Hey guys I'm sorry for not updating in a while….I just haven't had much of a writing mojo going on lately. The main concerns I've noticed in the reviews for this is quick paced sudden cliché romances that are completely OOC and I'm here to tell you that that shall not be happening! Itachi may seem like a hard ass but he's really like a teddy bear deep down inside. Like come on guys you know it's true, it's just gonna take a lot of oomph I mean A LOT OF ANNOYING BUT YOU LOVE IT OOMPH. ALSO another concern, I noticed was about a SI/OC for this story, this is a SI as the OC is based off of myself and personality and such but she won't just be a complete useless human, she most defiantly is going to fit into cannon quite nicely if I do say so myself so no worries there c: Updates on any of my stories may be delayed (I haven't updated anything really recently except for a teen wolf story I started) more than normal now because I've started my Junior year in high school and I really need to get my shit together this year. Enjoy guys~
Sasori made no noise or movement to acknowledge what I had just told them and Deidara had a look on his face that seemed to be a cross between shock and disbelief. It seems like I had bought myself more time now. As the two seemed to be shocked silent, well Deidara was at least.
"What are you?" Sasori asked as Hiruko's tail extended outwards more so it was in front of the puppets face. I was almost positive Sasori was narrowing his eyes at me. What? Couldn't he tell I was a regular human, a villager citizen to them? I made a face of confusion as I replied.
"What do you mean? It's quite obvious that I'm a village citizen." I scoffed unable to fold my arms flinching slightly at my side. With those ribs sticking out of me it's incredible that they didn't puncture my lung or anything vital. Deidara started laughing after I made my statement of being a villager.
"You have cat ears and a tail un! And your chakra is just pulsing like mad yeah! Next time you try to lie at least make it somewhat believable un." Deidara called up to me from the ground and my face was set in bewilderment.
What.
I tried to turn my head and move so I could see what he was talking about. I certainly did not have a tail and/or cat ears! How could I have chakra though, I'm not even from this world! I cringed in pain as I tried to twist my body so I could get a look at my backside. Having my ribs broken the way they were and Hiruko's tail holding me in the air made it quite difficult. While I twisted I noticed the grassy forest that surrounded us and the glanced around to see trees and shrubs. Were we near Konoha? I glanced around and my eyes caught something out of color from the green lush forest and I noticed a medium sized crimson splotch in the grass with a black back pack, a maroon button coat, and a cream scarf. My eyes widened as I recognized the clothing and backpack as my own.
What.
Oh yea. I just got home from school, I had made a bowl of ramen when I got home and sat on the couch watching Naruto. I had fallen asleep, that's right, this is just a dream! I chuckled as I twisted my body more causing cracking and popping sounds to be heard and Hiruko's tail to press more into me. Sure it hurt like hell but hey, I was only dreaming right? It won't cause anything really damaging. I had finally twisted just enough to look behind me and sure as hell a black thin cat tail was swaying behind me.
Oh.
I chuckled again as I twisted back to facing Hiruko and I glanced at Deidara my eyes half lidded.
"Neh Dei-kun I guess you're right, I do have a cat tail. It's quite obvious as to what I am then isn't it Sasori-kun?" I asked tilting my head to the side and staring at the puppet in front of me.
"Sasori-Danna maybe we should take her to leader yeah?" Deidara asked as he watched me stare at Hiruko's face.
"We should just kill the brat. We're the Akatsuki we cannot die; she is lying and holds false information." Hiruko's deep raspy voice called out and suddenly I was falling. Hiruko had let me go and I was falling through the air 4 feet above the ground. My back collided with the dirt ground and I gasped as the wind was knocked out of me and in pain as more cracks and pops where heard. I blinked up and stared at the sky biting my lip so I wouldn't cry or whimper. I watched as Hiruko's body inched closer and his tail hailed up high as to strike and my eyes widened a bit.
He was going to kill me.
Even though as a dream this seemed realistic as shit but hey I guess that's what lucid dreams are right? When you know your dreaming? I still don't want to die even in my dreams; it'll scare the shit out of me when I wake up. I watched as in almost slow motion as Hiruko's tail seemed to come closer and closer to my face as an idea popped into my head.
"Komushi."
As I whispered the name staring up at Hiruko I watched as its entire body twitched violently as his tail stopped above my forehead. Well I didn't expect to receive a reaction like that but hey, the longer I'm alive and choose my words right the better.
"That's right. I know all about that, how you killed your only friend for the beginning of your art." I whispered once again staring up at Hiruko. The story about Komushi isn't very clear but he was Sasori's only friend who lost his arm and Sasori had crafted him a puppet arm to replace it and it's said that Komushi was messing around with Sasori's poisons and infected himself and he died. But others say that Sasori had poisoned him and in Komushi's feverish state he didn't know what he was talking about. Sasori had taken Komushi's body and with it he made his first I know a favorable amount about Sasori, him being one of my two favorite Akatsuki characters. If I can play my cards right here maybe he won't kill me and I can at least live a bit longer till I decide to wake up.
"But then he wasn't really your friend was he? Just someone who didn't completely annoy you to no end and you enjoyed his company. Am I right?" I asked my eyes half lidded as I stared up at Hiruko. The tail suddenly came flying down once again and it embedded itself deeply in the dirt and grass next to my face and the puppet leaned over me as if to threaten me. I chuckled as I glanced to the side and back at Hiruko.
"Please you're trying to scare me, kill me if you want I really don't care. I don't have a purpose in this world, but I know the question that you're silently wondering Sasori , let me tell you this once more I know how each and every one of you die, I know all of your lives from the day you were born, I know all of your childhoods, I know why all of you fled your villages I know when you all fled them I know what happens to each and every one of you and most importantly I know who the real leader of the Akatsuki is and let me tell you it's not Pein and they're lying about they're goals to all of you." I whispered once again staring at Hiruko.
"They're true plans really are evil Sasori they truly do not want world peace. They're trying to start a world war. Your art deserves to be eternal and I don't want it to die out. I wish to help you all." I whispered once more and I mentally kicked myself. What the fuck am I doing playing the sappy card? Sasori didn't move for what seemed like an eternity before he dislodged his tail and he moved away from me.
"Make sure this brat doesn't die we're going back to Base." Sasori spoke through Hiruko and a small part of me had smiled. I won this. Deidara came over to me and he kneeled down by my side to take a look at my ribs sticking out.
"So that's why you're chakra was flaring once you woke up, it was healing the wound shut un. The flesh has completely been regenerated around the protruding ribs yeah. Kakuzu is going to have to cut open your entire side and set your ribs and heal them un." Deidara murmured as he inspected my side poking at the regenerated flesh. I winced and twitched away from him as he poked it and Deidara chuckled as he stood up preparing to make his clay bird.
At least all I have to worry about at the moment now is Kakuzu bitching about me costing him money right?
