The insanity continues…

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Tidus screwed his face up in concentration as he pondered his next move. His next decision would decide everything; his fate, no, the fate of the whole world was in his hands.

"Wakka, do you have any twos?"

"Haha! Nope! Go fish!"

"Aw man…"

Just then Tidus's stomach growled.

"I almost forgot! I'm hungry!"

He jumped up and headed towards the kitchen, and in the process stepped on Seymore who died.

Tidus rounded the corner and advanced towards the small metal box he loved so dearly. But unfortunately for him, a small blonde girl blocked his path.

"Hey! Your eyes are swirly!" Tidus proclaimed, stopping in mid-skip. Rikku then proceeded in giving a long speech in Al-Bhed.

"Woman! I can't understand a word you're saying!" Tidus raged, grabbing her shoulders and shaking them. "You're making my head hurt!"

Suddenly, everything went black for the boy as Rikku hit him with a large zuchinni.

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"We haven't had any intense battles lately, ya?" Wakka commented while putting curlers in his hair. "I sort of wish—"

"SOCK FIGHT!" Yuna bellowed, jumping down from the top of the stairs and hurling a ball of socks at a potato on the ground.

"Hey! Watch it!" Lulu the potato cried.

"Oh boy!" squealed Seymore, who magically re-incarnated. Hastily, he picked up Lulu the potato and chucked it straight into Auron's face.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I LIKE MY POTATOES MASHED!" Auron screamed. The screaming man entered sin's mouth and returned a few moments later with…

…Gary Brolsma! Poised and ready to throw!

Seymore gasped and looked frightened. "You wouldn't!"

"Oh, but I would! Face the power of the Numa!"

Suddenly, everyone started dancing. And then they all exploded.

"Man, I HATE it when that happens", Tidus sighed

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

Except for Lulu the potato. She had become mashed.

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Mehhh...I can't think of anything.