Wow, over 190 hits and only 7 reviews? I'm depressed, you guys hate me huh? Cause all I ask is for you to click the little button at the bottom of the page and review for me…that's all, not much really, it's not like I'm asking for u to kill hilary duff for me, it's just a little click and a little typing….but fine, whatever, u guys don't want me to continue this story? I won't….unless I get at least 5 more reviews for this chapter, I mean, a lot of shit is going on right now, so I'm gonna write it all down, so u guys BETTER review…..or else Fred the goblin WILL be visiting...
Oh, and I'm dedicating this chapter to XxXxkiss of deathXxXx because she was the first to add me to her favorites and because of her kind words, it's reviews like yours that make me want to keep writing so thanx chick…
Oh and as an extra "Thanks" the song of this chap will be (drumroll)….."Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold, i noticed that she likes them, well at least I think this person is a chick, I dunno, maybe it's a guy, either way here we go…
Disclaimer: I..I..DO I HAVE TO SAY IT! I DIE A LITTLE INSIDE EACH TIME I HAVE TO ADMIT THE HORRIBLE TRUTH! (big government guys) Say it… (me) NO..
(government guys) SAY it…(me) NEVER! (government guys) SAY IT OR WE'LL DESTROY YOUR CELL PHONE! (I cringe)…celly! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY CELL PHONE? (guys) We're the government, we can do anything.. (me) fine, i…don't…own Inuyasha and co. (they give me back my celly) Oh celly I'll never let you go again!
Chapter 3
Last time:
"NO WAY ARE YOU IN THIS FREAKING CLASS!" yelled Kagome, while Sango just stared in shock…
Here, RIGHT here in this very class was…
It was…..Kikyo and Ayame, Shippo AND Rin!
"Omg! Now this class freaking rocks!" screamed Sango, finally out of her state of happy shock.
Kagome ran full speed ahead and jumped on Kikyo's desk sitting down crosslegged.
"Hello luv, what the fuck are you guys all doing here?" she asked in a conversationalist tone of voice.
Kikyo, who was wearing light blue jeans, a black shirt with a picture of Jack Sparrow in the front, black high-top chucks, and a black 'British' jacket that came down to her mid thighs, was the first to respond.
"Me and Ayame were in Band, remember? And since we had to drop Algebra 2B to join it, we have to take it now or risk not graduating…" she said while poking Kagome's knee…"Patella, patella.." she said in a sing song voice.
"…Kikyo, your just a LITTLE weird." Said kagome as her friend continued to poke her knee.
"Okay, so I get why YOU two are here, what about you guys?" she said, turning to Rin and Shippo.
"Well, we're in magnet, so me and Shippo are advanced in Math, so we get to come here even though we're only in 10th." Said Rin as she took out a lollipop to eat. She was the little girl of the group and acted as such. She was wearing tight black jeans, black and white chucks, a hot pink spaghetti strap shirt and a see-through, yellow shirt that said 'Salute your shorts' in orange on the front, she had a bunch of red, blue, green and black jelly bracelets, and 3 silver rings on her hands.
"Yeah, so now we'll be able to hang out mom" said Shippo, turning to Kagome. He was such a little angel, when he was a freshman some kids were picking on him because he was so short, so Kagome had ended up…HELPING him against the bullies and ever since then he looked up to her as a mother, since his parents died a long time ago, he was currently living with his aunt and uncle.
"Okay all, I'm getting bored with all this…" said Ayame, getting off her cell, which she had been on for the last 20 minutes with Koga, her boyfriend who lived in Canada, she was wearing light blue jeans, a white shirt and a gray Mickey mouse zipper sweatshirt with her hair in a half ponytail.
"Well then, lets get out of here!" announced Kagome, doing a flip off the desk and landing with her hands up in the air. "it's not like the teacher is here, and besides nobody is going to tell on us….right?" she asked, glaring at the other 10 students in the class. Everyone quickly looked down at they're books while nodding, scared of the punk chick with the hyper active personality.
"Well then," said Kagome in a sweet voice, "I suggest we get the fuck out of here."
As soon as she turned around however, the door opened to reveal…the teacher.
"Ah, Ms. Higurashi I presume?" asked the attractive black haired woman.
"The one and only, I assume you've heard of me from Mr. Martinez?" responded Kagomee.
"Yes, I have, I heard the whole 'tieing him in his chair' bit…."she said, Kagome knew what she was going to say, 'that won't work on me', or 'how can you do that to a teacher' or 'you better be careful cause I'm worse…' but what she said next shocked her..
"..pretty good, but next time, you should try to leave them in some remote place such as a hallway closet, or maybe the roof of the school, or some such place. That's what me and my friends would have done."
