Hello! England and Sealand here! I saw a picture of them together and I was like, hey why not write a story about them? I like all the crack pairings. So remember, I respect your opinions and if you don't like a pairing I consider a crack pairing, I am truly sorry.

England was sitting down in his comfy chair reading his book. He heard a knock on the door and he got up to answer it. He opened the door and there, standing was Sealand.

"Sealand what do you want?" England asked.

"Jerk Bully I have come to ask you something," Sealand said.

"What?" England said.

"Do you, do you like me?" Sealand asked.

"Like as a father?" England tried to answer truthfully. (I always looked at them like England was the father and Sealand was his kid.)

"Yeah. Don't you remember when you left me?" Sealand said.

FLASHBACK! (made this up. Sad)

"Come on now troops. We don't need to stay here anymore. It's useless," England said as he guided his troops back to the boats.

"England wait! England! Stop!" Sealand cried.

"Sealand. Stop crying. You are embarrassing me," England said harshly.

"I can't -hic- believe -hic- you are leaving me -hic-," Sealand said between sobs.

"We have nothing to do with this fort anymore. I still can't believe that you wanted to become your own nation," England said.

"But, but England! Why do you always leave your loved ones? I heard that America left you and you only fought with him and he still loved. I've seen the way you treat France. You didn't even know you had a second son! And now you are leaving me! You old Jerk Bully!" Sealand wailed.

"Bloody Hell Sealand. Let go and go back to your room and think about what you said!" The old Brit yelled.

"You're going to regret leaving me! One day you will be sorry!" Sealand screamed.

England was already on the boat leaving. He really didn't care. Though he was terribly lonely he didn't care. He needed to get away from him anyways.

END

England sighed and said "Sealand, I am sorry."

"You should be you jerk," Sealand replied.

"Sealand, I love you and don't forget, being a country is hard. Don't let the other countries put you down," England really wanted to say something that will help him.

"Ok," Sealand promised.

The next day England got like really drunk.

"Hey Sealand. Did you know if I type your know on Microsoft Word, it says that it doesn't identify your name as a name," England said.

"I KNEW IT! YOU JERK BULLY!" Sealand screamed.

"Sealand I was just kidding. Don't forget Sealand that don't stop trying to be a country. And you have a play date with Latvia tomorrow don't forget," England said.

"I won't!" Sealand said with glee.

From now on, England wanted to be of a dad to Sealand than he was before.

Fluff! BEFOREEEE SWEDEN AND FINLAND!