femme in ages," smiled Skywarp.
"Well I don't know," said Bumblebee. "They sound like a bunch of brutes to me. I'll go if you protect me," he smiled skimming hi fingers under Skywarp's chin.
"Heh, heh . . . okay," smiled a dumb-struck Skywarp.
Primus they're stupid, Thought Bumblebee glad for it.
"Well it's this way," said Thundercracker picking up Bumblebee and taking him to it.
When they entered it the autobots were glad he had successfully made it through the front lines okay, but now he just had to be convincing enough to Megatron.
Thundercracker placed Bumblebee down in front of his fellow decepticons and all just starred at him.
"Guys . . . this is Bebe. She's a femme," smiled Thundercracker.
"We can see idiot!" shouted Starscream over their stupid mainframes.
"A femme, what are you doing on earth so far away from cybertron?" asked Megatron.
"Well I . . ." thought Bumblebee. "I wanted to see the decepticons, yea, I heard you guys were the strongest warriors ever and so I had to see for myself."
"But that still doesn't make-" started Megatron.
"And you Megatron!" he said running up to him and hugging him. "I heard you were the greatest and strongest and most powerfullest and handsomest. Optimus Prime is nothing compared to you!"
"She's, uh . . . a little ditsy sir," said Thundercracker.
The autobots were just giggling away like little school girls in a good joke.
"She's huggin' Megatron," gasped Rumble with his mouth so wide open. "Can she do that?"
"Apparently," said Soundwave.
"You may let go now femme," said Megatron.
"Oh . . . sorry," apologized Bumblebee. "I got carried away."
"Neh, you're forgiven," said Megatron turning away from him.
Shockwave then took a good look at this Bebe and saw she very much resembled the autobot Bumblebee and so pictured her without all that femme stuff and found she looked exactly like him. it was him! He was in disguise!
"Megatron she's-" he started, but Bumblebee caught on quick and had to act fast or else he was scrap.
"Uh, Megatron!" he called trying to get his attention before Shockwave did.
"Yes, what is it?" asked Megatron turning to him.
"Megatron, she's really-!" cried Shockwave coming up behind him.
"Shut up!" said Megatron hitting Shockwave right in the optic knocking him down. "She's trying to talk."
Bumblebee looked at a dazed Shockwave and sighed a sigh of relief inside himself. He then said-
"Um, I was wondering if I could possibly stay with you guys till I can possibly get another speeder to go back to cybertron. Then I can tell my femmefriends about meeting you and they'd be so jealous since I-"
"Alright, alright, you can," said Megatron trying to shut him up. "Just be silent."
"Oops . . . sorry, heh, heh," giggled Bumblebee raising his leg up.
"Rumble show our guest to her room," smiled Megatron.
"Yes sir," bowed Rumble coming up to Bumblebee. "This way Bebe."
"Okay," smiled Bumblebee following him.
Rumble took him down some halls till they came to a decent sized room. Bumblebee looked in it seeing it wasn't so bad.
"Here's your room miss," smiled Rumble looking up to Bumblebee. "If ya get scared my room's just a few doors down."
"Hee, hee, aren't you cute," giggled Bumblebee patting him on the head and then entering his room quickly closing the door.
As soon as he did so he turned to his comlink and said-
"Okay guys I'm in, but I was almost a goner!"
"Yea . . . we heard," giggled Ironhide along with most of the other autobots behind him.
"I think Shockwave knows!" whispered Bumblebee.
"Then try to avoid him," said Ironhide.
"Remember Bumblebee, your mission is to find and retrieve the disk with the virus on it," said Optimus.
"I know sir," said Bumblebee. "Don't worry. With these guys acting so ga ga over me it shouldn't take that long."
"Be careful Bumblebee," said Optimus.
"I will sir. Bumblebee out," said Bumblebee turning off his comlink.
Hot Shot's girl: Don't worry guys it only gets funnier ;D
