A/n: So... I'm still fangirling over 4th Gear and still shaking from too much overwhelmed, that's why this is a little bit late. Sorry!


Trafalgar Law is a man known by everyone around him as a composed and cool every fucking time, even if there's a disaster coming, he will welcome it calmly, think through things and will suggest solutions to solve a certain problems…

…But not tonight as he closed his eyes and breathe deeply.

Law is trying to sleep peacefully (because he had enough of his sleepless nights) but as he tries his best, the kid beside him is also doing his best to annoy him. Law didn't know what happened, how he even agreed to let the kid sleep at his room… temporarily.

"Today is crazy just like Garp-ya." Law thought as he open his eyes and stared at the talkative kid.

"…then I stabbed my face with a knife to prove to Shanks that I am a brave man."

Law shook his head gently while staring at Luffy, said kid is insane. Who will stab his own face with a knife? Well, the answer is in front of him.

"Luffy-ya, can't you go to sleep?" Law whispered but it's obvious on his tone that he's annoyed.

"Huh? Why would I?" Luffy asked in confusion that made Law literally hit his head with on his head-pillow.

His patience is running low and the kid is pretty dumb and stupid. "It's that old damn geezer, Garp-ya's fault! If he didn't bring the brat here, this wouldn't have happened."

Law sighed as he remembers the situation he's in, earlier. If only there's a Time machine that can make him travel back in time then he will buy it desperately and will travel back so that he can get a good sleep, and a peaceful night… and life.

After Ace narcolepsy attacked at Dinner, Sabo just got home and he brought Koala with him. Little Luffy is in panic at Ace's sudden face-fall at the plate and he's pretty fucking happy at the commotion while eating. Sadly, his happiness didn't last longer as Garp waked up from his deep slumber.

To stop the panicking kid, Garp hit Luffy on his head and then Koala hit Garp on his head for hitting the said kid. And, Sabo told Luffy what happened to Ace to calm him down. He explained about Ace's narcolepsy in detail for the kid to understand, to Sabo's dismay and Law's amusement, said kid called Ace's sickness a "mystery" sickness.

Luffy obviously didn't understand.

Koala only giggled at Luffy's cuteness, in which area Law found nowhere because Luffy is just an annoying kid.

Suddenly, Garp had offered Koala to take care of Luffy and it seems that Koala is agreeing, already fond of the kid. Much to Law's relief and joy but not until Ace wakes up and had told Sabo that Luffy is their little brother that shares a blood with them. Sabo is shocked for a while that they had a little brother and get over immediately, telling Garp that the brothers should take care of the little one.

Garp bluntly agreed. Koala just giggled again, hugging the kid and her fondness increase at the kid and now that she knows that Luffy is her lover's little brother. Sabo is a bit jealous. Ace is eating stupidly. Luffy is oblivious. And added by the temporarily plan that Luffy must sleep at Law's room for a while until the two brothers prepare their little brother's sleeping place at their room.

All of that sums up, much to Law's irritation, He's stress and problematic.

"Because a kids need to." Law said gritting his teeth in annoyance.

Law didn't know that he just hit a sore spot on Luffy by calling him a kid, "'M not a kid, I'm a man!"

Law raised his eyebrows. "If you're a man then you must sleep, Real men sleeps to become strong."

How Law wished that sleeping can make you strong and he didn't care right now that he's tricking the kid. He just fucking needs to tone down Luffy so he can sleep, he's pretty tired today.

"Really?" Luffy's eyes are shimmering like a bright star.

"Yes." Law sighed and the kid quietly lay, properly beside him.

Law is about to relax at the quiet room for a moment and about to sleep. But,

"Then," Law face palmed. Luffy can't keep quiet for a minute, not even a second! "Sing a song for me." Luffy cheered.

Law looked at the kid frowning, "Song? Why would I?"

"So I could sleep." Luffy answered sounding like Law is the stupid one.

"What?" Law is now confused, especially at the tone Luffy had used.

"Makino and Shanks used to sing a song for me before I go to sleep. Now sing a song!"

Law seriously looked at the kid. Luffy is a freaking seven-years-old. Why would he need a fucking lullaby so that he can go to sleep?! When Law is at Luffy's age, he didn't and he doesn't need a lullaby so that he can go to sleep. He didn't sleep sometimes at the age of seven.

"No." Law looked away and close his eyes, blocking those flooding memories that he's trying to forget.

