"Bumblebee here. It's been . . . hhh 2 hours," sighed Bumblebee so tired of being with the decepticons. "Can I go home now?"
"No!" said Ironhide. "Now get cosy with the decepticons and find out where to find that disk!"
"Well I tried," sighed Bumblebee bowing his head.
Bumblebee looked around his room. Nothing much to do. All that was there was a chair and a recharge berth. he looked at the time and saw only a minute had passed . . . hhh this was going to be a long mission. He'd probably have to stay there for months till he got anyone to tell . . . well . . . not if he cosied up to one.
With another sigh Bumblebee sat down and just waited . . . and waited. Soon night had come and he made his way out of his room and into Rumble's. Rumble was sound asleep in his berth when Bumblebee shook him gently to wake him.
"Rumble . . . Rumble," said Bumblebee softly.
Nothing.
Bumblebee placed his fists on his hips and then tried again, but this time harder and saying Rumble in his natural voice.
"RUMBLE!!"
Rumble turned over revealing he was sucking his thumb. His optics came online just in time to see Bumblebee say-
"You suck your thumb?"
"Ah! What?!" he gasped jumping up.
"Well I was thinking of what you said so many hours ago and this base does frighten me some so I thought maybe you could show me around some so I can get used to it," said Bumblebee playing with his pig-tail.
"Why?" asked Rumble.
"Because you're such a strong little 'bot," smiled Bumblebee.
"Little?" said Rumble seemingly he didn't like the word.
"Okay you're big now will you take me on a tour?!" Bumblebee said getting annoyed.
"Sure things toots," smiled Rumble jumping from his berth and out his room.
"Toots . . . yeah," sighed Bumblebee seeing yet another name to be called.
He then almost tripped from his ridiculously high heels.
"Coming?" called Rumble.
"Um, yea," said Bumblebee at his heels. "Darn these heels."
And so Bumblebee was taken o the most boringest tour he ever had in his life. He didn't care about anything. He just wanted that disk so he could go home sooner. As the tour ended he noticed that they didn't go in one room.
"Um, what about that room?" he asked pointing to a room next to them.
"What, that?" asked Rumble looking at it.
"What's in there?" asked Bumblebee.
"I don't know," said Rumble.
"Why?" asked Bumblebee.
"I'm not allowed in there," said Rumble.
"Well then WHO is?" asked Bumblebee his patience very thin.
"Well I see Skywarp, Thundercracker, Starscream, and Megatron go in there all the time," said Rumble.
"Good Skywarp should be the easiest," smiled Bumblebee.
"Huh, for what?" asked Rumble.
"Oh just shut up you don't know anything," said Bumblebee walking away and leaving Rumble confused. "I'm tired I'm going for a recharge."
"Uh . . . good-night?" Rumble was ever confused.
The next day Bumblebee had to do some serious flirting. In about two days he had most of them eating right out of his hand. Shockwave he stayed clear of when he could, but when ever he ran into him he'd have to try and ignore him and make sure others did as well which, surprisingly, worked. He hated this mission the most but who else would do it if not for him? . . . hhh no one apparently seeing all the laughs he kept getting.
Bumblebee can tell you though he now knows the answer why there's no decepticon femmes. Some decepticons were just plain rude to pinching his hind, goosing him, whistling at him, or saying inappropriate things to him. He had to be tough he did . . . what else could you be?
He seemed to get along with everyone except Shockwave, Ravange, and Lazerbeak. Almost like they knew.
"Get away you mechanical vulture!" cried Bumblebee trying to shoo Lazerbeak away from taking off his pig-tails.
"Then, as he was occupied over head, Ravange came up and hit him under his left breast. Surprisingly the impact was so hard Ravange popped it right out of Bumblebee's shirt.
"Oh no!" gasped Bumblebee seeing it hit the floor and roll . . . and Ravange go after it! "No! Give that back you evil kitty!"
Bumblebee chased Ravange all over that base to get back that boob. He now didn't care about anything else but getting it back.
"Give it back Ravange!!" cried Bumblebee running after him.
Just as he ran down the hall after him Thundercracker came out of the storage room with a cup of energon in hand. He immediately froze at the sight of that flash right by him. It took a while for him to move again, but once he did his optics moved to the energon he was holding and then straightened again. He then poured it out and went his way.
Bumblebee eventually got it back, but the hardest part was putting it back in.
"Come on, come on, get in there!!" strained Bumblebee trying to get it back in his tight tank-top.
Soundwave came and saw this and so asked-
"Need assistance?"
