I have nothing to say, except that I am ashamed of keeping you waiting so long. I would be a tad bit more ashamed if that you was collective.


Father: The Wood, Part 2

darling, dear-heart, why did you tell him that story
I matured in fear of that awful wood
only to face it bravely as a man
why is the reason he should

dear-heart, darling, why did you tell her that story
she is far too young to hear about that
she was scared enough before you told
now she's frightened of even the cat

beloved, bonny lass, why did you tell him that story
you know I don't like it when you do
you know the story is just pretend
so why did you tell him it's true

bonny lass, beloved, why did you tell her that story
you know it's only a fable, dear
that in reality, it's only a forest
can't you see it causes her to tear


I totally and completely own this character. Nobody else would take him, the spineless coward. So, even though you don't care, I'm going to tell you about him. He is, of course, Mother's husband, so I guess that explains things. I don't really care for either of them, but I can't stand Mother. Plus, they don't have the healthiest relationship. Yikes. He truly loved his wife once, but that has passed . . . you'll meet their children (whom I LOVE! despite obvious flaws in their upbringing making them into rather not-terribly-nice/wonderful people)

Anyways.

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