Alright it's Peril again!
Duh.
So we need to seriously THINK HARD with our brainy parts on the most impossible question that could be answered is...
The title of the chapter.
WHY DOES CLIFF KEEP CALLING ME 'AUNTIE' AND RUBY STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO KILL HERSELF?
I seriously have no clue.
And I also feel like I'm missing out on the obvious answer...
BUT WHO KNOWS!
So what is my main question: what is an auntie?
Pike: Why am I still here?
Me: Shut up, and tell me, what is an auntie?
Pike: Y-you're kidding me... are you serious right now?
Me: Yes what does it MEAN?
Pike had a scary smirk and I didn't even like it.
Pike: It means, like, a VERY offensive word.
WOW CLIFF JUST WOW.
Me: Thanks Pike!
Pike: That's what you get for ruining my date...
WHAT DATE? WHO WOULD GO ON A DATE WITH YOU?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Anyway, CLIFF HAS DECLARED WAR!
I will have REVENGE ON HIM!
I must think... how can I get him back... Maybe Clay could help me? Nah he wouldn't want me to do that.
Tsunami without hesitation.
Me: Tsunami!
Tsunami: What is it? Why are you yelling across the mountain?
Me: Sorry about that, but I have EXTREMELY important news to tell you! Cliff has called me a very offensive word and I need help to defeat him in this great prank war!
Tsunami: Prank war? Are- are you serious? You are declaring a prank war on Cliff, Prince of the Skywings, and literally never let out of Ruby's sight?
Yup!
Tsunami: (INTENSE SIGH) Fine. Wait what word did he call you?
I whispered it: He called me an... auntie.
Tsunami covered her mouth and LAUGHED at me! WHAT?! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? THAT IS SUPER JERK MOVE! NOT COOL GIRL!
Me: HEY WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
Tsunami: You have no idea what an auntie is do you? They're like, the sister of your mother and/or father. Like for example, Shark is my uncle. And uh... Alright I don't have any other good examples, but they're pretty much your family. And for Cliff calling you that means he really likes you.
Oh.
Well, wanna know what I did first? I burnt Pike's spear.
BYE!
