Hey all, I'm SO sorry I haven't updated in such a long time! My freaking Physics teacher made us build a bridge…a BRIDGE! When in my whole life am I going to need to know how to build a bridge! Ugh, teachers are weird….well either way, it came out pretty cool, and now I just gotta see if it will not break under a lot of weight. But yes, summer vacation's almost here which means a LOT more updates with fewer days in between…aren't u guys lucky?

Oh and here's another thing, I'M 17 NOW! As of June 6th! Yes, my birthday was on 6-6-06…u can all draw your own conclusions, all of my friends did…most of them came to the same one. All right well I'm gonna finish this chap up, so tell me what u think all right?

Inuyasha'sChic: Yeah, I scare a lot of people….y does everyone run from me..?

Machotaco-s-evilmonkeytower: Yay! Ur weird…I like u!

Young kagome: Keep ur bloody pants on u horny assed chick (I think ur a chick, or else ur name would be weird)…damn, sheesh! Romances don't just happen, they take time! I want my fic to be believable in that sense, so I'm dragging it out a little, there's a little shameless flirting, but the fluff will start soon so chill!

InuyashaForever14: …your forgiven…just don't let it happen again!

My heart's desire: well….you know wut's gonna happen, but u better be reviewing right now!

Um, other than that, enjoy the story and ….hamsters are fun?

Disclaimer: I don't know inuyasha….but I do own Sesshy! He's mine! (big lawyer guys come out of nowhere with nametags that say HI I'M DARREN AND I WORK FOR RUMIKO TAKAHASHI) OK OK FINE! I don't own him either….sheesh!


Chapter 7

Kagome, Kikyo, Kagura, Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha were at the local mall. They had to buy clothes for the renaissance charity ball their parents were hosting…yes, they were being forced to go, and yes, it was probably going to be boring.

"I'm going to go look at the stuff over here," said Kagura pointing to the left side of the mall, "Sesshy, you're with me."

"Um, but, it's….girl stuff." Said Sesshoumaru, while trying to sneak away.

"I don't care! YOUR COMING WITH ME OR I'M KNOCKING YOU OUT AND DRAGGING YOU BEIHIND ME!" said Kagura, "all right?" she finished with a sweet smile.

Sesshoumaru nodded, terrified to do any other movement, Kagura was definitely scary in her "domain" (aka the mall or any other place that she damn well felt like being.)

Kagome, Inu, and Kikyo were left behind sweat dropping.

"…lets go get ice cream!" Kagome suddenly yelled out.

"Oh my god, that's so weird!" blurted out Kikyo looking at Kagome funnily.

"…um, ice cream? Ice cream's not weird….it's just misunderstood!" said Kagome.

"NO! Nothing like that!" said Kikyo, "it's just that I had a really weird dream the other day and it involved ice cream."

They had reached the ice cream shop by this time.

"Well, tell us the story then!" said Inuyasha, leaning against the counter waiting for someone to come for they're orders.

"Ok! so it starts out that I'm some sort of "chosen one" and the king was up on this high chair thingy…" Kikyo began.


Dream

"Kikyo," says the king in a big, booming, regal voice. "You have to find the Holy Grail thingy thing, or else the kingdom will die! You must find it oh chosen one!"

"Screw you hoe!" I responded, " I just came here for some free ice cream! I DEMAND ICE CREAM!"

Narrator (meaning Kikyo): Then this really hot princely guy poofed next to me (/kikyo)

"Father!" he called in a really hot, charming voice. "I will go with the chosen one to find the grail! I don't want you to die," He turned to Kikyo, " You'll help us... won't you chosen one? (Insert eyes that are to die for and can't say no to)

"OF COURSE!",I responded as I drooled.

Narrator: ok so there we are running through this forest place and we stop at a water fall and there's the grail

"There's the grail!" shouted out the hot prince.

"YAY!" yelled Kikyo, " now alls we gatta do is get it and then I'm off to ice cream heaven!"

(Grail is then eaten by evil sea monster thing)

"We have to fight the monster!" the Prince calls.

T.T "I just want some ice cream!" Kikyo cried while fighting.

Narrator: we kill the monster and get the grail back and now we're walking back to the kingdom, very slowly might i add

"Kikyo! Why're you walking so slow?" called the prince with a very innocent yet perplexed look on his face.

Kikyo cried while she answered, "I just wanted some ice cream!"

Prince: "hey... "(Puts hand on head and smiles charmingly) after this... how 'bout we go get some ice cream.. My treat."

Kikyo: (sniffs) really?

Prince: yeah! so, Kikyo, it a date? (Holds out hand to her while smiling even more charmingly)

Kikyo: oO HELL YeAHS! (Grabs his hand and sprints towards the kingdom) ICE CREAM!

Narrator: so now we're back at the castle

Kikyo: (almost throws the grail at the king then turns to the hot prince) ice cream! (smiles happily)

Prince: (smiles) of course.