On second thought, maybe I'll stay, this class just got a hell of a lot more interesting. Thought Kagome, as she grabbed a chair.
Okay, this class officially kicks ass! Thought Kagome. After the teacher got all the names down and stuff, she immediately decided that Monday and Tuesdays were just NOT a good days to do math, and declared that it was a free day, and that tomorrow was also a free day. So here she was, an hour and a half later, on the computer, still not knowing any more about math than when she walked in, and listening to one of her favorite songs, yes, she listened to music a little TOO much, but screw it, Avenged Sevenfold was worth it!
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
I tried to drive all through the night,
the heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights.
No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me.
Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.
As I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights.
My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite.
Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right.
Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set free.
Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.
So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.
Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die,
we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.
We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,
don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.
I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man.
Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.
So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.
I've known it from the start all these good ideas will tear your brain apart.
Scared but you can follow me I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die.
Just as her song finished, she noticed Inuyasha had signed on AIM.
YAY! She thought. The one person that's missing from this class…well, him and Miroku, but it might be a GOOD idea that Miroku isn't in this one…she thought as she looked over at Sango, who was currently jumping up and down repeateldly while twitching. I guess the chips and juice finally caught up with her…She was also a little bit more than bruised and scratched up…never mess with kagome and her pocky….oh well, time to talk to nerd boy!
She sent him a chat invitation…
-CutePsyco'nHyper has entered chat room: PENguinSaReFUn-
-2lazy2care has entered chat room: PENguinSaReFUn-
CutePsyco'nHyper: Hello….I see the assassins have failed…
2lazy2care:…yes….let me know how mine do…
CutePsyco'nHyper: lol, loser…ooh, did I tell u about the weird dream I had? O.o
2lazy2care: Hilary duff and barney? Or tellatubies?
CutePsyco'nHyper: ….squirrels..
2lazy2care: ah..ic…..ur psychotic
CutePsyco'nHyper: no duh, look at my SN moron, god for a nerd ur retarded
2lazy2care: thank you
CutePsyco'nHyper: ….that wasn't exactly a compliment u know…
2lazy2care: I choose to view it as I want
CutePsyco'nHyper:….o..k then…anyway, oh everyone's coming over after school, wanna come?
2lazy2care: where's it at?
CutePsyco'nHyper: gee…I don't know…where is it that I am at after school?
2lazy2care: I know it's not Kansas….
CutePsyco'nHyper: it's not? (looks around) well I'll be damned, I'm NOT in Kansas anymore! Sango were not in kan-….Sango? SANGO! DAMNIT she left without me!
2lazy2care: LMAO
CutePsyco'nHyper: ok so quick question….
2lazy2care ?
CutePsyco'nHyper: How the HELL do I get back to Kansas?
CutePsyco'nHyper: and more importantly WHY do I want to go back to Kansas? I mean, all I'm really going back to is an annoying farm, where they don't follow the child labor laws, and they want to kill my dog…and everything is in Freaking black and white!
2lazy2care: ur supposed to tap ur shoes and say something...
2lazy2care: I forgot what it is..
CutePsyco'nHyper: but these are my new hottopic boots, they cost 50 bucks! No way am I tapping these babies!
CutePsyco'nHyper: Ooh, I know, how about I BORROW some shoes and tap THOSE!
CutePsyco'nHyper: u know like at a bowling alley!
CutePsyco'nHyper: ooh, that's it! I'll get some bowling shoes, tap them, and end up in a bowling alley in Kansas!
CutePsyco'nHyper: oh, wait, I forgot, Kansas doesn't have a bowling alley….it's Kansas for god's sakes…they don't have ANYTHING!
2lazy2care: shoot…oh well, I guess ur stuck….
CutePsyco'nHyper: b…but aunty Em has pie! And POCKY:D
CutePsyco'nHyper: so how do I get back damnit!
2lazy2care: u have to wake up….this is all a dream…
2lazy2care: so u have to wake urself up to go back
2lazy2care: ironic isn't it?
CutePsyco'nHyper: how do u know? . .
CutePsyco'nHyper: a..are u the Matrix! O.o
2lazy2care: no, I am the aviator of dreams….
2lazy2care: the matrix is not real…it is just a lie told by the media…
CutePsyco'nHyper: The media lied to me!
CutePsyco'nHyper: b…but, I thought we had something SPECIAL….a special bond between us….the media said it would NEVER lie to me!
2lazy2care: I'm sorry….but that was a lie too….the media will do anything to get what it wants….
CutePsyco'nHyper: …but, but I don't understand…I trusted it…
2lazy2care: yes, so did they….and look what happened (points to wall)
CutePsyco'nHyper:…OMG! THAT"S HORRIBLE!
