Hey! Thanks to fishstick1999, he/she (sorry) gave me the idea of GERMANY AND ROMANO! What kind of crack pairing is this? Anyways lets do this! I checked online and there are some fan pics about them, but I still think Germany and Northern Italy would look cute together :D
Italy was with Japan to do some German sight seeing. Italy was complaining about how it was so cold on the phone but Japan told him to hang up because of some Police was coming their way. Germany didn't care. He had some alone time for once.
"Potato Bastard come here and eat your pasta," Romano called out from the kitchen.
Germany looked up and smiled as he saw Romano gently set down his pasta plate and hand him a fork. He remembers when they first met. He was so hostile to him and he didn't know why. He had always like him.
"Thank you Romano," Germany said as he ate some pasta. How does he do it? Why does this always taste so good. Its like beer almost. Germany thought.
"Why do you always treat my brother like that?" Romano asked so suddenly.
Germany looked up, confused. "What kind of question is that Romano?"
"You heard me. Why do you treat my brother like a baby?" Romano asked again.
Germany's eyes widened as he finally understood.
"I treat him like that because if I am not there to protect him, he would protect himself. If he got hurt, I don't know what I would do," Germany said.
"Oh I see. So you like him more than me?" Romano asked as his voice broke.
"What? No! I like both of you!" Germany wanted Romano to stop crying. He knew about his past and he hated it.
"Why does everyone like Feliciano better? What does he have that I don't? Tell me Germany! TELL ME!" Romano screamed.
Germany stared at him for a few moments. And he finally spoke.
"Romano. Italy is the same as you. He has nothing you don't have. He always says that his older brother is the coolest and he wishes that he grew up with you," Germany said.
Romano looked up at him wide eyes. "Did he really say that?"
"Ja."
Romano leaned over and kissed him. Germany was shocked. He looked wide eyed at the Italian. When Romano finally broke the kiss he was a little upset.
"Why did you do that?" Germany asked.
"Because I couldn't just stand here and listen to you talk fucking non-stop. I needed a way to shut you the hell up that's why," Romano said coldly.
"Now shut the fuck up potato bastard and eat your pasta," Romano said as he started eating.
Germany muttered a quick "Ok" and started eating.
Behind a door Japan and Italy were watching and Japan was taking photos and video.
"AH! How could he!" Italy cried.
"Shut up. I am trying to watch," Japan whispered harshly.
"He is going in the wrong direction," Japan muttered to himself.
"Ohon," France said.
Germany looked over, so did Romano.
"WHAT THEY FUCK! GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!" Romano screamed.
"No need to scream," France said as he left.
Romano smiled smugly and continued eating pasta.
HEY! I like the crack pairings! I thought maybe England and Sealand. I saw a picture of them together, and I was like, what?!