Kikyo: ice cream ice cream ice cream! does the ice cream dance

Narrator: so we're walking away and

King: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! YOU FOOLS! turns into an evil witch thing with this grail, I'll be unstoppable! MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!

Kikyo: aw crap...

Prince: gasps IT'S THE EVIL WITCH! we gatta stop her chosen one! gets into a battle stance

Kikyo: crying while fighting again i just wanted some ice cream!

Narrator: so we beat the evil witch lady and:

Kikyo: yay! ice cream ice cream ice cream! does the ice cream dance with the holy grail

Prince: Not now kikyo! we have to find my dad!

Kikyo: cries more i-i-i-ce c-c-cream! T.T

narrator: OK! so we find the stupid king and untie him and we go back to the castle thing and:

Kikyo: yay! everythin's back to normal! ince cream now! puppy dog eyes

Prince: yeah.. let's g-

King: NO! you can't leave now! we have to have a feast for the chosen one!

Narrator: twitches ok so yeah. so the reason why I agreed to go to the feast was because, well, if there's a feast then feastice cream at the end. so yeah, I'm sitting through all the courses and I'm getting really giddy as the cook backs out of the kitchen carting in what I would think to be ice cream... but NOOOOOOOOO! It was freakin' cake so I get up from where I was and I slam my hands on the table:

Kikyo: WHY IS IT CAKE! I'VE ONLY BEEN twitch ASKING FOR. twitch twitch GYAH! MUST HAVE ICE CREAM! flips over the table and storms outta the castle

Prince: pops next to me hey... sorry about the cake... how about we go on our date?

Kikyo: drools ok...

Narrator: OK! SO! here we are, dressed in formal Victorian attire. I'm in this huge ass dress and he's in a very sexy tux type thing... with frills! I likey the frills... ANYWAYS! so there we are, waiting in line at the ice cream parlor and for some gawd unknown reason twitch the line.. Isn't moving! twitch twitch so... right when the bloody line starts moving again, some three headed dog thing pops outta no where and he attacks us!

Prince: gasps it's going to go after the castle! we have to stop it!

Kikyo: skrew you hoe! I want my ice cream and i want it now! glares and the prince goes off to fight the doggy

Narrator: so I'm right at the front of the line and I'm like "ice cream ice cream ice cream" so I'm about to pay for it and... only now I realise... I have no money! so they kick me outta the place and I'm crying on a bench and then I hear a nice old man's voice behind me

Old Guy: why're you crying miss? sounds worried

Kikyo: cries more I... sniff just wanted some... ice cream! cries louder and harder

"oh! Then i have good news for you!" said the old man with a kind smile.

"Huh?" Kikyo sniffed.

"Well," says the old man, "I just so happen bought an extra ice cream... i don't know why... would you like it?"

outta dream


"So I turn around and i look at the guy and he's like all hevenly sent or something." Said Kikyo. "And I reach for the ice cream with tears of happiness going down my face and, you know when you really want something you can taste it in your mouth before you actually eat it? Yeah well, that happened and, right when I was gunna eat it... mom wakes me up"

"WHAT!" said both Kagome and Inuyasha at the same time.

They both fell over anime style.

"Dude, that sucks!" said Kagome, recovering from her shock.

"Yeah…and I really want some ice cream now!" said Kikyo just as the ice cream guy came out from behind the counter.

"HI! Can I help you?" he asked.

"Um, yeah, can I have some Rocky road?" asked Kagome.

"I want some coffee ice cream please!" Kikyo asked while her eye was practically twitching.

"Um..is your friend all right?" asked the scared young man.

"Oh, it's all right, it's nothing a few tranquilizer darts won't cure" said Inuyasha, "I'll have a vanilla ice cream." He noticed that the vanilla can was right next to the Chocolate ice cream can, "and can you make sure that there's not ANY chocolate in it.? I hate chocolate."

"Inu, sweetie, my love, I love you and everything," said Kagome, "but you not liking chocolate is just a level of weirdness I'm not comfortable with."

The guy started the task.

"Speaking of weird dreams, I just remembered. I had a really weird one the other day." Kagome said.

"Ooh, do tell," said Kikyo sitting down cross-legged on the chair.

"Well…" Kagome began.

dream


Kagome was outside Kikyo's room, she had gotten there for the first time, although she knew in reality, she had already been there several times. She passed by BabyGirl, one of Kikyo's pet cats, but she only stopped briefly to pet her, she wanted to talk to Kikyo already.

Opening the door, she went inside to be met with the site of HUNDREDS of Mangas covering kikyo's walls!

"Kikyo, wow, I didn't know you read that much…" said Kagome in awe.

"Yeah, oh be careful, don't hurt the books…or they'll hurt you back" said Kikyo in a cryptic voice while jumping on her bed with one to finish reading it.

"Oh yeah right," said Kagome, "as if books could hurt me."

Just to prove her point, she started poking them…again and again, and again….

"I'm warning you, don't hurt them or they'll hurt you back.." said Kikyo, not looking up from her book.

"Uh-huh," responded Kagome as she continues poking the books.