CutePsyco'nHyper: yes..we don't know exactly WHAT kind of torture they use, but let me assure u it's horrible and unusual…
CutePsyco'nHyper: oh god! (looks at wall that just so happens to have security camaras of said torture)
CutePsyco'nHyper:….but….but Y? I mean locking them in a pink room is bad enough….but with Hilarry duff, clowns and barney! eye twitch…I think I'm going to be sick….
2lazy2care: I am very sorry u had to find out this way….now cover ur ears…the shreaking banshee known as Hillary duff is about to attempt what she calls "singing"…
CutePsyco'nHyper: OH GOD NO! (covers ears just in time to stop them from bleeding)
2lazy2care: (Mouths "let's get out of here")
CutePsyco'nHyper: (nods)
2lazy2care:….so ur house after school? Who's going?
CutePsyco'nHyper: oh, me, ayame, kikyo, rin, shippo, sango, and the rest…
CutePsyco'nHyper: tell miroku, ooh, and invite Fluffy and Kagura, I haven't seen them in the LONGEST time! I miss them almost as much as I miss my pocky….
2lazy2care: what happened to ur pocky?
CutePsyco'nHyper: ….Sango took it away
2lazy2care: ...i…is..she…alive?
CutePsyco'nHyper:…she's missing a few limbs but yeah…she's alive…
CutePsyco'nHyper: oh well, I'll see u at lunch…I'm gonna go…I have to continue my search for my pocky…I STILL can't find it!
2lazy2care: lol, ok then, see u in about 5 minutes…
CutePsyco'nHyper: k laters
-CutePsyco'nHyper has left chat room: PENguinSaReFUn-
-2lazy2care has left chat room: PENguinSaReFUn-
The rest of the day went off pretty well. Lunch was fun, with the whole gang hanging out by the "ledge", they're favorite spot, lots of cheetos, powdered donuts, ramen (AN: come on, like I wasn't gonna let inu have his ramen) and soda….what can I say…the group of teens were just plain health nuts.
Third for Sango and Kagome had ended up being American lit….which was pretty cool cause ms. Mitchell didn't really care what they did, so they just played cards all period. And third was Child Development….this is where things got interesting…
"Okay class…for this class, u will have only one major project, that will be paring off and taking care of a baby doll…" said Ms. Foster.
"The doll will cry, will need to be changed, will need to be fed, will need to be burped, clothed, bathed, and everything else you must do to a real infant" she said.
The class consisted of about 11 students: kagome, sango, miroku, inuyasha, ayame, and six other students that they didn't really know.
"Now, you will be paired off as a couple, since I'm a nice teacher, I'll let u guys pick your own partners, just remember, BOTH of you have to put in equal work and time" said Ms. Foster, picking up a sign in sheet. "When you've picked your partner, come sig-."
Before she could even finish the sentence Inuyasha and Kagome were up there hand in hand, and Miroku had managed to get Sango up there with him, seeing as she was weak from the battle of the pocky.
"We're partners!" yelled three of the four teenagers, while one just mumbled something about 'stupid hentais' and 'smack you to tomorrowland if you touch my bum' (AN: three guesses who…)
"All right then…" said a dazed mrs. Foster as she signed them in, she was still a little shocked at the speed of the young teens. "And now for the rest of the victims..i mean, students…"
The four teens sweat dropped as she cackled insanely…
"Is it too late to drop the class?" asked Kagome as she crouched behind one of the chairs….
"I don't know but I'm checking either way" said inu as he made his way to the door inch by inch…
"DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE OR I'LL KICK YOU TILL YOUR NUTS FALL OFF!" screamed Kagome as she leaped to her feet and ran to the door with inu…together with they're other two friends, they left towards the senior parking lot, deciding to go get the house ready for the little party of theirs a little early.
Ok, so here's chapter number 3, sorry it took so long, school sucks, lots of shit going on, and well, u'll find out if i keep up this story since i'll end up writing about it.…Ok well, pretty much all true in this one, except for the motorcycle thing again…Oh and even the AIM conv is true..i reposted a conv between me and my friend who is the one inu is based on….Oh, and if u would like a song or chap dedicated to you, tell me so in a review, and DO review people, I'm not just writing this for myself…I want to know that you guys enjoy this…I mean all I need is a word…1 word of encouragement….or even a flame, tell me what you don't like so I can fix it….although that COULD or could not be hazardouse to your health…oh well Ta ta for now….and review….or…(takes out bazooka that was hidden SOMEHOW behind back)…you will have to say hello to my, uhum, LITTLE friend…
