Author's Note; Hello fellow fangirls and fanboys. Now, the poll was...not working. At all. So I made the executive decision to make it the Chryssie Universe instead of canon. But then again, it's not really canon anyways 'cause of the Sapphires so I s'pose it's okay. Sorry if you wanted Percy to be all alone...ish. Anyway, I'm gonna make this a first-person story for the most part and I'm gonna kind of re-write the prologue. So that's what this is. Now: Shoutouts!

Cherokee rememberer gamer98: I might do an FNAF one...to be honest I did think about it but I didn't think many people would want to read it so...yeah. If I do end up writing one, it'll be a long time from now. I'm sorry you're upset about it leaving, but like I said, I just can't make myself write for it. Hope you enjoy this one.

Sam Fraser: Just stop. My cousin and I laugh at your petty reviews. Bannakaffalatta is a code word we have for something and we just...I can't even. But don't apologize and go right back to doing it. I don't care if you hate Bannakaffalatta, I don't care if you think I'm sexist or racist, I don't care if you don't understand what I say when I talk about who killed who. Your opinions don't matter to me and are just annoying. It takes precious FF reading and writing time out of my day to read your reviews. So please, just shut up.

Disclaimer; I do not own Percy Jackson or any other fandoms, songs, or parodies mentioned in this fic.

I'm A Demi-What Now?

Prologue

It was the classic love story. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love and end up getting married. Girl has boy's baby. After that, it all went downhill.

Boy's name was Smokey Topaz Sapphire. Girl's name was Garnet Williamson. Girl and boy's child's name was Smokey Topaz Sapphire Jr.

A little over three years after Smoky Topaz Jr. was born, his father went on a business trip.

On that business trip, one of his co-workers convinced him to go to a bar with them. Well, he ended up in bed. With two women. On the same night.

Nine months later both showed up. With daughters. Aca-awkward...

All three women understood after the two baby mamas explained their...erm...condition. Really don't know how else to put that.

Garnet was mad, but happy that she had two new daughters. She always treated them as she would her own. Their names were Pearl Garnet Sapphire and Jade Violet Sapphire.

Pearl had naturally wavy blonde hair that she preferred to dye black, stormy grey eyes, and sort of pale skin. She had thick black glasses. She loved to read and write from an early age and was extremely intelligent. Her favorite color was black and she was arachnophobic. (Afraid of spiders)

Jade had naturally wavy blonde hair that she liked to dye random dark colors, emerald green eyes, and sort of pale skin. She loved to ride horses and create things from an early age and was very creative. Her favorite color was indigo and she was also arachnophobic. (Still afraid of spiders)

About a year after that whole debacle, another girl was born across the street from them. She just so happened to be Pearl's half-sister.

Small world, am I right? Her name was Monkey Dora Boots. Her father was cursed, and turned into a monkey at random times because of it. So Monkey could change into a monkey at will.

Monkey had naturally messy brunette hair, yellow eyes, and a deep tan. She loved to climb trees and write from an early age and was extremely random. Her favorite color was green and she was claustrophobic and yet again, arachnophobic. (Afraid of small spaces and spiders)

Now, a year after Monkey, nobody really knows what happened. Everybody went to visit Garnet's twin sister Grace in England and came back with a new daughter.

Smokey Topaz Sr. wasn't that upset because apparently the baby daddy had the same...er...condition. The baby's name was Diamond Rose Sapphire. (ME! ME! THAT'S ME! I'M DIAMOND!)

Diamond-oh screw it, I-had naturally wavy red hair, turquoise eyes, and lightly tanned skin. I loved to swim and fangirl from an early age and was-is-extremely awesome. My favorite color was-is-TARDIS blue and I was-is-pyrophobic. (Afraid of fire)

When they got back home, they adopted another daughter. They were told that her father also had the...condition. Her name was Sapphire Olea Sapphire.

Sapphire had naturally curly black hair that she loved to dye cherry red, sapphire blue eyes, and dark skin. She loved to cook and build stuff from an early age and was extremely violent. Her favorite color was red and she was acrophobic. (Afraid of heights)

The Sapphires' next door neighbor had twins. Their father also had this...condition. He warned the mother to only keep one, as two would be too much to handle. The Sapphires happily adopted her daughter and named her Ruby Marie Sapphire.

Ruby had naturally straight blonde hair, sky blue eyes, and sort of pale skin. She had blue glasses. She loved to be in the rain and go on rollercoasters-or anything else high up for that matter-from an early age and was extremely confident in everything she did. Her favorite color was yellow and she was aquaphobic. (Afraid of drowning)

Her twin, Sean was pretty much the same. Same blond hair, same eyes, same skin tone, same interests. But he wasn't aquaphobic and he didn't need glasses. Not Sean. Nope, his favorite color was grey and he was achluophobic. (Afraid of the dark)

Lastly, next door to Monkey, another baby was born that year. Her mother had the same 'condition'. Her name was Jacqueline (Jack) Holly Frost.

Jack had naturally white hair, chocolate brown eyes, and incredibly pale skin. She loved playing in the snow and watching Netflix from an early age and was extremely competitive. Her favorite color was TARDIS blue and she was ailurophobic. (Afraid of cats)

The year after that Smokey Sr. yet again had an affair with another woman. I dunno what happened this time, but nine months later...a pain in the-I mean delightful baby girl appeared. They named her Opal Jessica Sapphire, but she preferred Jessica.

Jessica had naturally straight brunette hair that she dyed and styled to whatever was most popular, forest green eyes, and sort of pale skin. She loved to give people 'needed beauty advice' and order people about from an early age and was extremely kind to people and good at making friends. Her favorite color was lavender and she was coulrophobic. (Afraid of clowns)

That same day, also next door to the Sapphires, a boy was born. His father had the same condition. His name was Lightning Matthew Grey.

Lightning had naturally messy black hair, blue eyes, and sort of pale skin. He loved to play video games and just be in the dark from an early age and was extremely understanding of all people. His favorite color was black and he was aviophobic. (Afraid of flying)

Lastly, the year after that, Garnet had another daughter. Her father was not Smokey Topaz Sr. He also had the same condition as the mysterious other baby mamas and daddies. The baby's name was Aquamarine (Aqua) Pancakes Sapphire.

Aqua had naturally straight blonde hair that she liked to dye bright pink, sky blue eyes, and pretty pale skin. She had pink glasses. She loved to draw and write little songs and poems from an early age. Her favorite color was pink and she was astraphobic. (Afraid of lightning and thunder)

Now, we were raised knowing nothing of our true heritage. Jack, Sean, Monkey, and Lightning just knew they were single parents. While Ruby and Sapphire knew they were adopted, they had no idea who their parents were. And all of the other Sapphires thought that they were Garnet and Smokey Topaz Sr.'s children. That is, until each of them turned twelve and left sixth grade.

For the summer after sixth grade, each of those eleven were sent to a summer camp. A summer camp for people of their heritage.

Because that 'condition' I mentioned like a million times is...well it's hard to explain. It's more that those parents were a different race...well, that's still not a good way to put it. I don't want to say they're a different species because I would get blasted into a pile of ashes for that. Er...well...they're kind of...THEY'RE GODS OKAY?

ALL OF US ARE HALF-GOD, HALF-HUMAN! Jeez, that took forever to get out. Judge if you want, but I don't care what a bunch of random strangers with a computer think of me.

Now this story tells of the summer after I was in sixth grade. Well, what are you waiting for? Go on, keep reading.

Yay! Prologue done! Now just type up a little review. Alright, now that we're done with that, onto the first actual chapter! Allons-y!