A/N: OH MAH GAWD. How long has it been? 8 years? I don't remember. BUT I'm here! I'm not as funny as I used to be. But I tried. I did. And that's what counts.
Tidus ran and ran until he couldn't run anymore. He was exhausted, and he slumped onto the floor, awaiting death.
"Why is this taking so long?! The kitchen was right over there!"
"You're in the wrong game, idiot!" cried Cloud, pulling out his Buster sword and hitting Tidus so hard that he broke the fourth wall.
"I'll catch you!" screamed Yuna, holding out a gigantic catcher's mitt.
Suddenly Rikku jumped out of nowhere with a baseball bat, aiming for Tidus. "HOMERUN BABY!". Rikku swung, but Lulu the baseball bat chose that moment to turn into mashed potatoes.
"Lulu, why can't you ever do anything right?!" Tidus wailed, landing in the kitchen so hard that his butt exploded.
"Oh this is just great! You've ruined my dress!", cried Wakka, holding the remains of his last hopes.
"That's okay, I wasn't going with you anymore anyway", chided Sin. "I'm going with Auron now".
"I'M PRETTY LIKE BARBIE", Auron cried out, posing.
Just then Seymore, who was driving a limo, burst through the wall. "BEEP BEEP YA'LL, GET IN THE CAR", he screeched.
"Who am I going to go with now?!", wailed Wakka. his mascara running down his face.
"I'll go with you, I'm single now!", said Yuna who twirling around like a ballarina.
"LIKE HELL YOU'LL STEAL MY WOMAN!", raged Pete the Post-It, leaping off of his perch on Rikku's nose and diving at Wakka.
"AHH! A paper cut!", cried Wakka. Pete stuck himself to Wakka's forehead, the latter of which aiming a strike, only to smash his own hand into his forehead.
"Why are you hitting yourself?", Pete cackled, slipping off Wakka's head and disappearing into the darkness.
"That guy is so immature", huffed Yuna.
Everyone agreed.