Suddenly, the books began to fall on Kagome, and buried her in them.

"Told you so.." said Kikyo while still reading.

Kagome got up, only to get more books thrown on her. She got up and dodged a couple and finally found the source of the violence, it was….BABYGIRL!

Babygirl did not enjoy it when people did not pay attention to her, so she thought she would get revenge on Kagome by bludgeoning her with books…reasonable, right?

Kagome fell over anime style, while babygirl got off the desk she had been on, and started to purr at her and rub her head against her arms…

end dream


"And that's my dream," Kagome finished as she grabbed her ice cream cone from the man.

Kikyo was twitching again.

"…my books?...MY BOOKS? YOU LET MY MANGA FALL DOWN?" she practically yelled, and then just as quickly her mood changed as she realized… "…Hey wait a second…YOUR SCARED OF MY KITTY…WIMP!" she said as she laughed and pointed at Kagome with the non-ice cream holding hand.

"Oh yeah?" Kagome said. Suddenly, quick as lightning, she seized kikyo's ice cream from her hand, JUST as Kikyo was about to give it her first lick, and …ran for it!

Kikyo looked at her hand…then looked at Kagome's retreating form, then at her hand…and then…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" she cried, falling to her knees and screaming towards the sky…er mall ceiling.

"Um, Kikyo….are you o…"

"ARGH! I SHALL AVENGE MY STOLEN ICE CREAM!" Kikyo yelled while jumping up and chasing after Kagome.

"…kay?" finished Inuyasha, not able to keep up with what was happening.

Kikyo chased Kagome down for a while before both ended up back to where Inuyasha was, out of breath, and still fighting with all of their wills to get/keep the ice cream.

"Hey, stop acting like weirdoes and I'll tell you guys my dream..." said Inuyasha.

"Who wants to hear your dream?" said Kikyo as she made a sweep for the ice cream, narrowly missing the delicious frozen treat.

"…Fine, I don't HAVE to tell you about it…" said Inuyasha, but taking Kikyo's ice cream from the now exhausted and weary Kikyo and Kagome.

Kagome and Kikyo immediately got defensive.

"What do you mean you won't tell us?" asked Kagome.

"Yeah, are we not good enough to hear your story or something?" said Kikyo looking annoyed.

"Nah….you guys didn't wanna hear it remember?" he asked.

"Oh, come on Inu….please?" said Kagome with her best puppy dog face, which coming from her, was pretty good.

"Oh all right," Inuyasha finally conceded.

Dream


Inuyasha was at a play. He was with a group of people who he knew that he didn't know, his analytical mind would not let his dream strip him of reality completely. But in the dream, they seemed to be his friends.

After leaving the play, the group made it's way to a small unheard of restaurant, where Inuyasha had never been, but the rest of them had.

Getting to the restaurant, the people in the group began to order their food.

"So what's good here?" asked Inuyasha, not knowing what to get.

"Try this," one of the people, a girl, said. "It's amazing!"

Everyone seemed to agree with the proclamation since everyone ordered the same exact thing.

"Um…I don't really want to try it." Said Inuyasha, looking at the food weirdly.

"Oh come on, you have to!" said one person.

"Yeah, you'll LOVE it!" said another.

"It's so good, it's the best thing any of us have ever tasted!" said a third.

"We already paid for it, it'd be rude for you not to eat." Said a guy.

"Yeah, come on, eat it, it's so good!" said a girl.

"Oh, ok fine, I'll try it." Inuyasha finally said.

He took a piece of the food and put it in his mouth….he slowly chewed it up….and swallowed loudly.

Inuyasha's eyes widened.

"Oh my god! This IS amazing!" he yelled, grabbing a lot more. It tasted like heaven on earth.

He ate to his hearts content, which was a LOT, and then ate some more.

Finally, when the waiter came, Inuyasha turned to the man and asked,

"Sir, I HAVE to know what's in this! It's so good, it's the best thing I've ever tasted! Please, tell me what's in this!" he begged.

The waiter smiled knowingly, as if he was asked this question all the time.

"Well, there are many ingredients in this particular meal, there's ginger, sugar, milk, eggs, banana, nuts, salt, oranges, a bit of grape, some strawberries…." The odd looking list went on and on.

"BUT," the waiter suddenly said, "the most important, crucial and abundant ingredient in the food is…"

Inuyasha leaned in, knowing that this particular ingredient would be the magical taste he had experienced, that THIS would be what made it so astounding…

" …chocolate!" said the waiter.

Inuyasha's eyes widened…but not with happiness this time. He screamed a bloodcurling scream.

EndDream


"And then I woke up in my bed, covered in sweat and wasn't able to sleep the rest of the night." Inuyasha finished.

Kagome and Kikyo stared at him….

and they stared…

and then they stared some more…

….

still staring.

Finally, after five LONG minutes Kagome and Kikyo turned to each other and…busted out laughing simultaneously

"HAHAHAHAHA, OMG! AND I TOUGHT MY DREAM WAS BAD!" laughed Kagome, turning red.