"No, no!" said Bumblebee turning even more away. "I got this."
Soundwave was still there though and hadn't moved. Bumblebee straighted and half way turned to him and said-
"You mind? Give a femme a little privacy for once!"
"As you wish Bebe," said Soundwave leaving him alone to his business.
Bumblebee soon enough got it back in his tank-top and was so relieved after it was nice and situated.
"Woo, I can't believe I'm so happy and relieved just to get a breast back in place," chuckled Bumblebee to himself.
"Bumblebee, you okay there?" asked Ironhide.
"Yea, just had a little costume problem," smiled Bumblebee.
"Come on, it's been two days. Where's that disk?!" asked Ironhide.
"I'm working on it!" said Bumblebee.
"Well work harder!" said Ironhide.
"Why don't you try dressing up in tank-tops, short skirts, and high heels! HA! You'd probably fall out like you always do!" cried Bumblebee into his comlink downward which made him look like he was yelling at his breasts.
Soundwave just starred at him sideways though only cocking his head. Bumblebee starred at him for a good long moment his mind running around trying to find something to say . . . there! Bumblebee straightened and hit his breasts chuckling.
"It's the twins, you know, always wanting to swallow me and fall out of anything . . . it's not easy carrying them," he said leaving.
Man I need to find better things to say, thought Bumblebee turning red.
By the fifth day Bumblebee was so used to the decepticons he wasn't afraid to yell at them, something he's always wanted to do and get away with it. Ahh the advantages of being a femme. He's had to put up with a lot in the past days. Ravange managed to knock out his breast again and Thundercracker quit drinking energon. Ravange tried again, but this time Bumblebee was ready for the 3rd time.
Ravange growled and readied to pounce him and tear out that round playful ball right out of his shirt.
"This is one femme you ain't getting to strike thrice!" grinned Bumblebee ready for anything.
Ravange lunged at him but Bumblebee stretched out his leg to kick that sorry cat.
"Hiya!!" he cried out kicking Ravange hard and knocking him away.
Bumblebee then came up and stamped his long heel right down on Ravange making him cry.
"I really am getting annoyed by you Ravange," smiled Bumblebee taking off his garner. "Come here."
Soundwave went down the hall when he saw a whimpering Ravange run down the hall with a pink garner, with a pretty bow on it, tired around his mouth. He was only more confused.
"Drop this?" asked Soundwave handing Bumblebee his garner.
"Oh there it is," smiled Bumblebee taking it and putting it back on. "Thank-you sweety."
Bumblebee then walked off only leaving more confusion. As he walked down the hall he giggled to himself saying-
"Hee, hee, at least Megatron doesn't want me."
He then ran into Starscream who said-
"Megatron wishes to see you femme."
Bumblebee's optics got so big and he had to struggle to keep his mouth closed. His lips trembled afraid to ask, but he had to-
"W-where?"
"In his quarters . . . where else?" sighed Starscream slumping his shoulders seemingly not too happy about it. "Follow me."
"Oh fraggin' slag!" Bumblebee immediately said frozen with fear.
He slowly followed Starscream, just far enough to speak on his comlink.
"Optimus, Ironhide, What do I do?!"
"Just stay calm Bumblebee," instructed Ironhide.
"Stay calm?! I'm being led to Megatron's ROOM!!" Bumblebee cried just a bit loudly.
Starscream looked back at him wondering why he was talking to himself, but he turned back only thinking she was just excited. He just sighed to himself and continued. Bumblebee still panicked though.
"What do I do guys?!"
"Words of comfort wouldn't exactly work would it?" asked Ironhide.
"You can try, but I don't think it's gonna," whimpered Bumblebee.
"Just don't move alright?" started Ironhide. "I heard he likes his femmes moving so if you just stand still it will all be over before you know it."
"You're not helping Ironhide!" screeched Bumblebee. "Where'd you hear that anyways?!"
"Chromia told me," said Ironhide.
"Well then where'd she hear it from?" asked Bumblebee crossing his arms.
"I don't know. A couple of femme friends I think . . . they heard . . . rumors," he said uneasy.
"Isn't that how I got into this mess in the first place . . . rumors?" asked Bumblebee.
"Uh . . . yea," said Ratchet plain and simple.
Bumblebee then silenced as soon as he heard Starscream start speaking to himself saying-
"I never get to go first, no, since he's leader he always gets the femme first . . . hmph hardly leaves anything for me!"
Bumblebee then turned to his comlinks as one doomed and said-
"Fellow autobots and friends . . . if I don't come back tell Arcee . . . I love her."
