Chapter 2
(Blah): Funny, crazy voice in Deadpool's head.
[Blah]: Serious voice in Deadpool's head.
-Blah-: Deadpool.
*Blah*: Cori when talking with the Deadpools in her head.
BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THIS! HAHAHA I'M ALIVE! Anyways, I've been working on a story called Mango Shaped Space and another called Who'd Have Known (7 Nights At Jack's), so sorry for this being left alone for so long.
You guys are so lucky, I had no intention of writing today, but I was looking through my old stories and… well… here ya go.
Review, please.
Cori tipped the Red Bull she and Wade had bought a while back into her mouth, successfully draining the last of the drink.
(I guess we're staying up ALL night!)
[Well of course we are, how else are we going to get to New York?]
Cori chuckled lightly. "You guys are insane. I don't know why I'm allowing you to drag me into the craziness that is your world." Wade gave an eye roll inside her head and she raised one eyebrow. Wade got bored rather quickly and started singing a random song that had got into their head.
Cori froze at the song, then started singing along with it. "This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer, That white gold, this one, for them hood girls, them good girls, straight masterpieces!"
-Stylin', while in-
(Livin' it up in the city)
[Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent…]
"Gotta kiss myself I'm so pretty!" Cori sang out, then continued. "I'm too hot!"
[Hot damn.]
"Call the police and the fireman… I'm too hot!"
(Hot damn!)
Suddenly Cori stopped, grinning like a mad lady. –What?- Wade asked, and Cori jumped off the ledge they had came to and plummeted. "Oh, my healing factor!" Wade cried using Cori's mouth in realization.
Cori landed and splattered onto the ground. There was a moment of tense silence before her body knit itself together and she stood, cracking her back and neck. "Ok, ow!" She winced, rubbing her head. Cori and Wade quickly agreed to run fast and far away from the blood stains on the ground and left.
"Well, now you know-!" Wade started, but then Cori said, "Hey, stop using my mouth!"
"I'll use it if I want to!
"I want to use my own mouth when I want to!"
"If you want reviews on your story, you'll let me do more things around here!"
"Really, I'm in a story?"
"Yes you are, there are… 5 reviews on the story already!"
"Stop breaking the 4th wall, 4everfictional will get annoyed with us."
Cori suddenly froze. "Did I- I just…"
"You broke the 4th wall! Really well, it's probably cause you got my powers."
"Shut the fuck up."
Cori slowed down now, stopping at the door of a bar. *I could use some liquor.*
(Jeeze, when are you from? It's called booze!)
[Alcohol.]
-Yeah, let's fill us up! Maybe now that we're in a human we'll be able to- no hold on. Sorry, you can't get drunk while you have our healing factor.-
Cori scowled and passed the bar, continuing through the town.
*How long until we get to New York?*
-My teleporter can get us a little farther, faster, but…-
[We don't have enough power to get us the whole way.]
Cori braced herself for teleporting, and when she opened her eyes, she was on the outskirts of… Indiapolis Indiana?
*Walking the rest of the way?*
-Walking the rest of the way…-
(Hey, for all you readers out there, best track for this next montage of Cori and Wade is Underdog by Imagine Dragons!)
Cori skipped through the town, happily humming to herself.
-Look, coffee!-
Cori bounded into the café and ordered Wade his preferred Vanilla frappe and her hazelnut iced coffee.
They also got some food, scones, breakfast sandwiches, etc. In their backpack the food went as Cori and Wade took turns drinking their drinks in their shared body.
*You know, I kinda like having you inside of me.*
Wade giggled.
*Stop it, Deadpool, I didn't mean it sexually.*
Wade laughed out loud in Cori's mind.
"Let's just go." Cori mumbled.
She finished the hazelnut iced coffee first, throwing the cup away.
-You know, there's so many things we could do before finishing up at New York.-
Cori froze.
"Really?"
-Well, yeah, you only have me in your head for so long! We can go see some celebrities, kidnap YouTubers, kill squirrels-
"Stop it, we're not killing squirrels. Can you guys tell us what to do? Cause he's right, I don't want to just go to New York and end our story there. Well, not end it-!"
-You're not coming with me.-
Cori snickered.
Wade followed suit. *That's dirty, Wade.*
-Of course it is! Let's stop and eat.-
Cori sat down on the grass in the park they stopped at, laying down a blanket to put their backpack on.
She pulled out 1 of the sandwiches and 2 vanilla scones, plus one of their water bottles.
They sat down and started to eat.
(Hey, we can talk with our mouths full to each other and not be rude!)
Cori laughed a little, taking a sip of their water.
*We should get a job, some money, so that we have a little more leg room. We should also get a hotel room.*
[Motel room, those are cheaper.]
Cori smiled and put the blanket and water bottle away, putting on their backpack.
As she munched on the last scone, she scouted for a Motel.
"Thar she blows!" Wade yelled with her mouth, and Cori rolled her eyes in their mind.
"Hello, would you like a room?" The man at the desk asked.
Cori nodded and payed for their room, accepting the keys.
They trekked up the stairs to their room and opened it before dropping the backpack on the floor.
"Today has been a long day." Cori sighed, before putting her phone on the charger and hesitating with her hand on her pajamas.
"… Wade… I don't want to change in front of you…"
"I'm not that bad, hey, I'll 'close my eyes'."
(Hehehe, I won't!)
Cori rolled her eyes, decided her exasperation with Wade was less than her exhaustion, and changed into her pajamas.
"Good night, Wade…" Cori yawned, before getting under the covers of their bed.
"… good night, Cori…"
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