"But you said you want me to go to sleep?" he heard Luffy had said.

"Sleep yourself."

"How"

"Close your eyes."

Law didn't hear anything from Luffy for about ten seconds. He thought that the kid had fallen asleep. Not until,

"Law," He had heard the child called him in a low tone.

Too lazy to open his mouth, Law just sounded a question to Luffy. "Hmm?"

"I can't really sleep, please sing a song for me."

Law shot open his eyes and look at the kid, which he regretted very much because the kid is pleading with his teary puppy eyes.

"This kid is evil!"

"Are you serious?!" Law almost shouted, startled while looking at Luffy's cute pleading puppy eyes.

Luffy nodded and Law can't do anything but jaw-dropped. He didn't say a word. He can't even say anything to the pleading kid.

"Song… A fucking song… What kind of song?! I don't even know a song!" Law seems like relax at his outer facial expression but inside his mind, he's freaking panicking much like Luffy earlier at Dinner.

"I don't know any lullaby song." Law whispered as he close his eyes in embarrassment and a faint rosy colors appeared across his cheeks, which he covered by his tattooed arms.

"Oh…" Luffy sounded like Law is pathetic for not knowing a song.

Law quietly growled in annoyance, still blushing in embarrassment.

"Then I'll sing a song then you sing it to me." Luffy chirped and started to sing,

"The islands in the south~ are warm~

Paina-purupuru~ Their heads get really hot~

And they are all idiots~!"

Law look at Luffy who sang cheerfully, he can't believe that he will sing that kind of song! There's no way that he will sing that!

"Second verse,"

"There is a second?!" Law almost yelled.

"Shut up! Let me sing it whole!" Luffy grumpily told him and Law only glared at the kid before he keeps quiet to listen to the whole song.

"The islands in the north~ are cold~

Hyakkoi-koikoi~ Their heads shiver all around~

And they're all idiots~!"

Law bit his lips to restrain himself from laughing at Luffy. The kid is feeling the song quite well as he sings it wholeheartedly.

"Third verse,"

"The islands in the east~ are early in the morning~

Makes their body all hyper~

And they're all idiots~!"

"Why does this song make the islanders idiots?" Law thought while a sweat dropped from his forehead as he keeps listening to the kid's song.

"Fourth verse,"

"The islands in the west~ are late at night~

Makes their body all crazy~

And they're all idiots~!"

"Are you finished?" Law asked and Luffy stop humming, then glared angrily at Law.

"Not yet!" Luffy is obviously annoyed that Law had interrupted him.

Law rolled his eyes and apologize sarcastically, "Sorry."

"Aaaaahh ah ah ahaaaa~ That was a yawn~
Everybody's feelin' all smiley~

And they're all idiots~!"

Silence, the two didn't say a word as Luffy stop singing. They just lay there quietly as Law process the whole song in his head. Sadly, he just can't.

"So," Law started, coughing, making a sound. "Are you done?"

"Yes," Luffy chirped again, "Now sing it!"

Law groaned in irritation. How could he sing that fucking childish song?

"I can't…"

"But… Why? You said that you'll sing a song for me." Luffy whined and Law can't help but role his eyes at the child's whining.

"How could I sing that when I don't know the whole thing… and it's a freaking ridiculous song" And who the hell taught this kid the song? Law whispered the last part.

"I just sang it for you to sing for me!" Luffy shouted at Law as if it's the latter's fault.

"Hearing it once doesn't mean that I can sing it already," Law growled at the kid's logic, and even if he can memorize a song just hearing it once, he won't sing that shitty song. "Tell me that you learnt that song in just a night."

"Fine, then I'll sing it again." Luffy said and then, 'hmmp' at Law.

"Okay, Whatever." Law regret what he just said as the kid sings the silly song again. "Fuck!" he breathe enough for Luffy not to hear in the middle of his song, as Law listen for the second time at the annoying song.

"This is a hell of a night." Law sarcastically thought to himself.

"…That was a yawn~" as Luffy sleepily sings the last verse part he yawns, "Everybody feelin' all smiley~

And they're all idiots~!"

After Luffy sing the song, he stretched like a monkey and yawned again. Law noticed the kid's eyelids had fallen and he heard the little snores. Law chuckled quietly as he watched the kid. Luffy had fall asleep, to his relief that he doesn't need to sing the fucking most ridiculous song and he won't ever hear that song ever again. Law had made a toughest decision to learn at least one song to sing at Luffy for bedtime to shut him up.