"We're here," said Starscream halting.
"Greahate!" smiled Bumblebee forcing out a hard grin.
And so Bumblebee entered Megatron's room and found it to be quite big. It had its own throne and everything . . . and Megatron was sitting on it in the dark. Very little light was there, only by the door where Bumblebee stood just in case he had to make a run for it . . . but then again . . . how far would he get in those high heels?
"Hello Bebe," grinned Megatron.
"Heh, heh, hi M-megatron," stuttered Bumblebee.
Megatron then patted a seat right next to him signaling Bumblebee to come and sit.
"Oh, okay," said Bumblebee tip-toeing there and sitting down next to him.
Shockwave then came up next to Megatron. He saw Bumblebee and so tried to tell Megatron.
"Megatron! That's-!"
"Shut up Shockwave!" said Megatron knocking him down again. "Do you know why I called you here Bebe?" he asked with a smile.
"I could guess, but I'd rather not," laughed Bumblebee uneasy.
"You've been with us for about a week now," started Megatron. "And I see there is not much for you to do around here and so you mostly just sit and do nothing."
"Hm, one of my favorite things!" smiled Bumblebee.
"Hm, I like your sense of humor," smiled Megatron.
Bumblebee, stop flirting with him. You're only making it worse!" said Ironhide.
"I'm not trying to!" whispered Bumblebee.
"So you know what I've been wanting to see you do?" asked Megatron leaning close to him.
Bumblebee leaned back seeing Megatron's face was just an inch away from his own.
"What?" sweated Bumblebee wondering if he made a run for it now would he ruin his mission?
"Move," said Megatron. "I want to see you dance."
"Dance for me Bebe," said Megatron leaning back in his throne.
"Uh . . . I don't dance," said Bumblebee remembering that 'rumors are' he likes his femme moving.
"Come now everyone can dance, including myself, but I have chosen not to," said Megatron.
"Good, me too," smiled Bumblebee.
"Heh, heh, you don't really understand Bebe," said Megatron fingering his gun a bit to get the point into him. "When I want something . . . I get it. Do you . . . follow?"
"Oh yes, I follow quite well and dance too!" agreed Bumblebee seeing it was better than getting shot.
"That's good," smiled Megatron.
They then turned at the sound of a moaning and groaning Shockwave getting up. Before he could say anything Megatron said-
"Shockwave, play some music for our guest here."
Shockwave just groaned over to the door till he ran into Soundwave. Shockwave stood there for a moment smashed into him till he took his finger and pressed one of his buttons to play the music. The music started and the song played. It was an upbeat song Bumblebee hadn't heard before.
The song was called Paralyzer by a band called Fingereleven. It had a fun beat to dance to, but it was just cool enough to dance more mature-like. Bumblebee began to dance just rocking back and forth, but he knew it wasn't good enough and so he had to let the beat consume and take over his body and when it did Bumblebee went crazy. he moved his whole body no matter how hard it was.
He danced all sorts of dances. From 70s old to now-a-days. It only got out of hand when he began to jump up and down . . . those breasts weren't't made for that.
"Hey, he's actually dancing for him," giggled Ironhide just listening to it.
"Hey, what's that thumping sound?" asked Trailbreaker.
All listened to it closely wondering what in the world it was, but soon Ratchet's optics widened just as he figured it out.
When the song finished Bumblebee still continued to dance. he looked at everyone who just starred at him sideways and realized he needed to stop and so he did causing his face to turn bright red. Megatron just sat there starring at him . . . he had certainly never seen anything like it before.
"You may go now . . . Bebe," said Megatron a little stiff not knowing what to think.
"Yes sir," curtsied Bumblebee quickly leaving.
As soon as he left he turned to his comlink rejoicing-
"Guys . . . I made it!"
But he didn't hear any response back . . . they all had fallen out of their seats and were on the floor. They were so weak from laughter they couldn't move or even get up.
"Guys?" asked Bumblebee again.
Ironhide soon got back up on his seat and spoke-
"Yea . . . we know!"
He then fell out of his seat again cracking up in laughter over the funniest mental image.
"Thanks guys . . . you're so supporting," sighed Bumblebee walking back to his room.
"So how was it Megatron?" asked Starscream as Megatron exited his room.
"Well . . . there was a whole lot of upper body movement," said Megatron reflecting on the dance.
Hot Shot's girl: Okay so what if the song is from now-a-days. I thought it would be funny for him to dance to and plus it's fanfic so I can do whatever I want. Next chapter might be shorter . . . yea I think it will. Hope you enjoyed :)
