Hey all, so yeah, I didn't get that much response (2 people! ), but I did get a lot of hits, and let me tell u I'm upset, how hard is it to push a button and write "good job" or "that's good" or "you suck and should burn in eternal misery and torment for writing this!"….I mean, not that I WANT flames, but when I see reviews I feel all special and tingly inside. So yeah, to those who are reading this and are thinking of not reviewing….sleep with one eye open….on second thought, DON'T SLEEP AT ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (sweet voice) And now on to our featured story ….Y ahora a nuestro cuento …

Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I forgot to put one in chapter 1, but u guys all know that I don't own Inuyasha and co. or else Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru would NEVER have shirts on….;D

Chapter 2- School and classes

Getting to school, they parked in the senior parking lot. Yes they knew they were Juniors and should therefore be in the JUNIOR parking lot, but this one was closer to where they liked to hang out, and didn't have that pesky chain on the gate since some seniors had free periods, and besides it wasn't like anyone would ACTUALLY tell THEM to move they're bikes, I mean that would be suicidal, and there weren't that many masochists (AN: yes, I'm using big words in this fic, if u don't think this is a big word, good for u! if u do, read the AN at the bottom of page) in this school….

"HEY! You losers can't park here!" yelled a voice.

Apparently there are… thought Kagome as she turned around ready to glare down and BEAT down whoever the hell had said that. Turning to face them, her chocolate eyes were met with amber ones.

"Didn't you hear me wench? Your not supposed to park here." Inuyasha Takahashi said with a smirk. He was wearing a pair of dark blue baggy jeans ( AN: I know wat u'r thinking, and yes almost everyone DID wear dark blue jeans that day, I'm not making this up because I'm unoriginal, I'm basing this on real life so there!) and a white undershirt with an open baby blue and white button up shirt over that.

"Shouldn't you be getting along to your books nerd boy? Your precious calculator must be just itching to get to class.." mocked Kagome with a smirk of her own.

"HEY! Don't make fun of me just because you don't read enough, you spend WAY too much time having fun Higurashi," remarked Inuyasha, not backing down.

"Hah! TOO much time partying. I say you don't spend enough!" replied Kagome. Suddenly she replaced her smirk with a pout and said, "So what? You didn't miss me Inuyasha?" she asked, looking sad and hurt for all she was worth, though there was laughter in her eyes.

Inuyasha suddenly ran at her and tackled her to the grass and…..started tickling his best friend! (AN: HAH! You guys thought that I was gonna make them hate each other huh? YEAH RIGHT!)

"I don't have enough fun Higurashi? This is a LOT of fun!" he said as he tickled her. "So why'd you ask? Did you miss ME Kagome?" he said as he tickled her sides.

" You…..mean….since….two days ago?" Kagome asked in between giggles. Gathering her strength she suddenly flipped both of them over and got on top of his stomach and thus began her search for his 'spot'.

Inuyasha just laid back with a smirk on his face, he knew it would take her a WHILE until she found his 'spot'.

"Of course I missed you wench," he said. Kagome's face lit up at this, "I mean, who else can I pick on when your not around?" he asked innocently as Kagome scowled at him playfully.

"And besides," he added nonchalantly, "who else tries to jump my balls the second they see me?" he finished with an ever present smirk.

Trading her scowl for a confused face, Kagome looked down and suddenly noticed what position they were in. Inuyasha on the ground with Kagome straddling BELOW his waste, his blue shirt partly taken off in her mission to find his 'spot', NOW I remember, it's in his ribs where his elbow was covering (she thought remembering) and both with their hair messed up.

Getting an idea in her evil little head, Kagome, instead of getting off, suppressed her blush and leaned down so her face was RIGHT above his, she was close enough to kiss him, and blew a little hot breath in his face, teasing him for all she was worth. Then, still trailing her hot breath down the side of his face, she made her way to his right ear, while her hands gently yet teasingly made they're way up and down his chest. (AN: he's in human form only for this chap, so black hair and yes human ears, because, I dunno, he wants to see how his new teachers treat him when they don't know that he's a hanyou, yes I would like to raise attention to the fact that people are biased and racist bigots at some schools.)

Inuyasha was stunned, What in the-? he couldn't finish his thought as Kagome suddenly reached his ear and blew hot breath in it as he was too turned on to think straight.

"Who says I only want to TRY?" she asked softly as she nipped a little on his ear.

Holy crap, this is exactly like in my dre-, his thoughts again interrupted by another nip, her hands still caressing his chest.

He was about to lose control of his semi-composure when suddenly….

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" he bursted out laughing, not being able to control himself as Kagome poked and tickled his 'spot' over and over again.

SLAP

They're fun was interrupted by the loud sound, which could only mean…..

"YOU HENTAI!" yelled a fuming and blushing Sango at a sprawled over and half-unconscious young man.

