It was Haru's last mackerel delivery for the night and he was walking home. What a night, he thought. There had been so many delivieres. Their place had gotten so popular since he started attending Samezuka, and his greedy parents were happy. He rode his bike home.
Or that was his intention, but as he passed by the bus station, he saw a big ad for that up and coming model, Kise Ryouta. But that wasn't what caused him to stop. Standing in front of the advertisement was Sousuke, kissing Kise's face. His cello lay forgotten at his feet.
"That's unsanitary," Haru said as he approached. Sousuke looked at Haru; there was a black mark on his forehead. "I like the swimsuits that guy models. They always fit me really well." Haru rode away on his bike. Sousuke stood there.
Haru was sitting at school with Goro, drinking tea in the cafeteria. "This is just superb," Goro simpered. "This delectable early gray tea is just divine!"
"It's okay," Haru says. Someone suddenly near him caught his attention. He was shocked! Before his very eyes was someone he hadn't seen in a very long time. "I didn't expect to see you here, Eren Jager."
"Dude haru what's up bro my homie my dog my amigo, my cuz my bud my buddy my brother my neighbor, my fellow gang member, my compatriot my pal my associate my bosom buddy my spare my confidant my comrade my partner my mate my chum, my well-wisher, my cousin, my ally my accomplice, my backer my boon companion my good buddy my... soul mate," Eren said simply.
"I just want to be alone Eren, god," Haru replied turning away. "I need some space."
Goro sparkling eyes welled up. "What about me?" Haru did not reply for a moment, before turning to Goro looking startled.
"Goro, when did you get here?"
Goro sobbed. Poor Goro. Eeren said, "Dude, you want to smoke with me" "I don't like cigarettes, Haru said before the swim team showed up!
"How DARE you walk out on," Makoto seethed. "me!"
Haru resisted the urge to roll his eyes and did his best to show no signs that he'd even heard Makoto.
"You will wear one of these swimsuits," Makoto yelled gesturing the the swimsuits his team members were holding, "whether I have to force you to wear one! All members on my team must wear high quality swimsuits!"
"It doesn't matter what I swim in as long as I swim well. Or are you just trying to hide the fact that a poor man is swimming on your team?" Haru said, stading up and glaring at Makato definently.
"Bra, who da fuck do ya think ya are?" Eren bellowed.
"Exuse me?" Makoto frowened.
"Ya mess iwth my buddy, haru, ya mess with me! I can take you on, sir!" Eren yelled pushing Makkoto to the ground. Makto landed in the garbage can. everbody gasped.
"How dare you?! You will pay dearly for this, mark my words. I can ruin your left with a word." Mom and mikoshiba picked makoto up and out of the garbade can. Makoto ran out of the cafetira.
"Haha, that guy is no match for me!" Eren Yager shouted. Rei shook hi head.
"You really didn't have to do that. That guy is a pushover." Haru said.
"LOL litterally" eren joked. everybody had good chucks over that one.
Momo and MIkoshiba wen tover to their table. Momo syas "Hey, my bro and I are hosting a cool party tomrrow. Do you guys want to go?"
Haru starts to say no but then eren cuts in. "A party! I bet they'll be all sorts of smokers there!"
"Well, ciggarettes aren't really popular among the students here." Mikoshiba says.
"Haha, yeahhhhh, let's go to the party, haru!" Eren yelled.
"Oh, but swim club members are required to wear the Iwatobi mascot uniform. It's a tradition, ya know?" Momo laughed.
"No." Haru said.
"But you have to!" Midoshiba frowned.
"Well what does it look like?" Haru sighed.
"Like this!" Momo whipped otu his phone and showed a picture of it.
"Amazing..." haru whispered in awe. "I'll do it"
"Awesome, well see you there" Mom and Mikoshipa said in unison and they left.
"Oh man I am so totally stoked for this party." Eren shotueed.
Goro placed a perfectly manncured hand on his forehead. "This isn't a good idea. You should not go to this party."
"Shut the fuck up goro" Eren snarled.
Goro cryed beaurityful tears. "Why must you be so cruel, eren?"
The next day, Haru got into his Iwatobi Mascot costume. He was ready. He went to wher ethe party was. Goro gashped when he saw him. "I told you not to wear it!"
"Why are you even here Goro? You weren't invited." Haru siad.
"You can bring two guestsss" Gorofda .
"Guysss it's me eren I'm here and i'm ready to partttyay. bithchessss" Eren was nude.
"Good god, where are your colothes?" Goro cried.
" I won't need clothes when I'm dead." Eren shouted and ran inside.
"Oh this won't be good." Goro mumbled following eren into the house. Haru entered shortyl after and found the room the party was in. Everybody stared at him when he opened the door.
"Haha, omg, you actually believed that?" Momo laughed derisively.
"Commerners are so gullible!" Mikoshiba sneered.
A bunch of people started pointing and laughing at him. Haru just went over to the buffet. he hoped there would be mackerel. Momo looked confused.
"H-hey, don't you hear me? I'm insulting your inteligence. You should be angered!" Momo yelled, grabbing haru's wrist. Suddenly, a heavey instrument hit momo on the head.
"How dare you? I do no approve of this debauchery." Sousuke roared, swinging his cello around violently.
"You killed my brother!" Mikoshipa sobbed as he cradled his dead brother's body.
"Shut up!" Souske yelled and slammed the cello onto Mikoshiba's head as well. It splintered into a million pieces. Mikoshiba screamed in agony. Nobody was really paying attention, but Makoto noticed.
Makoto stomped over to Sousuke. "What are you doing? Why are you protecting the commner?"
"I just don't like this sort of thing." Sousuke said simple. "I have to go buy a new cello"
Haru stared at souske with sparkles in his eyes. He was so overwhelmed by a weird felling in his chest. Makoto glared at him.
Suddenly, the whole room went silent. Kise Ryota had entered the room. Sousuke immedely went over to him.
"Sousuke, you are no longer part of the swim club!" Makoto shouted after him. Sousuke ekpt leacing with Kise. He didn't say a singlew ord. Haru ignored both of them and poured himself a glass of wine, when suddenly out of nowhere someone bumped into him. It was Nagisa!
Now Haru was covered with wine. "I can't wear this anymore," he said with a friown. He collapsed. When suddenly there was a hand in front of his face, he looked up and it was Kise Ryota!
"You can't wear that anymore," he said with a frown. "Come with me to my room, we'll get you something better to wear."