"INU, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT CHOCOLATE THE SAME BECAUSE OF YOU!" yelled Kikyo, rolling around on the floor.

Inuyasha sighed, rolled his eyes, and then looked at his friends on the floor…and started laughing.

Kikyo and Kagome looked up to see him holding his side.

"What's so funny?" asked Kagome, still giggling and wiping some tears from her eyes.

"It's just that…that….that YOU GUYS LOOK SO STUPID!" Inuyasha laughed.

THEY looked stupid…?


They met up with Kagura and Sesshy a little while later at a Forever 21 store.

"Found anything?" asked Kagura.

"Well, we found a couple of perfect dresses for the ball," Said Kagome. "And you?"

"Oh…I found…something alright." Said Kagura, looking very suspicious.

"Great…then what the hells are we doing at forever 21?" asked Kikyo

"Well, about that…" started Kagura, but before she could fully explain they heard a voice from behind.

Turning around they saw…

"FLUFFY YOU LOOK HOT!" Kagome screamed as Sesshoumaru came out of the changing rooms.

He was wearing a pair of dark blue jeans, a black turtleneck shirt and a really nice black jacket…the girls were drooling….Inuyasha's eye was twitching from jealousy.

Until they realized…that Forever 21 was a girl's store…and that meant…that the clothes he was wearing…

"OMG SESSHY'S A TRANS!" yelled Inuyasha while dropping on the floor from laughing so hard, he was taking in deep breaths, and his back ached….but oh it was oh so worth it…

Suddenly a voiced called, "Kagura, Kagura over here please." And they saw a flash.

When they had recovered from the blinding light to their oh so sensitive eyes, everyone looked over to see a handsome looking man with a camera standing in front of them, his camera poised and ready for another shot of the famous actress.

"Kagura, Kag- wow, Kikyo Tsukishima, you're here too!" he yelled excitedly. He looked to the rest of the group gathered among them and his eyes widened.

"Inuyasha Takahashi and Kagome Higurashi! Wow, I come to grab some food and I luck out on pictures of some of the most famous people in the world…all at once!" said the over zealous photographer.

Kagome laughed, "Sir, I think you have us confused with our parents. THEY'RE the famous ones, we're just their kids."

"What are you talking about Kago.- I mean Ms. Higurashi? Ms. Tsukishima and Ms. Umemi are both famous in their own right because of their acting careers. And you and Mr. Takahashi," he said, looking over at Inuyasha, "are well known as huge assets to your parents companies when it comes to the business world. Your debating and business skills are known world wide!" he finished, snapping a picture of her and Inuyasha.

Negotiating skills …Thought Kagome with a smile, she really was never a person to take no as an answer.

She looked over to Inuyasha to see him thinking the same thing, they really were much too stubborn for their own good. But it DID help in life, especially in being able to stay for HOURS upon HOURS proving to everyone that your right and they are wrong…in fact it was one of Kagome's favorite pastimes.

"Wow, who's your friend Ms.Umemi!" asked the photographer, flicking back his hair and trying to smile charmingly.

Everyone followed his eyes to see….SHESHOUMARU!

"Hey there gorgeous, my name is Daisuki Kemishima, professional photographer. What's your name?" said Mr. Kemishima, grabbing Sesshy's hand and kissing it.

Seshoumaru gave an incredulous and creped out look, then slowly smirked towards his friends...


"Man fluffy, that was kinda mean...but freaking hilarious!" Rin said to Sesshoumaru after they got back into the car.

"Yeah, i mean, i don't think I'm ever gonna get the face he made out of my head after he found out..." Inuyasha said laughing.

"Hey, i never said i was a girl...he just presumed, so i have nothing to feel bad for since he was the stupid one." Sesshoumaru responded, while poking Kagura in the gut.

"Sesshoumaru...? You were wearing girl's clothes..." Ayame said, "and I've got to say looked pretty goddamn hot in them, I'm kinda jealous now!" She finished laughing.

Everyone got home with enough time to get ready for that night.

"All right, so me, Sango and Ayame will get ready here. Kikyo, Kagura and RIn at Kikyo's house, and all of the guys at Inu and Sesshy's house, got it?" said Kagome as they pulled up into her house.

"Yeah, but one question. I get why we're splitting up the girls from the boys, "Kikyo said, looking at Miroku warily, "but why are the girls separating?"

"Because, if we don't, we're never gonna be ready in time, we'll end up talking too much, and we'll be fighting over the bathroom, and makeup and we're gonna turn it into a big slumber party...we'll be here forever!"
Kagome said.

"Wait! Slumber party?", Miroku suddenly piped up, "you mean, that you'll be getting in little short shorts and bras...and having pillow fights, oh and then you guys could wrestle, and show each other how to French an-"

BONK!

"That's not what we do in slumber parties...hentai..." Sango said as she dragged him behind her.

"Um, Kagome, could u go and get him back? I kind of fear what might happen to him..." Inuyasha said, looking at the trail of fait blood from his face that Miroku left behind.

