"It's been a week and six days," sighed Bumblebee. "And I still haven't found that virus! Primus I need in that room!"

Bumblebee waited till no decepticons were around that room till he decided to make a run for it and get in that room, but to his dismay it needed a code to open.

"Darn it!" said Bumblebee. "What birds for brains has the code now?!"

"Ah, there you are Bebe," came a voice behind Bumblebee.

Bumblebee turned his head to see Starscream starring at him and smiling.

"Heh, heh, hi Starscream," sweated Bumblebee hoping he wouldn't figure out anything.

"I've been wanting to see you," he smirked coming up to him.

"If you've been wanting to see me dance too bad chance Starscream, I'm not doing it!" he said fearless.

"No, not that. I've been wanting to take you out," said Starscream.

"As in outside the base?" asked Bumblebee.

"Yes," Starscream shook his head. "I figure the sun could do you some good."

"Oh sorry," said Bumblebee. "The sun clashes with my paint. I think I'll stay here."

"No, you'll do as I say and come with Starscream!" said Starscream overshadowing him trying to intimidate him.

"You can't make me!" cried Bumblebee gripping the door handle tightly.

"Wanna bet?!" asked Starscream taking his leg in his grasp.

Starscream then began pulling Bumblebee trying to get him off that door. Bumblebee tried his hardest to hang on, but when Starscream used his boosters to help get him off that door he knew it was only a matter of time till he lost his own grip on the door handle.

"Don't make me scream rape Starscream!" strained Bumblebee his hands slowly slipping more and more.

"Go ahead and . . . try!" struggled Starscream pulling even harder on his leg.

"Fine!" spat Bumblebee. "Ra-AAAAAH!!!"

His hands slipped and so he fell right into Starscream, Both ended up hitting the floor hard.

"Oh that hurt," groaned Bumblebee holding his aching head.

"Come on you!" said Starscream taking his arm and leaving the base.

And so Bumblebee had no choice but to leave the base for a couple of hours. He wasn't too happy about it though and so didn't speak the whole time, except for a few words he wanted to get out.

"This is the worst date ever!" grumped Bumblebee sitting down with his arms crossed and optics narrow.

"It's not that bad Bebe," said Starscream scooting closer to him. "At least you're with me."

Bumblebee just turned to him with very narrow optics and said-

"I hate living with you guys! When's my ship going to be done so I can go home?!"

"Oh . . . about that," said Starscream bowing his head and rubbing the back of his neck. "It seems Skywarp had another accident."

"He accidentally hit the engine rotators again?" glared Bumblebee knowing it was no accident. "Primus I swear you guys are doing this on purpose!"

"Wha-? We the decepticons would never!" backed up Starscream.

"Isn't it strange how I don't believe you?" glared Bumblebee.

"Then let me help you get that trust back," grinned Starscream scooting closer to him, but Bumblebee caught onto him and just scooted away but soon he ran out of room and almost fell to the ground.Starscream caught him and held him close.

"Careful Bebe. You could have been hurt," smiled Starscream inching closer and closer to his lips.

"I'd rather get hurt," said Bumblebee uneasy.

Then, all of the sudden, they started getting shot at by humans. Starscream turned angrily to them shouting-

"Puny maggots! I was in the middle of something!"

He then starts shooting at them and before long the autobots came to their rescue.

"Oh slag!" cried Bumblebee seeing how it couldn't get any worse.

"This is Starscream calling for back up . . . the autobots are here," said Starscream on his comlink.

Then again it could.

The decepticons soon came and another battle had erupted. The autobots saw Bumblebee was there and so they had to be careful not to hit him which gave off another clue as to who he was which Shockwave only got. He came up to Megatron crying-

"Megatron! Can't you see Bebe's-!"

"Not getting protected!" said Megatron hitting him down as he turned to gaze at Bumblebee.

"I'll protect her!" smiled Rumble galloping to him.

"You pipsqueak! You can't protect no one. I shall!" said Thundercracker knocking him down to get to him.

"Soundwave is superior. Soundwave will," said Soundwave standing up.

"What about me? I rescued her first! I should protect her!" argued Skywarp.

"You fools! I am Starscream, I shall protect her!" said Starscream stepping forward.

"Why you!" cried Thundercracker attacking Starscream and soon everyone else.

"You idiots!" cried Megatron seeing his men fight over one femme. "Stop this!"

While they were fighting, the autobots managed to get closer and Bluestreak managed to find Bumblebee.

