a/n another chapter!1!11!1!111111 hop u injoy
.i was given a invitashon. it sed "ur invited 2 celebrat th new ppl at a gay buttsex party neer th lake. bring condoms and vibraitors an anal beads and other sex toys!11111!1!1!1!1!1". "cool" i sed 2 hermon.
we left 2 th party but it had alredy startd. boys were shovin there cocks in others butts an girls doin 69. it was lovly. but den a guy caim. it was... VOLDERMORT!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!'qnqnhuygi
"HOLY SHIT LOOK AT DAT UGLY FUK" sed a guy. dumbledoor came an said "cum 2 my oriface Aaron Buttsex Darkness Wilson".
a/n i forgot 2 sai mi guy name iz aaron buttsex darkness wilson. nao reed on!
i wakked in 2 dumbldoors oriface an he sprayd cum in a cup. "drink it motherfuker" he sed. "it wil make u strongr 2 fite voldermort. "fuk no u nigger" i sed 2 dumbledoor.
"FUKING DRINK IT U GAY BARSTERD OR U BE EXPELED!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!1!11" he yeled 2 me.
"fine i wil"
den i drank...
