Hey dudes and women! Mya Belle is back. I finally finished this part. I had a way different plan for this chapter, but my cousin Adi helped me with it. It was hilarious to write this and I hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or it's characters, sad day.


Chapter One - What The Hell Is Happening

" This room is so unsymmetrical! This can't be happening! It's my worse nightmare," Kid said before passing out, only to be caught by Liz. Everyone just shrugged before looking at me and Alexiss.

" Hello. Who are you?" Maka tilted her head to the side as she scooted closer to Soul, as if to make sure she had her weapon close by.

" I'm Mya Belle, but you can call me Mya for short," I looked over at Alexiss, expecting her to introduce herself. I rolled my eyes when I noticed that she was to busy staring at the passed out figure who was obviously Death The Kid. " She's Alexiss, and the one on the floor's Kendra."

Soul nodded slowly as he stared down at Kendra. I suddenly saw a little bit of blood dripping from his nose. I glared at him, but he didn't notice. I went over and before he could do or say anything, I slapped him. As he was holding onto his now red face I pulled my leg back before swinging forward, kicking him where no man wants to be kicked, his balls! Soul quickly fell to his knees.

" Don't you even think about it you pervert! She ain't even awake. Besides, she has a boyfriend. Now be a good boy and stop looking at her."

Alexiss had chosen that moment to look away from Kid, " Mya! What the fuck did you do that for?"

" He was checking Kendra out, duh. Glob. If you stopped staring at Kid, you'd realize that," this made her blush a deep pink.

" Shut up Mya."

" Never," I smiled again. " I mean, at least I'm saying the truth."

Alexiss grabbed my shoulder and before I knew it, I was on the ground holding my shoulder as I gasped in surprise.

" What the frick woman! Just because you're embarressed, doesn't give you the right to shoot me!" she hadn't really shot me, but that presure point she gave me sure felt like you'd just gotten shot, and she hadn't even pushed as hard as she could.

" You deserved it," she crossed her arms.

" Whatever. Now wake Kendra up."

" She didn't shoot you," Tsubaki said as she inspected my shoulder.

" No shoot. If you felt the presure point, you'd think you'd just been shot too. I'm fine Tsuabaki, so can you stop being all up in my face?"

" Oh, sorry. Wait. How do you know may name?"

" We know all your names. We know a lot about you people."

" How?" Liz placed her hands on her hips as she asked this.

" We just do," I shrugged.

" So you're stalkers?" Soul asked after standing.

" Whoa! Wait. What? No! We are not stalkers!"

" Whatever. Can we just take their souls Maka?"

" But Soul, what if they're just innocent people?"

" Maka. Stop being so stupid tiny tits. They don't look like normal people. I mean, look at them. They could be witches for all we know."

Maka sighed before holding out her hand, " You're probably right Soul, so let's just get this over with. I'll Maka Chop you afterwards since I don't need you unconscious at the moment."

Soul smirked before a white flash filled the room. When it had dissapeared, I had expected to see Soul in his scythe form, but he was laying on the ground, completely knocked out.

" Soul! Are you okay?" Maka fell to the ground as she started shaking her partner's shoulders.

" Nya. Soul-kun, it's wakie time," Blair said as she poked Soul's face.

" What happened?" Kendra asked as she finally woke up. She looked at all the people standing around her. " Oh my fucking god. I wasn't dreaming."

" No shoot women," I said helping her up.

" What happened?" she pointed at Soul.

" Trust me, you don't wanna know."

" What's wrong with Soul?" Maka asked as she stared at me. " What did you do to him?"

" Nothing. I don't know what's wrong with him."

" You did something to him!" Maka yelled before tackling me.

" Get off of me you bitch! I didn't do anything to Soul. Somebody help me here!" I yelled as I kept blocking each of Maka's punches.

After a few minutes, Maka was pulled off by Tsubaki and Liz. I stood up and glared at her as I crossed my arms. Soul woke up as if he had had a bucket of ice water dumped on him. He just sat there, watching as his meister argued with me.

