Tidus was running just as fast as his computer engine legs could carry him. He didn't sweat, and in fact he'd never even heard of the word before. He was a man among men, a man's man, and he would run so far away…
"You know you're running on a treadmill, right?" Auron asked.
"But I've been running for THREE hours!" Tidus moped.
He didn't have much time to mope, because at that moment a baseball came zipping around the corner and conked Tidus right on the noggin.
"If you're not ready to play the game, then you should stay out of the kitchen!" Yuna bellowed, smacking her fist into her catcher's mit.
"Knock it off!" Lulu the baseball cried, shaking her fists at the ceiling.
"Kitchen..." Tidus pondered. "Oh! My toast!"
Tidus ran up the stairs and threw open the door. "I'm here!"
"Eeeeek!" Wakka screamed, messing up his lipstick job.
"This is the bathroom!" Tidus proclaimed. "What's up, Wakka?"
"I'm getting ready for a date," Wakka huffed, his orange hair rolled up into one very large curler.
Suddenly there was a loud crash as if Sin had just came pummeling through the living room.
"Oh, that must be him!" Wakka squealed. "I told him he could just pummel through the living room. He doesn't fit through the door."
"Hey! You only want to be friends so you can use me!" Lulu the large hair-roller wailed.
Meanwhile…
"Do you mind?! You've just pummeled right in the middle of my solitaire game!" Auron complained, glaring at the large chunk of sea monster that was Sin.
"Only lonely old men play solitaire", said Sin.
Auron's eyes filled up with tears. "I WAS NEGLECTED AS A CHILD!" He gathered up his cards and fled, leaving a trail of magical beans.
"Oh, a magical coffee bean!" Rikku giggled, scooping up the beans and throwing them into the coffee grinder.
"Noooooo! How will I get down from here now!" called Yuna from atop the clouds. "I miss my husband!"
"Don't bother! I'm leaving you!" Phil the orange post-it note called.
"But why?!" Yuna sobbed.
"We're just too different! And I love someone else!" Phil said.
"Curse you, Seymore!" raged Yuna. "I'm going to play the piano to release my sorrows!"
Yuna began to play, but the cloud could not hold the weight, and they plummeted down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Tidus. He ran, arms outstretched, to rescue the fair damsel.
Tidus caught the piano safely, as Yuna smacked into the ground.
"Phew, that piano cost me a fortune!" Tidus sighed in relief.
"Tell me about it," said Lulu the piano.
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Um, so, as I write this, I can't help but think that it sounds too much like an episode of Bo-bobo. I'm thinking that I just can't be funny anymore because of my age. ;; When I first wrote this story I was, what? 14? 15? And now I'm almost 18. I've lost all my youthful randomness.
Maybe I'll just give up. Bleh.
Um, bucklebunny, I used your idea. Lulz.
Tropical slush, I'm sorry but Yuna and Phil are divorcing. I know, it was an intense marriage. It was also a very popular marriage, and now look what I've done! I've ruined it!
Lulz. Yeah, that's all there is for now.