"ME! No way! She'll kill even me! Why don't you go Kiks?" Kagome asked, hiding behind her.

"Yeah right! I'd get killed!" Kikyo said.

"What if we all went together?" Kagura resolved, "or i'll go by myself ye bloody ingrates!"

"Um...what?" Everyone said in unit ion.

"...Nothing!" Kagura said, her eyes shifting suspiciously.

Everyone sweat dropped as they made their way to Sango's house. (AN: it's next to Kagome's remember?)

"Man….are we sure we want to be here? I mean, she probably killed him already…it's like a spider, they take away their prey to their webs to kill them slowly…." Sesshoumaru said

"Wow Fluffy, that was….graphic…", Ayame said, looking freaked out, she hated spiders.

"Yeah, where did that come fro-" Inuyasha started when they heard something.

"ha ha ha, Miroku, that tickles, stop…" they heard a familiar voice say.

"Oh I can't help it my love, your just so good.." they heard another voice respond.

Everyone's eyes were as big as saucers. They arrived at the door at the end of the hall, it was to the room where all the girls kept their stuff from all the times they came over, you know, extra pajamas, toothbrushes, DDR, games, emergency popcorn, pocky (which was safely hidden from Kagome) clothes, C.D's, and a bunch of other things.

Giggle

"Miroku, stop that, it's not fair, you have one, a big one too I might add, what am I supposed to do for fun?" they heard the first voice say, definetly Sango.

"I think you forget my dear, you have two of your own, and they are a lot of fun themselves. Oh I could just play with them all day…" they heard Miroku respond.

WHAT THE HELL!

"ALL RIGHT!", Kagome said bursting into the room with her hands over her eyes, "PLEASE PUT THE CLOTHES BACK ON AND BACK AWAY FROM EACH OTHER IMMIDIETLY!"

….the room was silent.

Opening her eyes, Kagome found that Sango and Miroku were on the ground….playing with kittens.

(AN: What the hell'd u think they were doing….perverts!)


2 Hours later at Kagome's house.

"So how long has it been?" Kagome asked Sango as she got out of the shower, Ayame went in after her.

"We've been together for about a week, we just didn't know how to tell you guys, we didn't want it to be weird and for us to be the "group couple" you know?" Sango said from the vanity table, where she was doing her make up.

Kagome grabbed some undergarments, wrapped the towel around her again, and started towel drying her hair with another towel.

"But you know that's not true! I mean, Kagura and Sesshoumaru are already going out, and we treat them the same." She responded, running a brush through her hair.

"Yeah, I know, it's just that, I don't know, I guess I didn't want to freak you guys out or anything." Sango said.

Kagome laughed, "SANGO! We all already knew you guys liked each other! I mean, it was pretty damn easy to see." She said as she hugged her from behind, "silly head!"

The girls were laughing when suddenly there was knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Kagome called, walking towards her bed where her dress was laying.

"It's me Ms. Higurashi, you, Ms. Okami, and Ms. Taija are due for make up and hair your hair." Called Rita Urichi.

Ugh, not this again, thought Kagome, this is one of the drawbacks of having money.

"Rita, we've been over this!" Kagome said as she opened the door, "you can call me Kagome, and we don't want to get our hair and makeup done, we can do it ourselves so don't worry."

"But Ms. Higurashi," Rita continued stubbornly, "the reason you have a personal make up artist and hairdresser is because you must look your best, you never use them! So your mother insists you use them for tonight at least." She said, crossing her arms.

Kagome sighed, "What's the chance of you leaving me alone about this and letting me do it by myself?" she asked

"Not very good," Rita responded with a smile.

"Ugh, okay, fine, BUT," she cautioned, "I am gonna help do my own make up and I get to choose what hair will be done."

"…All right." Rita conceded, hey she was at least getting ready right?

Kagome, Sango and Ayame (she's out of the shower by now) followed Rita, wearing only their t-shirts and shorts (they're not putting they're dresses on until later cause they don't want to get make up on them, plus they can't really breath in some of them so they want to enjoy oxygen as long as possible)


40 minutes later.

Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshoumaru's limo pulled up to Kagome's house.

"They better be ready, the old man's gonna kill us if we're late." Inuyasha said as they made their way to the front door.

"Yeah and we still got to pick up Rin, Kagura and Kikyo from Kikyo's house," Miroku said, "hey sessh, call your girlfriend and tell her to be ready in like 10 minutes all right?"

"Heh, your asking ME to tell HER when to be ready….what am I a masochist?" Sesshoumaru said smirking, "And besides, I already called her and she said they're ready."

Ding dong

The door was opened by Mrs. Kirima, the night time maid.

"Hello dears!" said Mrs. Kirima to the boys.

"Oh hello Mrs. Kirima, how are you?" said Inuyasha as they walked in, Mrs. Karima had been working there for years and had taken care of them when they were children.

"Oh just fine, don't worry, Kagome and the girls will be down in a few minutes, last I checked they were putting the final touches to their outfits." She said as she led them inside the house.

