He he. This is one of my favorites. Writing obsessive heroes with "saving people things" is always fun. Enjoy!

DC: This installment's franchise is… The Friends theme song! (Which I technically do own. I bought it off iTunes.)

Gelesen! (German.)

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Enter: SIRIUS BLACK

SIRIUS BLACK: Ow!

Enter: PIMP'N DARK LORD

PIMP'N DARK LORD: Ha ha! You shall suffer, and there will be no one to save you!

SIRIUS BLACK: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

PIMP'N DARK LORD: Ha ha!

BLACKOUT

Harry and Ron stared at the screen. The clip ended.

"Oh… My…" Harry began.

"God." Ron finished for him.

"Actually I was going to say #$#$ing God."

"Still." Ron shook his head. "That was pretty lame…"

"Lame?" Harry exploded, " We have to go save him! Sirius is in danger!"

"Um, Harry?"

"Yeah?"

"Sirius is already dead."

"So?"

"'So?'?!" That's obviously a fake!" Ron squinted at the monitor. "By 'pimpndrklord'!"

"But Sirius is in trouble!"

Ron stared at his friend in disbelief. "Harry, I just explained to you, that's not Sirius!"

Blankly, Harry said, "I don't follow."

Ron allowed himself one twitch of the eye before rewinding the clip to the beginning. "Look. First tip-off:" he pointed. "A little sign that says 'Lair, sweet lair, Malfoy Manor.'"

Harry raised an eyebrow.

"Second tip-off: That's Snape with black magic marker drawn all over his face for facial hair."

Harry made the "so what?" face.

"Third tip-off: I can see a tea pot just in the bottom right corner. With hot glue all over it."

"Ron, I don't really see where this is all going."

"Fourth tip-off: If you play it, you can hear the Friends theme song in the background." Ron replayed it. The two leaned in closer.

Enter: SIRIUS BLACK

So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap)

SIRUS BLACK: Your jobs a joke, your broke Ow!

Enter: PIMP'N DARK LORD

Well it hasn't been your day, you week, your month or even your yeaaaaar, but,

PIMP'N DARK LORD: I'll be there for you Ha ha! When the rain starts to pour You shall suffer, and I'll be there for you there will be no one to 'cause you're there for me tooooo save you!

SIRIUS BLACK: Nooo You're still in bed at ten, the work began at eightoooooooooo!

PIMP'N DARK LORD: Ha so far things are going great ha!

You're mother warned you there'd be days like these,

BLACKOUT

"Stop making up facts, Ron. I need to get to Malfoy Manor and save Sirius!" Harry stood valiantly.

"Please, Harry." Ron begged, "Don't you think it's a little suspicious that they gave you the place directly, and posted it online?"

"Psht. No."

"Well," Ron said bravely, standing beside his friend, "if you're going to risk your life for a completely useless cause, at least take the iBook. It should be of some use."

"Normally, Ron, I would completely ignore you're request, but because a thestral ate my wand, and I need some sort of weapon, I'll listen, for once in my heroic life."

"Harry," Ron said, looking at his friend with pure awe, "that's the most honest thing you've ever said to me!"

"I know." Harry clapped his best friend on the shoulder. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some Dark Lord butt to kick."

And he left on another great adventure. Ron flicked away a tear.

"#$#$!" Hermione barreled into the common room. "Why'd you let him take the laptop? I need that for my fanficion!"

"I have insurance," Ron assured her. "If Harry dies, and it's lost forever, we'll be able to buy another one. With Leopard."

"Thank God," Hermione muttered. "I can't imagine going back to actual books again."

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AN: Well that took a while. You may say "What? That miniature!" Oh, contraire, my beloved reader. It took forever to find the lyrics the Friends theme song and format the screenplay.