(Set to the music of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot)

Erik Got Cape

I like big capes and I cannot lie
All you phans can't deny
That when I walk in with a swish of my cape
You begin to appreciate
Don Juan

Wanna rewind that scene
Cause you know you wanna scream
Due to the pants I'm wearing
You're hooked and you can't stop staring

Oh baby!
You want to get with me
And rewrite history

Giry tried to warn me
But Raoul's style is just too corny

Oh, small patch of chest skin
You want to see it again?
Well pause it, pause it
Because you know you wanna applaud it

You've seen Raoul prancin'
But it's me you ought to be romancin'
I'm sweat'n, upset, and sexy in a duet

I'm tired of magazines
Saying viscounts are the thing
Take the average phan and ask her that
He's gotta wear a mask

So ladies? Yeah?
Ladies? Yeah?
Should the phantom wear a cape?
Oh, yeah!

Then swish it, swish it, swish that big black cape

Erik got cape