"Uh huhm," the boys heard from the top of the stairs. All three turned to them to find…the girls.

"Whoa…Kagome you look….whoa.." said Inuyasha as Miroku drooled, Shippo just looked proudly up at his " mom".

"Why thank you. You don't look so bad yourself." Kagome said as she descended the stairs first. Her dress was a true renaissance dress, consisting of a tight torso part, which ended in a "V" shape at her hip, with black lace crisscrossing from the bust till the waist, a square cut bosom, tight sleeves for about a quarter of the arm where the sleeves fanned out to cover the rest, and a full flowing skirt that extended from her hip down to her feet, all in shades of forest green, the tint changing with the light as she moved, her shoes barely able to be seen under the cloth, were black, and the sleeves and bust edges had black lace, matching the one on the torso, lining them.

Her make up was light and fresh, consisting of dark brown eyeliner, mascara, and a slight red on her lips, while her hair was in a half ponytail (you know when it's down but they get like half a handful of hair from next to the ear and pull it back and tie them together at the back of your head) and had been made to be kind of wavier than usual, giving her an innocent yet elegant look.

Sango came down next, her dress was a simpler style, with a tight looking torso, with white lace criss crossing throughout it, that stopped in at a "V" shape right on her hip, from there the dress flowed, loosly, but flowing straight down, showing off her legs, the torso was attached to two straps that hung on her like thick spaghetti straps, her shoulder bare, and then about two inches down her arm, long flowing sleeves started, made out of a beautiful cross stitched material so you could still see her arms through it, and stopping right around the wrist in an angle, so that there was material that still flowed down, even after the it came to the arm flowed like Kagome's in a renaissance style. The whole dress was ivory white, a gorgeous color on her, which made it looks shimmery and sometimes purple or blue in certain areas of the dress (if you guys have ever seen an ivory dress you know what I'm talking about), and her shoes were silver.

Her own hair was braided down her back and held together by a piece of ivory lace. Her make up consisted of the same as Kagome, with eye liner, mascara, and lipstick, although hers was light pink, and she also wore a faint shimmer of white eye shadow.

"What do you guys think?" asked Sango when she was standing in front of them. She looked towards Miroku to see his reaction.

Miroku was….twitching…

"Miroku, dude, are you okay?" asked Inuyasha as he waved his hand in front of Miroku's face.

Miroku just kept staring at Sango, drooling a river and not being able to say anything.

"Sango….i think you broke him!" Kagome laughed.

"Oops?" Sango said as she and everyone else laughed…except Miroku, who was still staring…

"All right," Kagome said, "now all we need is….AYAME!" she cried raising her voice to call her friend from the upstairs.

"Sorry, I was trying to make a phone call." Ayame responded as she came down. Her dress was a mix between Kagome's and Sango's. Her torso tight also, as was the renaissance style, and it ened in a "U" at her hip. From there the skirt flowed down, not straight, but a little puffed out, falling not so it looked like one layer, but so it looked like several, the shape attracting attention to her hips, while the torso contained a crisscrossed design like the other two girls, in black lace, the torso was held up by thick spaghetti straps and her shoulder was bare, her long sleeves starting two inches down, the sleeves themselves were solid, none see through material, and were especially made so that they scrunched up a little, then from about a quarter down her arm, they flowed in the same Renaissance style that the other girls had. The dress was made out of a gorgeous ocean blue material, shimmering under the chandelier.

Her hair was down and straight, coming down to a little above mid back. And her make up consisted of mascara, eyeliner, and light pink lipstick.

"I was hoping to talk to Kouga before we left but he didn't pick up the phone," she said when she was standing in front of them, "I mean, you guys both have guys to tell you how good you look, mine lives all the way in Canada." She said looking sad.

Sesshoumaru suddenly stood up and bowed in front of Ayame, taking her hand in his and kissing it chastely yet charmingly.

"My dear lady, you are a vision of pure loveliness, and it would be a privilege to inform you that your beauty can only be advanced by your radiant smile. And it would be my honor to escort you to your awaiting carrige (limo) outside." He said standing up, opening the door and holding out his hand.

Ayame giggled, " Thank you Fluffy, you really are a gentleman." She said as she took his arm and they walked towards the car. (AN: NO! They are not gonna get together, and that was not a fluffy for them, this was just him being sweet and trying to cheer her up cause she was sad looking…thank you for your time)

"Oh and by the way, I had an idea for a little….surprise for Kikyo and Kagura. I'll tell you about it in the car." Kagome said as she laughed evily.

"Well then, I suggest we get a move on, we still have to pick up the rest of the girls at Kikyo's house." Inuyasha said.

"My lady?" he said, as he extended a hand to Kagome.

"My lord," Kagome laughed as she placed her own hand in his and they made their way to the limo.

……

……..

…"Miroku? Are you okay yet?" Sango asked.

Miroku stared….

"This is really flattering and everything, but if you don't pull yourself together in 10 seconds, I'm going to leave here, looking like this, go to that ball and find a really hot guy wh-" her words were cut off by a pair of warms lips on hers.

