A clawed hands dug into my shoulders dragging me up from the ground and into the air. A rueful smile spread across my tear stained face when the claws dug in tighter. I couldn't feel a thing. I was to caught up in my shock and mourning to but up much of a fuse besides the occasional "where are you taking me?" and "are we there yet?". But surprise ,surprise she never answered me didn't even look at me her beady eyes firmly locked ahead.

I took to watching the passing scenery not afraid of the height or the alarming speed we where traveling at. When your dead nothing can hurt you anymore. My heart convulsed painfully as the image of Hazel taking that bastard of a milkman's hand flashed before me. Nothing physical can hurt me.

The Fury took me past the fields of Asphalt- Asphodel Hazel's voice reminded me. Past Party Central, further and further till I couldn't recognise a thing insight. It was then that I started struggling, finally starting to snap out of my stuper. I screamed profanities at the Fury, I thrashed and bashed at her. But nothing made her release me.

It felt like hours had past, me hanging limply like a rag doll in the Fury's grasp. But then I felt a chill and the sky changed, it was no longer grey but a dark bluey black, it wasn't the sky of night, but as if the place was caught in permanent twilight or dusk. I was so mesmerised by the sudden about of colour that was until I saw the red. Red, a sharp bright splotch of red, the red on milkman's toga couldn't hold a candle to this colour. It was beautiful and had me mesmerised. I didn't notice a strange feeling wash over me making me feel like I should just lie down and sleep forever.

I noticed the red splotch taking shape a dark river twisting before it, a cave appearing behind the red. Flowers, as we started to descend toward the red spot I saw that they where flowers. Poppies. The Poppies looked like fresh blood as they swayed on the banks of the lazy river to an invisible wind. They continued to grow inside of the cave before it became so dark I couldn't see anything anymore.

I snapped out of it as the mentally retarded harpy woman dropped me unceremoniously inform of the cave, a quick push forward and I was swallowed by the darkness.

My mind temporarily failed me and like the first person murdered in a horror movie I called out to the never ending darkness.I could have kicked myself.

"Heeeelllllloooooo is any one hooooommmmeeee? I'm in sort of a bind, you see my ride just up and left me here" The Fury as soon as she pushed me in here had departed so quickly I honestly wondered if she got wind burn. It almost seemed as if she was fleeing…nah. Im going to fine, perfectly fine just me….. in a cave …that is possibly inhabitant, nothing to worry about- I promptly tripped and face planted on the floor.

"I really need to stop jinxing myself" It was then that the powers be started laughing at me. Along both sides of the cave torches burst into flames one by one. Definitely inhabited then. This cave went of for freaking forever! I swear to god- to the gods that if this turns out to be a freaking labyrinth I'm going to be sending a very angry letter to the person responsible for this. It would go something like this

Dear Cosmic Powers that be.

I herby OBJECT to this afterlife it is utter BULL-SHIT. Kindly fix it, now.

Your sincerely Asphodel of Asphodel Fields ( Note: Im the only talking ghost so very easy to find)

P.S Just wallow in the shame of your massive clusterfuck that is my life afterlife

Yeah that would go over swell with the cosmic entities that seem hell bent on messing with my life. Puffing out my checks in dignified angry I began to separate my face from the and the ground don't have the best of relationship,infact I could swear that the earth was out to get me, always placing rocks in the most convenient place to trip me up

" Dam she's just a kid, she kinda looks like a squirrel don't cha think bro?"A lazy voice drawled from above me.

That deep voice alone nearly gave me a heart attack, I practically threw myself away from the source by back hitting the cave wall. I quickly went to glare at the source but I am not afraid to admit that the glare fade embarrassingly fast as I stared dumbstruck at the man. Because DAM was he a fine specimen. He was tall even if he was slouched lazily against the opposite wall. His skin was the colour of teakwood, with dark hair curly delectably around a strong jaw line. His full lips were pulled into a smirk and his half lidded sleepy red eyes (like the poppies I fondly thought) glimmered with amusement. He was laughing at me!

If I was alive I knew that I would be an ugly splotchy red colour, I strategically chose to glare at the mans shoulder….so broad and just rippling with- were those WINGS?!Attached to his back where a pair of dark wings that shimmered blue and purple. Definitely not human, nope god, definitely a god/immortal of some kind. Nope my life is already crap enough with out me having even met a god. Asphodel doesn't need this in her life nope no siry.

"Welp Im a just going to leave, see if I can catch a ride back. Sorry for intruding. The wheat is calling be back and all that you know?" I rambled on as I scrambled to my feet my hands frantically gesturing to the exit. The man did nothing just remained slouched against the wall.

"Soo um I'll just show myself out…yup…see you, nice meeting you" And I would have made a graceful exit I swear if it wasn't for lazy guy suddenly appearing out of now where in front of me. I was sent tumbling back onto my ass again, and if I wasn't already dead I would have died of a heart attack. A chuckle echoed in the cave and I went to glare at the lazy git in front of me till I realised that the laughter was coming from behind me.

I was seeing double lazy git number 1 was still reclining against the wall only barley moving his head to stare down at my position on the flow. My head snapped between lazy git number 1 and lazy git 2.0 in front of me. Backwards and forwards. Crap twins. Im so screwed.

Sorry for the short and very late update! Lazy writer hit me hard, as usual any reviews make me super happy so tell me what you think so far? Any clues about who this cave belongs too?Till next time.