Transformers belong to Hasbro; Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling.

It was another sunny afternoon, and Laserbeak was crashing another Quidditch game, this time taking aim at a bludger as it bore down on Ginny Weasley, when a new record was set for the politest tone in which these words had ever been said:

"Avada Kedavra."

With that, Laserbeak's eyes went dark and he fell to the ground mere inches from the Hufflepuff Keeper.

Severus Snape leaned forward, cautioning: "Far be it from me to question your authority, High Inquisitor, but was that really necessary?"

Dolores Umbridge turned to the Potions Master: "Absolutely! There will be no such disruptions at Hogwarts now that I am here."

When Ratbat played back the footage, Megatron was decidedly not happy.