"You look…..amazing." Miroku said after the kiss ended.

Sango blushed, and took Miroku's offered hand as they made their way to pick everyone else up.

In the limo 5 minutes later.

"All right, so you guys all know the plan right?" Kagome asked as they pulled up to Kikyo's house.

"Yeah, I mean, it won't be TOO hard to pull off, we just have to make sure that they are in the right position." Sango responded.

"Oh," Miroku said, "I can tell you about SEVERAL positions that are just fine with me if your gonna do the-"

BONK!

"…nevermind…" Miroku said as he rubbed his aching head, while Sango sat next to him glaring.

"RIIIIGHT….anyway, Kagome, I think how we're sitting now is perfect to do it, right?"
Inuyasha asked.

"OHHH….you guys want to do it, well why didn't you say s-"

BONK BONK BONK!

"…" said Miroku, mainly because he was unconscience.

"Well, actually, it does work perfectly." Kagome said, ignoring Miroku's comment and looking around the limo.

The limo was big, big enough for 15 people, so they were all really comfortable. At the very back of the limo (so her back is to the window that if you put it down you can talk to the driver) was Ayame sitting next to Shippo, next to him was Kagome, followed by Inuyasha, then, Sango, Miroku, Fluffy and then there was a a seat next to him which allowed three people (this is the seat at the very back, so it looks straight forward TO the window where the driver is, so they are opposite Ayame, everyone else is to the left of these people along the side of the limo…remember…LIMO…you guys should know how that looks).

They got to the house just as the girls came out to meet them (If everyone got out like they did in Kagome's house, it'd be a hassle getting back in cause so many people, plus they'd lose the sitting arrangement that works so perfectly)

The driver opened the door for the girls and Rin came in first.

She was wearing a very cute simple more modern dress, consisting of a straight cut, with a lace going right below her bust to decorate it, it was a spaghetti strap dress, and had a sort of shawl made out of lacey-tule material, but it was connect to the armpits of the dress and the back, so you but your arms through it, went from the sides of her arms to and kept going past the ends of her arms. It was in a cute yellow color (think of the pretty color in Beauty and the Beast, her ball gown? Yeah that color) and her shoes were silver with straps going up her legs.

Her hair was in a sort of half side ponytail (like in the show but neater and cuter cause Kikyo's mom made them use her hair dresser too) and her make up consisted of a light yellow eye shadow, pink lipstick, mascara, and eyeliner.

"Wow Rin….you look….breathtaking," Shippo said, holding his hand out so that she could climb into the car easier, she took a seat next to him

Rin giggled, "Thanks Shippo, you're so sweet" She responded and then proceeded to give him a kiss on the cheek. "And you look very handsome." She said smiling.

Shippo blushed, embarrassed but really happy.

AWWWW, thought Kagome, Sango and Ayame

"Way to go man," said Inuyasha.

"Yeah, although I could show you a move so that just as she kisses your cheek you turn and get one on the mouth." Piped Miroku.

BONK!

Everyone looked over to Sango to find…that she hadn't hit him!

"YOUR NOT PERVERTING HIM IN ANYWAY YOU GODDAMN HENTAI!" they heard two girls scream…it was….Kagome and Rin!

"WHAT'S GOING ON!" yelled a voice outside the limo.

Everyone turned to find Kikyo entering the limo.

Her outfit was a long renaissance (duh) velvet dress, it was floor length, sleavless (no spaghetti straps, halter, or any other kind of strap), the torso and skirt connected in the same length of cloth. The sleeves were tight for about the first quarter of the arm as the others, but then, about a quarter of the way down, there was embroidered cuffs in gold with a background of silver, and from there the sleeves flowed down as the others, the edges around the bust had the same embroidering, about an inch thick, and the whole dress (minus the cuffs) was a deep rich plum color.

Her make up consisted of mascara, eyeliner, plum eye shadow and pink lipstick, while her shoes were gold and had straps around the ankles, her hair was in a long, low ponytail, held together by a single piece of plum colored lace (Why the hell does everyone use lace for they're hair? I DON"T KNOW! WE JUST DID!)

"Kikyo, you look great!" commented Inuyasha and Miroku.

"Why thank you milords," kikyo said in a mock curtsey, which I must say was impressive since she was in a car, she took her seat in the separated chair.

"All right, now all we need is Kagura," Sesshoumaru said looking outside expectantly outside.

"Two steps ahead of you love," Kagura called out from next to him…she's very very sneaky.

Kagura was wearing a…coat…a really long one….they couldn't see her dress….not even I can see her dress….damn it! I WANT TO DESCRIBE THE GODDAMN DRESS!

"TOO BAD!" kagura said….to ME!

Fine, then I'll just describe her bloody hair and make up. Her hair was let down and flipped out, looking fun and classy, while her make up consisted of (here we go again) mascara, eye liner, and red lipstick.

As the driver started the engine everyone settled in…it was going to be a fun car ride.