The next day, Law wakes up when he felt that somebody, no, someone had kicked him on his face. He saw a little foot and grabbed it to gets it off his own face.

"How did he manage to get in that sleeping position? I barely moved." Law muttered as he wonder and sits up at his bed while looking at Luffy's comical sleeping position.

He shook his head as an amusement smile painted on his face. He look at the bedside clock to check at the time and when Law saw that it's already quarter-to-seven, he stands up and move quietly so that the kid don't wake up. Law didn't want to deal at the hyper and annoying kid in the early morning.

Law paddled his feet to the kitchen to make a hot coffee and his own breakfast. One of the rules in the house (which Law had made up on his own) is to make your own food and since Luffy is Ace and Sabo's brother, they should make the kid's food. Not him.

While cooking his breakfast, the phone at the living room suddenly rang. Law quickly ran to get the wireless phone and answer it while walking back to the kitchen, finishing his cooking.

"Hello," Law answered as he flips the bacon using his one hand, the other is holding the phone.

"Trafalgar, What the fuck have you done?!" Law puts away the phone slightly away from his ear as the certain red-headed idiot shouted from the other line.

"I don't know what you're talking about, Eustass-ya." Law smirked as he flips again the bacon, he had expected this call.

"Don't fucking lie to me or deny to me or tell me that you don't fucking know what I'm talking about right now, you shit!" Eustass-ya is surely mad, Did I hit him below the belt? Law chuckled darkly, "Don't give me that fuck! Why the heck did you told Nami that I lost one of her clima-tact?!"

Law set the bacon aside at the plate and cracks two eggs at the pan. "Eustass-ya, I never told Nami-ya that you are the one who lost one of her clima-tact…"

"I fucking told you that don't-"

"…it was just a slipped of tongue." Law innocently said and before some red-headed from the other line fumingly shouts at him again, Law turned off the phone and continue to cooks his breakfast.

"What a wonderful morning!" Law exclaimed as he finish cooking his eggs and turning off the induction stove at the same time the coffee maker.

He sets his breakfast at the kitchen table and settled himself comfortably at the stool. While eating his breakfast, Law dialed a number hesitantly at the phone. He puts the phone at his ears, waiting for someone to answer the call.

Law closed his eyes and puts down the fork on his plate, and massage his forehead as he listened to an unpicked phone on the other line. He already knows that no one will pick up the phone but he just hoped. Plus, Eustass-ya will not bother calling him when he just had a wonderful morning… if it is now.

"Mornin' Law," Sabo greeted him when the blonde entered the kitchen to make his and his brothers breakfast.

"Morning" Law mumbled as he puts down the phone at the table and sighed before he eats his food.

"You called her again?" Sabo had decided to open a conversation to a frustrated Trafalgar Law while putting the bread at the toaster.

"It's not like I want to call her, Sabo-ya. I just called her to shoo away the incoming calls of Eustass-ya." Law gripped the fork in his hands, his breathing unstable suddenly. "And I always know that she will never pick it up, besides I really don't care anymore."

Law relaxed a bit when he properly delivered those words to Sabo without the blonde noticing that something is wrong with him right now.

"Yes I know. It's obvious now that you really don't care for her anymore." Sabo chuckled, teasing the pretender blue-haired man and Law glared at the chuckling blonde.

"Shut up."

"Hai! Hai!" Sabo laughed as the smell of bread engulfed the kitchen, to Law's disgust.

"I lost my appetite, Damn bread!" Law cursed as he stands up, leaving the unfinished Eggs and Bacons and the wireless phone at the kitchen table.

"I'm going to the University first." Law added under his breath and walked away at the kitchen.

Sabo looked at Law's unfinished food and stared at his housemate slash friend's back. He just wished that Law admit to himself that he's worried and that he still cares, so that the pain he keeps carrying in his heart until now will lessen even just for a bit.

"Man, what a trouble things you have done to him…" Sabo mumbled to her as he sighed at the wind, the same time the toaster popped up the two toasted breads and the phone rang.


Luffy's idiot song belongs to Eichiiro Oda! So, Any guess who's the "her" here?

And to the Guest who reviewed last chapter and requested to make Ace and Law a couple? Sorry but i can't. I already planned another pairing for the two. I'm really sorry!