Elizavetta was crouched down behind a bush, camcord held in her hand. Her green eyes continued to scan the area and, when she couldn't find what she was looking for, she bit her lip, "Where the hell are they?!" She hissed impatiently.

"Patience, Elizavetta-san," Kiku told her tactfully from the left, "they'll be here soon."

"Yeah, Vetta!" Lily chirped from her right, " And it'll definitely be worth the wait."

Despite their reassurances, the Hungarian sighed irritably. They'd been waiting forever. Next time they did this, and their WOULD be a next time, they wouldn't come so early.

"Stupid, Kiku." She muttered.

"We could have missed some yaoi action," Kiku protested, offended.

Before Elizavetta could respond, there was a deafening rustle, the three eaves droppers straightened their posture and stood still, watching with interest.

Berwald stood in the middle of the grassy clearing, his hands crossed over his chest protectively, looking almost... vulnerable. Lily and Vetta resisted the urge to fangirl. "Feigned indifference, " Kiku mused, looking indifferent himself but for the stalkerish, somewhat perverted, glint in his eye.

The next fifteen minutes were goddamn torture for the onlookers and Berwald himself. They would have died of anticipation but didn't because, lo and behold, there was Tino looking confused and flustered with a sheepish smile on his face.

"Oh hello, mister Sve," Tino started nervously.

At first glance, there was no change in Berwald's demeanor except to the trained eyes of the three perverts.

"Tino," Berwald said meaningfully, "Before you say anything, I need to tell you how I feel."

Tino took a step back, eyes widening, cheeks flushing. Berwald grasped both of Tino's hands in his.

The three eavesdroppers flushed, anticipating yaoi action with sparkling eyes.


Lily: That went well :D

Elizavetta: Extremely well ;D

Kiku: I agree #jsdfhj

Lily: ?

Kiku: Forgive me, Lily san; it's Japanese.

Lily: ? ^-^"

Elizavetta:...

Lily:...

Kiku:...

Lily:...

Elizavetta:...

Lily: So- why are cats cute?

Elizavetta: Damn it, Lily! I was trying to build suspense! *huffs*

Lily: S-sorry.

Kiku: *.* MOE.

Elizavetta wAh- you're so cute! Of course I forgive you! *glomps*

Lily: ehehe ^v^"

Elizavetta: So, to the point, people-

Kiku: UKUS = ?

Lily: Yeah, what are we gonna do?

Elizavetta: We could break up their parents-

Lily: NO, 'Vetta.

Kiku: I reluctantly agree with Lily. Common moral law is against it.

Elizavetta: I know but- think of Alfred & Arthur. All those secret looks, the subtle brushing of hands. We SAW it. They're in love DAMNIT.

Kiku: It is unfortunate.

Lily:... yeah... it makes you feel bad.

Elizavetta: ...are you sure we can't?

Kiku: Elizavetta-san!

Elizavetta: The world is cruel.

Lily: So that's it? We just leave them?

Kiku: There is no other option, it would seem.

Lily: ...I guess so...

Elizavetta: We can do one thing.

Kiku: That is?

Elizavetta: Spread love.

Kiku: Please explain further.

Elizavetta: There isn't enough love i the world. Well, there is, but people are just too dense. We need to show the world that love can shine through! And maybe, just maybe, Alfred and Arthur will see there is a way and find their own happy ending.

Lily: Nice speech, 'Vetta! :D

Kiku: Yes, very motivational. We can spread love.

Lily: Together.

Elizavetta: You guys... :')

Elizavetta: Okay, let's make a pact.

Lily: To spread love.

Elizavetta: For UKUS.

Kiku: operation ship the world!


Your friend, Tino is in a relationship with Berwald.

Charlotte: An other obvious couple now together.

Katyusha: Who's the other one?

Charlotte: Alfred and Art- oh, yeah.

Rachel: Disapointing, isn't it?

Charlotte: Very.

Rachel: Maybe we read it wrong? Maybe they were just really great friends?

Charlotte: Maybe -sigh-

Feliks: OMG! Stop being, like, so depressing and be happy for the new couple. They deserve it.

Toris: Feliks...

Feliks: What?! You KNOW I'm right.

Charlotte: He is, though.

Rachel: Yeah, at least Tino and Berwald got together

Felix: Exactly my point! Now, back to the important part, I'LL be the first to give my congratulations to the new couple.

Kayusha: Congratulations you two!