" What the hell! Did you have to do that? I didn't do anything. Did you ever think it may be because you guys ain't in your own world? Maybe he can't transform now. Glob, for someone who's been said to be so smart, you're pretty dumb."

" I am not dumb!" Maka protested as she pouted.

" Oh really? Than what's a compound, or a mol, or a mola?" I asked.

" They're...um, they're," Maka looked lost.

" I told you. We know different things than you woman. If you guys listened, maybe you'd learn something," I explained.

" Fine."

" Okay, well then sit down. I don't like standing forever. Besides, I sorta wanna know how you all got here."

Everyone sat down, except Black Star, " I'll keep standing. You can all admire my greatness as you sit."

" Sit your ass down dude, before I grab my bat."

" Like you'd hit your god," he looked away as if he was some rich bastard.

" Can I please hit him?" I asked as I looked between my friends.

" Sure, but don't kill him," Kendra shrugged.

I reached under my bed and pulled out the piece of wood that had broken off of it a few months ago. Everyone looked at me as if I'd grown a second head. I rolled my eyes and went over to the blue haired boy who was yelling.

" Would you just shut the hell up," I tightened the grip on the piece of wood.

" I am the one who will surpass the gods. You cannot tell me what to do," he smiled at me before patting my head. " You should be greatful that I bless you with my presence little one."

" I may be short, but you don't wanna get me mad."

Black Star raised an eyebrow as I got ready to hit him. I swung it, hitting him in the stomach. He wrapped his arms around him and hunched forward, groaning in pain. I hit his back with the weapon and Black Star fell, landing on top of Tsubaki, Liz, and Maka.

" Wow," Soul looked up at me surprised.

" Now sit, or else you'll end up making me break something of yours," Black Star nodded before sitting next to Tsubaki, still holding his stomach. " Good boy."

" Mya, you only needed to hit him once," Kendra scolded me.

" If it were you, you'd of hit him a lot more."

" True," she nodded.

" Okay then. I wanna know how all of you peoples got here. Do you even know how you got here?" I asked as I sat back down next to Kendra.

" The last thing I remember was playing basketball with everyone, and then I heard some kind of ringing. The next thing I knew, I was in some type of dark room, but yet I could see you guys through the floor. It was so uncool," Soul said scratching his chin.

" Um. Now that just sounds like your basic movie type crap. Wait, did you guys see that?" I asked as I scanned the walls for the black streak.

" See what Mya? Don't mess with us right now, I mean, we already have to deal with these weirdos," Kendra gestured to all the people in front of us.

" See! There is was again," I pointed at the wall to a black arrow, but it disappeared by the time anyone looked.

" Mya! Would you stop messing with us?" Alexiss hit my arm.

" I'm telling the truth you whore. I mean, why would I lie now? I'm not li...There it is again!"

This time, it didn't disappear as quickly, so everyone got a good look at it. It was a black arrow running across the wall, only to disappear once it passed the window.

" What the fuck was that?" Kendra asked.

" I told you I saw something. I told you so," I said sticking my tongue out at Kendra and Alexiss.

" Shut up Mya."

" Well what is it?"

" It's Medusa's vector. Don't tell me she's here too," Alexiss pleaded.

" No way. I don't wanna die!" Kendra cried.

" You won't die. Calm down Ken...Oh my glob!" I yelled.

" Hello kiddies," a black shadow appeared and when it disappeared, a small child stood there.

" It's Medusa," Alexiss said before she fainted.


Cliff hanger, sorta. I can't believe how long it took me to fricken write this part. I wanted to update on Wednesday, but then my cousin read it and we kept making changes. Oh well. Next time I will try and update quicker.

Oh. Tomorrow, the 6th of January, I am officially turning fifteen. I lied before with saying I was but I will be tomorrow so go me!

So review, even if you hate it.

Type you all later people!