Sup.

The ULTIMATE MYSTERY-

Well second one

-What in Pyrrhia does Ostrich see in Pike?

Seriously, it's like someone is writing a fanfic on them and they are hinting it in this story AND THEY'RE SUPER LATE ON UPLOADING ON THIS STORY BUT IT'S FINE BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEIR COMPUTERor something. Just a theory, no facts to back it up though.

No comment.

AAAAAANYWAY... I forgot what I was doing.

OH YEAH Ostrich and Pike.

WHY?

So I decided to get a whole THINGY with the Jade Winglet TO FIGURE IT ALL OUT!

Turtle: I am concerned... maybe I shouldn't have given you that diary.

Kinkajou AND Moon (cough, traitors, cough): Agreed.

Me: SHUT UP! I mean pLeAsE bE qUiEt so I can explain why we're all here.

Moon: You know I can read your mind right?

I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!

Me: SHUSH IT! You know what, ruin this entire meeting by you telling them why we're all here. And NEW MYSTERY! Why is Qibli so quiet?

Qibli: I'm thinking of a comeback to defend Moon right now...

Moon: GASP! You haven't already made one?! WHAAAA

Qibli: I take it back.

Ugh, couples.

Oh yeah I can't be talking...

Me: ANYWAYS LIKE I WAS SAYING, why is Ostrich dating Pike? IDEAS GO!

Kinkajou: Maybe because she just likes him?

IMAGINE! Pike has NO rizz.

Me: HA HA! VERY FUNNY!

Kinkajou: I was serious.

What.

Turtle: Yeah I think Ostrich just genuinely likes-

QIBLI: 'HOL UP WAIT A MINUTE HOLD YOUR TAILS COVER YOUR TALONS SHUT YOUR JAWS! OSTRICH IS DATING WHO NOW?

Why is Qibli being overprotective? Well Ostrich is like a little sister to him. The two of them know each from the Scorpion Den and Qibli said he would do anything he could to protect her. Sweet. BOO! Joking, it's very kind of him.

Me: Uh... Moon I thought you told him.

Moon: Yeah no one filled me in on that.

facepalm TALONPALM

Me: BACK TO THE THINGY, QIBLI YOU CAN KILL PIKE LATER

Qibli: SCREW LATER I'M KILLING HIM NOW! THAT LITTLE SON OF A-

If I continue this, my book will get cancelled by the universe of FanFiction Gods so I'm not going to continue...

Lets just say... Pike needs to run.