I felt like writing more crack :D The thing about this chapter is that I'm completely winging it. I don't even have an idea as to where this would possibly be going. I'm hoping that once I start writing, ideas will happen. Reaaaaaaally short.


Natsu's eyes fluttered open, only to be met with various different shades of blue. He rubbed his head as he sat up, wishing his headache away. The dragon slayer sniffed the air, finding himself surrounded by ice. He immediately shot to his feet, head whipping around as he searched for his rival.

"Come on out, Ice Prick. This ain't funny." Natsu growled, lighting his fists. He slammed one into the nearest wall of ice, utterly confused when his flames didn't melt it. They didn't even leave a dent!

"That won't work, you know." A smooth voice cooed, belonging to the figure that seemed to materialize out of thin air. The man was clad in a floor length navy coat and light blue slacks. His hair, a shocking shade of azure, was spiked up and out of the way of his pale face. "This ice is unmeltable."

"Huh? Who're you?" The fire mage asked, preparing himself for a battle with this guy.

"Technically, I'm Satan." The male smirked, watching pure confusion consume Natsu's face. "Merely a different version of myself."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means you're in Hell, kid." Satan chuckled. "You see, we did a little background check on you and decided that the fiery chasm of eternal suffering we normally send people to would be more like a playground to someone with your magic. Instead we created this-" He raised his arms up, gesturing to the ice all around them. "- room full of unmeltable ice!"

"What?" He shrieked, pulling his hands up to his face. "I'm dead? I don't feel dead! Did I die in my sleep? Igneel will be so disappointed in me! What a lame way to die! What about the guild? What about my team? Who's gonna take care of Happy? Who's gonna break into Lucy's house? Who's gonna help Lucy make her rent?"

Satan grew frustrated as the boy continued to ramble, spewing fire all over the place as he did so. "Shut up!"

Natsu looked over to the man clad in all blue, giving him a once over before, "What did I even do to get here? There are so many things I've never eaten! What about the old man? He's gonna kill me when he finds out I'm dead! And Erza..." He paused to shiver, "I don't even wanna know what she'll do to me when she finds out! What about Ice Princess? No way I died before he did!"

"Would you stop talking?!" The bluenette screeched, tugging on his hair in exasperation.

"What about surpassing Erza? Laxus? Gildarts? Gah! Gildarts is gonna be angry too! How am I going to explain this? What'll I do? I haven't even gotten to retake the S-class exam!"

Unable to take it anymore, Satan walked out of the room. He slammed the door behind him, locking it before tossing the key to a shirtless man with dark hair who was leaning against the wall. Beside him stood two girls, one blonde, the other red headed. They all waited patiently for him to speak.

"Your friend is an idiot." 'Satan' grumbled, pulling off his ridiculous garb to reveal normal street clothes. "He didn't even listen to Satan." He exclaimed, stomping off in some other direction, muttering to himself all the while.

Gray turned to the other two. "So how long do you think it'll take him to figure out he's not actually in Hell?"

Erza shook her head in response, unsure herself. This whole ordeal seemed ridiculous to her.

Lucy placed her hands on her hips. "Why did you lock him in there anyways?" She asked, curious.

The dark headed ice mage shrugged, placing his hands in his pockets. "I wanted to make sure my new unmeltable ice was working."


Well, this turned out differently than originally expected, as always. Maybe you'll like it, I'm not sure. Anyways, reviews are much appreciated.