35 Ways to Make Annoy Bella Swan to No End
I know I haven't updated in a while, but remember, I have a life, too.
Disclaimer-I don't own them, so don't sue
1. Buy her expensive things
2. Have Alice dress her up for three hours straight
3. Give her surprises
4. Have Jasper tell her she's too tempting and he wants her blood
5. Have Emmett tell her Edward did date someone else before her
6. Tell her it was Tanya
7. Make Mike Newton, Eric, and Tyler ask her out all on the same day again
8. After she tells them all no plan a date for her with all three of them on the same night
9. On the night of the date, have Alice dress her up
10. After she falls when all three guys try to put their arm around her, take photos
11. Post said photos on the internet under "Bella's night out with the Guys"
12. Make Bella watch a movie about giant spiders taking over the world
13. After said movie have Emmett dress up as a giant spider
14. Have him go into Bella's room dressed up as said spider
15. When Bella comes out of the room screaming "THE SPIDERS ARE GONNA EAT ME!!!!" video tape it and put it on Youtube
16. Have Edward tell Bella he's decided to leave Bella human permanently
17. Make Bella go shopping with Alice constantly
18. Put Bella in a race with all the vampires
19. Tell Bella said race depends on wether she stays human or not
20. Tell Bella the race was Emmett's idea
21. Trip her to make her fall
22. Trip her just for the sake of tripping her
23. Call her names just to make her blush
24. Have Edward refuse to come over at night because he's afraid Charlie will wake up even though Charlie's been working double shifts
25. Have Carlisle tell her she needs better insurance because of her klutziness
26. The very next time she trips take her to the insurance office
27. Make her believe the Volturi are coming to get her
28. Have Edward come out of nowhere saying "BOO!!"
29. After Bella calms down from said scare have him carry her through the forest at top speed
30. When he gets done have Emmett carry her through the forest at top speed
31. Have Edward dazzle her while she's making dinner just so she'll burn it
32. On her birthday get her a new car
33. Blame it on Alice
34. Have Jasper keep sending her waves of hypperness so she'll stay awake all night
35. The next day when she's insanely tired show her this list
