35 Ways to Make Annoy Bella Swan to No End

I know I haven't updated in a while, but remember, I have a life, too.

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1. Buy her expensive things

2. Have Alice dress her up for three hours straight

3. Give her surprises

4. Have Jasper tell her she's too tempting and he wants her blood

5. Have Emmett tell her Edward did date someone else before her

6. Tell her it was Tanya

7. Make Mike Newton, Eric, and Tyler ask her out all on the same day again

8. After she tells them all no plan a date for her with all three of them on the same night

9. On the night of the date, have Alice dress her up

10. After she falls when all three guys try to put their arm around her, take photos

11. Post said photos on the internet under "Bella's night out with the Guys"

12. Make Bella watch a movie about giant spiders taking over the world

13. After said movie have Emmett dress up as a giant spider

14. Have him go into Bella's room dressed up as said spider

15. When Bella comes out of the room screaming "THE SPIDERS ARE GONNA EAT ME!!!!" video tape it and put it on Youtube

16. Have Edward tell Bella he's decided to leave Bella human permanently

17. Make Bella go shopping with Alice constantly

18. Put Bella in a race with all the vampires

19. Tell Bella said race depends on wether she stays human or not

20. Tell Bella the race was Emmett's idea

21. Trip her to make her fall

22. Trip her just for the sake of tripping her

23. Call her names just to make her blush

24. Have Edward refuse to come over at night because he's afraid Charlie will wake up even though Charlie's been working double shifts

25. Have Carlisle tell her she needs better insurance because of her klutziness

26. The very next time she trips take her to the insurance office

27. Make her believe the Volturi are coming to get her

28. Have Edward come out of nowhere saying "BOO!!"

29. After Bella calms down from said scare have him carry her through the forest at top speed

30. When he gets done have Emmett carry her through the forest at top speed

31. Have Edward dazzle her while she's making dinner just so she'll burn it

32. On her birthday get her a new car

33. Blame it on Alice

34. Have Jasper keep sending her waves of hypperness so she'll stay awake all night

35. The next day when she's insanely tired show her this list