Aki dedicates this chapter to all her lovely reviewers who held hope that this story might one day become updated. And it did! Hooray!

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All thoughts of toast had been forgotten.

There was a NEW game to be played, and everyone who was not playing was just dumb.

Like Lulu. Mashed potatoes don't play games.

"Okay! Let's play House!" Wakka giggled. "I'm the mom!"

Tidus threw a rock at Wakka's head.

"I want to be the mom!"

Wakka threw his head at Tidus's rock.

"No way, chump! I'm the only transvestite around here!"

"Enough", said Auron. "I'M going to be the mom. Wakka, you can be Grandma, and Tidus is the Rhino."

"And me?" Yuna asked.

"…You're a random hobo".

"YAY! Yuna cheered".

"Don't step on me!" cried Lulu the termite.

Just then Rikku came in. She was flying upside down and playing a gameboy.

"What's that?" said Tidus.

"IT'S MINE!" screamed Rikku. She turned into a bat and flew at Tidus.

"AH! My hair! My pixilated hair!"

"I'll take care of it!" said Auron.

He pulled out a bass guitar and smashed Tidus on the head.

"Thanks, I thought I was a gonner", said Tidus, before he passed out.

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When he awoke sometime later, Tidus found himself in the middle of a wedding hall.

"Who's getting married?" Tidus wondered aloud.

"I am!" squealed Yuna. The groom, an orange post-it note, was perched on her nose.

"That's a post-it…"

Yuna started to cry. "HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER LOVED ME!"

"I love toast!" said Tidus.

"So do I!" said Seymour.

But no one cared what Seymour had to say, because he was a giraffe and giraffes cannot speak.

"Mommy says clean your room!" Auron boomed suddenly, grabbing Tidus by the ear.

Tidus stared at Auron.

"You're not my mom, you fool!"

"What!" cried Auron. "I'm not? All these years I've been led astray!"

Tidus took this opportunity to run.

To where? We'll find out later!

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I will now answer reviews! Why? Because!

randomcat23: Did you just…snort at me?

XxX-cidsgirl-XxX: (Takes a bow) Weird isn't always funny, though. Like the weird kids at school that follow you around and pick their noses…Oh, and, this chapter is a bit longer. But not by much…sorry.

Tropical Slush: I'm sorry I made you wait so very long. Just for you, I'll add more chapters up rapid fire!

Drieldwin: Heh, I tricked you!

Rixter-Ray: I used your idea! A bit, sort of.

Okay, see you people later!