"Hey Bumblebee, aren't you going to have to act a little more convincing?" he chuckled.

"You want convincing huh Bluestreak?" smiled Bumblebee just fed up with that day.

He then kicked him between the legs and caused him to fall down like a rock aching and groaning. Bumblebee then got up and ran away just laughing to himself. Bumblebee then caught his heel between some rocks and so tripped.

"Oh slag!" he squeaked falling down.

He looked to see if he broke his heel but found he hadn't, but soon had the perfect idea to end this fight.

"Ow, oh my ankle!" he cried for someone to come, which in this case would be everyone.

The decepticons fight ceased as soon as they heard Bumblebee's cry of distress.

"Bebe's been hurt!" gasped Rumble stopping.

"I got her!" shouted Skywarp teleporting to her. "Bebe!"

"Oh Skywarp," smiled Bumblebee looking up to him. "You've come to my rescue . . . like always."

"Need help?" asked Thundercracker coming up to them.

"I might need to rest a bit," said Bumblebee. "I think I broke my ankle."

"Then decepticons retreat!" said Skywarp taking him and leaving.

"That is my line Skywarp!" shouted Megatron, but seeing everyone followed he just gave in and did the same. "Oh retreat!"

And so they left. The autobots just stood there not knowing what to think, but soon they all just broke out in laughter.


As Soon as they got back to the base they had found that Bumblebee was as good as new.

"Well there's nothing wrong with Bebe. Almost broke your heel though," said Skywarp.

"Oh, well that wouldn't have been good," smiled Bumblebee acting like he was blushing from Skywarp. "You know . . . I've been wanting to get you alone for some time now."

" . . . Really?" gagaed Skywarp his smile widening.

"Mhm," smiled Bumblebee shaking his head 'yes'.

"Oh . . . me too!" smiled Skywarp holding out his arms and trying to kiss him.

Bumblebee held him off though and said-

"Neh, not here! People might come in and I don't want to start a fight . . . Do you know a place where no one can go, hm, Skywarp?"

Skywarp thought and thought . . . and thought. Bumblebee then grabbed him by the collar armor and said-

"Look I KNOW you know of a place! A secret room that only you, Thundercracker, Starscream, and Megatron can enter. It's got a code lock!"

"Hmm . . . I do know one place," smiled Skywarp. "Follow me!"

"Oh look . . . I think he got an idea," sighed Bumblebee in sarcasm as he followed him.

Skywarp took him to that room he had been dying to go in. Skywarp entered the code which Bumblebee memorized and so entered the room. Bumblebee smiled seeing this was the room! Skywarp soon turned to Bumblebee and tried to kiss him again, but Bumblebee dodged and asked-

"What on cybertron do you keep in here?"

"Oh . . . just some disk with a deadly virus on it," sighed Skywarp wanting to just make out with him.

"Can I see it?" squealed Bumblebee.

"Uh . . . sure," said Skywarp not understanding why a femme would want to see such a thing.

He took the disk out and showed him just swinging it in his face saying-

"This is what's going to bring those autobots to their knees. Megatron said so . . ."

As he continued Bumblebee wanted so much to take that disk and make a run for it. he'd be free, but he couldn't do it now . . . not with a witness . . . well . . . he could kill him, but that's not autobot. Primus he wanted to kill him! It took him so much just to hold himself back from doing so.

"That's pretty much it," said Skywarp putting it back just about making Bumblebee cry and proceeded in trying to make out with him again.

"You know what," Bumblebee halted him. "I'm tired so some other time?"

"Yea, I guess so," sighed Skywarp bowing his head.

And so Bumblebee went to his room and planned his attempt to steal that disk. He was going to do it tomorrow, he had already made up his mind. He couldn't stand being with the decepticons another week. He'd go insane if he did so.

Then tomorrow came and Bumblebee waited till the decepticons were all out on a fight with the autobots to get in that room and to that disk. He put his plan into action and safely made his way to the room. he entered the code and went into the room quietly where he found and took the disk.

Now . . . where to put it. Bumblebee looked around and then at himself. Hhh the only place to put it was . . .

Bumblebee sighed to himself and rolled his optics as he stuck the disk between his breasts, but he hadn't expected the decepticons to come back so soon. The door opened and Bumblebee froze as a statue.

"What are you doing?" asked Skywarp seeing him from behind in the forbidden room.

Hot Shot's girl: The last part is what I drew. It was pretty much the drawing that inspired this story :) Next chapter is the last so until then enjoy and bye ;D