Rachel: Yeah, congats!

Charlotte: I'll make waffles to celebrate!

Mathew: and I'll bring mapel syrup.

Feliks: *ahem*...and you are?

Charlotte: He's Alfred's brother, Mathew.

Feliks: and you know this because...?

Charlotte: secret. ;3

Feliks: There isn't a secret in this town that I don't know yet.

Charlotte: Well, now there is! ;3

Tino: Thanks for the congratulations everyone! I honestly didn't know you guys would care so much!

Charlotte: Of course we care! *virtual hug*

Rachel: I like the idea of celebrating though.

Charlotte: yeah, we could all bring something.

Francis: As a toast to the new couple, I say we do at my house! The wine will be magnifique I assure you.

Ivan: And I will bring voldka, da?

Raivis: A-alcholal? Aren't we underage?

Felix: Oh, don't be such a spoils sport!

Feliks: I call dibs on polish pastries! They are de best.

Mathew: I'll help with the waffles, if that's okay with you, Charlotte?

Charlotte: But of course it is~ :3

Feliciano: Great idea! We'll bring pasta!

Lovino: don't make promises on my behalf.

Gilbert: Me and West will bring ze awesome beer!

Ludwig: It's "west and I"

Ludwig: Also, I'm not letting you smuggle beer again.

Gilbert: What am I? British? I'm Prußen, loser!

Gilbert: Also, you're NOT the boss of me.

Feli: Ve? I thought you 2 were German!

Gilbert: Shows what you know! I have PRUßIEN blood in me, don't I west?

Ludwig: I'm not going to be sucked into this.

Roderich: Typical.

Gilbert: And what does that mean?!

Roderich: Again, typical. One would think that you would have learned a little English by now.

Gilbert: Why I ought to-

Elizavetta: Roderich, don't pick on him. Gilbert, shut it. Tino & Berwald, CONGRATS AND I TOTES CALLED IT.

Tino:...Thank you?

Berwald: Tino, stay way from her.

Elizavetta: what-?! WHY?! T^T

Berwald: because y're disturbing.

Elizavetta: D-d-disturbing?!

Felix: *Diva snap*

Gilbert: Pffft-

Francis: I'm afaid we cannot disagree there, mon ami.

Lovino: You're batshit crazy.

Feliciano: you can get scary sometimes.

Elizavetta: I FEEL SO UNLOVED.

Felicano: But-but we love you!

Lily: I wuvv you ^.^

Kiku: Hai. We do.

Felixs: you're not, like, that bad.

Elizavetta: *crys tears of joy* YOU GUYS!

Matihas: So, putting whatever THAT was aside, you guys have our full suport, right Norge?

Mathias: Norge?

Mathias: Hello, Norge?

Mathias: OI, NORGE.

Lukas: what.

Mathias: your support.

Lukas: what about it.

Mathias: Are you friggen kidding me-? Okay, CHECK PREVIOUS MEASSAGE.

Lukas:...

Lukas: yes, right. They do.

Mathias: Could you sound any more like a machine?

Lukas: Could you be any more annoying?

Berwald: quiet.

Felixs: You 2 need to, like, chill~

Elizavetta: I smell hate/love! MUHAHAHAHA

Lovino: #disturbing

Eduard: does any one else notice how weird we are? We don't have a single normal person in this group...


Lily Zingwili + Elizavetta Hedervey + Kiku Honda via private chat.

Kiku: I here by nominate DenNor.

Elizavetta: Oh~ Me likey~ I want ger ita!

Kiku: Oh, most definitely! Any suggestions, Lily-san.

Lily: I have a certain couple in mind ;D

Elizavetta: Okay, so we now have our first "assignments". Now, let the shipping battle begin!

Kiku: operation ship the world!


AlN: Hello, all. Hope you're not TOO mad at my lateness. EXCUSES: I rote it once, it got deleted. Wrote it again, got deleted. Wrote it three times, messed it up. I've done what I can. Tell me if there are any mistakes.

I wasn't too happy with this chapter but it was necessary and believe me, the next chapter will make up for that. Also, if it wasn't clear before, last chapter, Felix posted a pic of himself crossdressing

On another note, I feel I should wan you things are about to get DRAMATIC. Also, this story will feature quite a bit of family, friendship, angst and comfort along with romance. Next chapter; Alfred and Arthur's parents wedding.

Review, follow, favorite, please