…..Miroku was here.

"But my dear Sango, I was only following suite of our dear friends over there" said the bruised young man. He was wearing black pants (AN: NOT BLUE!) and a green and white button up shirt with a white shirt under it.

"We weren't doing anything!" denied a now red Kagome.

"Right.." said Miroku as he made his way over to Sango, his right hand twitching in anticipation…

"YOU DAMN HENTAI" screamed Sango for the second time in 3 minutes. She punched Miroku in the face before repeatedly kicking him while yelling " YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE!"

Kagome and Inuyasha sweat dropped at the scene, grabbing her best friend before she killed Miroku, Kagome said "Uh, come on guys, lets go see if we have any classes together.." as she dragged Sango away from a very-much-in-pain Miroku.

"Dude, you KNEW that was going to happen, that ALWAYS happens, why do you insist on grabbing her ass?" asked Inuyasha crouching down over his best friend.

"It…was worth it" claimed a smiling Miroku, while seeing naked sangos dancing around over his head. (AN: Hey, it's his subconscience, what do u EXPECT him to see!)

"Besides, I believe that she did it out of love" he claimed, trying to get up, but his injuries preventing him.

"Dude, she almost killed you….I doubt very much that it was love" said Inuyasha.

"It was the WAY she did it...you could almost feel our connection" insisted his friend.

Inuyasha just shook his head and helped his friend up, as they ran to catch up with the girls...well HE ran, as Miroku hobbled behind…


"Don't you think you were a little hard on him?" asked Kagome as they got to the board that told them what they're second period was. From there they would get the rest of their classes.

"NO, he has NO right to grab my ass without my permission!" fumed a still mad Sango.

"OH, so you would LET him if he asked you first?" asked Kagome smirking at her friend, as she looked up her name..

"NO!" screamed Sango blushing like mad, "I'm not like that! I would beat the crap out of him for even asking!"

"Well then, now you know why he doesn't ask for permission!" said Kagome in a voice that sounded like she had solved the worlds biggest mystery…

Before Sango could respond she said, "Hey look! We've got second period together! That means we got at least one class we can live through without dying of boredom!"

"Oh great!" said Sango, distracted by the happy news. "But didn't the principal say that she was gonna make sure that we NEVER got put in a class together since that one day when we got hyper off pocky and tied the Math teacher to the chair and then threw a class party?" she asked, a finger next to her lip while remembering.

"Oh, didn't you hear? They got a new principal, she's supposed to rock!" said Kagome as she noticed that Inuyasha and Miroku were in the same class with each other, but away from them.

"Yeah, I think she does too, considering she's my mom.." said a beaten up Miroku as he and Inuyasha found they're way up to the board.

"WHAT!" screamed both girls in unison.

"YOUR MOM IS THE PRINCIPLE?" asked/screamed Kagome. "How come she didn't tell us? How come YOU didn't tell us?" she asked.

"We wanted it to be a surprise, she even said she'd get both of you in all your classes together and let me and Inu here have all of ours together, plus two of our classes together with you, since the other two are senior classes and you guys are only Juniors. It's the best she could do considering, but it kinda kicks ass huh?" he said while Inu made a mental note of the class they were to report to.

"YEAH IT DOES!" said Kagome while Sango looked a little skeptical, sure she was happy that she had 4 classes with kagome and 2 with inuyasha, but that meant 2 classes with Miroku, which meant, 3 and a half hours of keeping her but out of his hands range….


The girls were BORED! Turns out that they're second period was Chemistry, and not only that, it was REGULARS Chemistry, which means it was WAY too easy for either of them!

And you know what happens when Kagome and Sango get bored TOGETHER…..they entertain themselves!

Kagome took out a Starbucks coffee and some Chocolate pocky, while Sango took out a container of Jamba Juice, Mango and Pineapple, and some extra cheesy-cheetohs.

"Ms. Higurashi and Ms. Taijia is that candy, chips and drinks in my classroom!" yelled Mr. Martinez, they're former math teacher (he he he)

"No, Mr. Martinez" said Kagome, then held up her box of pocky. "This is a bitinual watchimcallit superfilius apparatus. And this," she said holding up her drink, " is a remefictuas osilating romofactor prognoitor."

"What?" asked Mr. Martinez, obviously confused.

"What?" asked Kagome acting as if she didn't understand HIM.

"What did u call it?"

"What do you mean?"

"What?"

"Huh?"

"You called it something."

"Richard Simmons?"

"What!"

"Huh?"

"Oh, never mind…" said Mr. Martinez turning back to his formula on the board, not really understanding what just happened.

Kagome and Sango giggled, all they had to do to get away with anything with this teacher is to talk until you confuse him….always lots of fun.


