Tidus loved shiny things. He loved looking at his hair in the reflection. But most of all, he loved shiny things that produced the most delectable, tasty food in all of Spira.
"CHEESE?" Yuna screamed.
"No!"
Tidus picked up his shiny treasure and ran, with the enraged girl following closely behind.
But then Tidus had to stop and think.
"Where does cheese come from?"
Just then Yuna laid an egg. Inside was Tidus's toaster.
"You stole my toaster right out of my arms!" he cried.
"I'm not a toaster, I'm Lulu!" Lulu the talking llama said.
"FORE!" hollered Seymour. A large pineapple spun through the air and knocked Lulu to the ground. She proceeded to melt.
"Lulu, why can't you ever turn into something useful?" Tidus sighed.
Everyone agreed.
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Another short, short chapter.
Almost as short as Rikku's shorts.
But not quite.