For most of the rest of the period Kagome listened to music since Sango fell asleep. How you fall asleep after eating a huge bag of Cheetohs and a Jamba Juice with an energy boost she would never know, but either way she got to listen to music so she was pretty happy!

Right now she was listening to Panic at the Disco's 'I write sins not tragedies'

Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear,
no I can't help

but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!"

says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame,

the poor groom's bride is a whore."I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of

things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these

kinds of things with a sense of...well in fact, well I'll look at it this way,

I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
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I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,

pour the champagneI'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of

closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds

of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever

heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds

of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Again...I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever

heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds

of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever

heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds

of things with a sense of poise and rationality. Again...


"Okay, everyone, you may waltz on up here and grab your schedules when I call your names" said Mr. Martinez 10 minutes before the end of class.

"Ms. Higurashi" he said after a while.

Kagome, taking his advice literally, waltzed up to the front of the class, stopping to Curtsy at Bob, which is the name she had given to the class "human body" skeleton.

"That's enough of your shenanigans Ms. Higurashi" said Mr. Martinez handing her the schedule. "Now get back to your seat."

"Aye, Aye, Mon capitan!" Kagome said in a French accent while saluting.

"So what'd you get?" Kagome asked Sango after she went up to get her own schedule.

"Same as you Doofus, we have the same classes remember?" said Sango, rolling her eyes at her friend.

"I know that dumbbutt, I haven't seen mine cause I was waiting for you." Said Kagome as they made they're way outside the class, there was still 5 minutes left, but the teacher was preoccupied and they were bored, she turned over her card;

Period 1 Algebra 2B Kim, P 122

Period 2 Chemistry Martinez, L 326

Period 3 Ame Lit Mitchell, D 35

Period 4 Ch Dev Foster, R 342

"….wow….these classes suck…" said Kagome. "Ehh, I can't believe we have to take Algebra 2B again, God, you'd think he would know how to take a joke….it wasn't even that bad.."

"Well, it could have been because they didn't find him till 10 o clock that night, so he was there for 7 hours….maybe that's y he flunked us.." said Sango.

"Well, we were the only ones who knew anything in that freaking class, why the hell not pass us? I mean, he ran the risk of us being sent back to his class again.." Kagome said with an evil smirk.

"Okay, you realize what we have to do now right?" asked Sango.

"YAY! We get to pay a visit to Ms. Coushua!" announced Kagome happily.

"That's right Kagome, we'll go and ask her to change the classes to less sucky ones" said Sango, heading to the Magnet Councelers office.

"Wait Sango, let's go to our scheduled classes first….we can fuck around all we want and not get in trouble since we're changing them tomorrow!" said Kagome, pulling Sango towards the Math class, since period 1 was next.

"Oh, Kagome, I love how your mind works!" said Sango, practically skipping her way to math. "But let's not fuck around in math too much, we're supposed to actually pass THIS class remember?"

"Ok, fine…." Said Kagome, pouting, and muttering, 'spoilsport' under her breath.

Going up the stairs, the girls finally made it to room 122. They entered the class and they're eyes bugged out…..

"NO WAY ARE YOU IN THIS FREAKING CLASS!" yelled Kagome, while Sango just stared in shock…

Here, RIGHT here in this very class was…


Yes, I'm ending it here…Do u know y? It's because almost no one reviewed and I'm depressed about that…so I feel like being a bitch. Oh so yeah, once again, this is exactly what happened, even the whole Sango & Miroku thing, Jackie's sorta boyfriend has an issue with grabbing her ass and breasts, we make fun of him and say he's a 'miroku wanna be', but it's kinda perfect for this thing. Oh yeah, and Jackie has a violence issue, she keeps it in check most of the time but um, well…she's feminist, the whole "Don't touch without permission" thing is true. The only thing I made up here is the fact that Jackie's 'boyfriend's' mom is NOT the principle, I just wanted them to have classes together, and always wondered why they would keep such troublesome friends in the same classes.

Oh yeah, as for the whole thing about BIG WORDS. I'm gonna add some big words once in a while cause I wanna make you all nerds like me. So every chapter will have at least ONE big word, see if u know what it means and feel smart if you do!

This chapter's big word:

Masochist: A person who enjoys they're own pain.

Here's a funny little way to remember what that means:

A Masochist says "HURT ME, HURT ME!" and a Sadist says "NO.."

Here's a little challenge, what is the definition of a Sadist, DON'T look it up, try to figure it out from the sentence above.

Oh and EVERY chapter will probably have a song, cause these are the ones I listen to while I'm writing so I have to give them credit because of the inspiration. If you wanna see the music video for this go to: http/search.music. REVIEW DANG IT! OR I'LL SEND THE EVIL GOBLIN THAT LIVES IN MY CLOSET AFTER YOU! points finger