"Hey Kagome," Inuyasha said in an innocent voice, winking at her, "why don't you put on some music?"

"Well, what a great idea Inuyasha, I think I'll do that," Kagome said with a smirk as she reached for the button.

All of a sudden… "Until the day I die" by Story of the year began to blare through the surround sound speakers.

Until the day I die….

I'll spill my heart for you, for you

Until the day I die

I'll spill my heart for you

"What the hell?" Kikyo siad.

"ARGH! TURN IT OFF!" yelled Kagura putting her arms over her ears.

As years go by

I race the clock with you

But if you died right now

You know that I'd die too

I'd die too

You remind me of the times

When I knew who I was (I was)

But still the second hand will catch us

Like it always does

"OMG! IT'S SO BLOODY EMO!" Kikyo yelled as she banged her hands against her head, trying anything to get rid of the music in her head.

Kagura suddenly got up leaped towards Kagome, trying to attack her and the radio. Luckily, well, actually it was planned, remember the seating chart, Sesshoumaru was right next to her and was able to stop her impact, holding her back and holding her to the seat as Sango grabbed her legs so Fluffy could still…procreate some day.

We'll make the same mistakes

I'll take the fall for you

I hope you need this now

Cause I know I still do

Until the day I die

I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you

"I'm jumping!" yelled Kikyo as she grasped the door handle, twisted it and….didn't open it.

"WHAT THE HELL!" she screamed, banging her body against the door repetitively

"Wow, Child-lock doors are fun!" Kagome said as she and Inuyasha laughed.

Kikyo leaped towards Kagome all of a sudden, only to be stopped by Miroku, who set her back in her seat, strapping her in with her seatbelt…which also had a child lock.


Should I bite my tongue?
Until blood soaks my shirt
We'll never fall apart
Tell me why this hurts so much

My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
But still we'll say, "remember when"
Just like we always do
Just like we always do

Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you

Yeah I'd spill my heart!
Yeah I'd spill my heart for you!

Suddenly they heard a loud sound. Everyone turned (not to Sango and Miroku) to Kikyo to see that she had smashed her heel against the side window, and it had left a small but noticeable hole in it's path.

"GAH!" yelled Kikyo as she slammed her foot into the window again.

"Go Kikyo GO! Tuck and roll!" yelled Kagura from under Sesshoumaru.


My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
We made the same mistakes
Mistakes like friends do

My hands are at your throat
And I think I hate you
We made the same mistakes
Made the same mistakes

Until the day I die
I'll spill my heart for you, for you

Miroku managed (somehow) to get her and restrain her again, so as the song came to a close Kagura and Kikyo settled down somewhat.

Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you, for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
I'll spill my heart for you
Until the day I die (Until the day I die)
Until the day I die!

"What did I ever do to you guys!" Kikyo cried as the song ended.

Kagura on the other hand was getting her second wind.

"I HATE YOU ALL! A curse upon your families for forever and a day!

"Whoa…," Sesshoumaru said, "forever I can take…but that extra day! I don't think I can do it…"

"Hey guys?" Kagome suddenly said from her safety on the other side of the limo.

"What?" Everyone called back, some with curious voices others with venom in theirs. (guess who's who!)

"I brought my BAYSIDE C.D…..let's listen to DEVOTION AND DESIRE!" she called out.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" was all that the people in the street heard, from two female voices in a limo that was passing by….


At fancy hall where charity ball thingy is taking place.

"I am NEVER going ANYWHERE with any of you EVER again!" screamed Kikyo as she got out of the car, she twitched, "I hate you all and wish you an early grave!"

"Damn kikyo…. you've go to admit…it was KINDA funny," Kagura said as she got of the car.

Kikyo glared at her and then made her way past all the reporters and paparazzi (same as reporters but I wanted to add two things) and into the hall, punching a stone pillar on the way in.

"You think she's pissed?" Kagome asked Inuyasha as he helped her out of the car.

Ahead of them, the stone pillar crumbled to the ground.

"Uh…. I'd say that's a 'yes' " Inuyasha responded.


Inside fancy hall place

As everyone else came into the hall and put on their masks (it's a mask ball, think phantom of the opera…but cooler), Kikyo made her way to the balcony, enjoying the night breeze in her efforts to cool off and get level headed….wasn't working.

Kikyo sighed as she looked out at the view…it was gorgeous and she hated to brag (yeah right), but she looked pretty good herself…and yet here she was in the perfect most romantic setting….with no guy.

"One as breathtakingly lovely such as you should never have her beauty marred by the look of sadness or grief upon it." Said a British accented voice behind her. "Especially on an occasion such as this, where they should be sharing their radiant presence with the others at the ball."

…never mind…

"Oh spare me, what do you want?" Kikyo scoffed, not even bothering to look back at whoever was speaking to her.

The masculine voice behind her chuckled, "I simply wanted to see a beautiful girl happy, and as lovely as you are now, I do believe that your smile would make you an absolute vision."

"You know what I think?" Kikyo said as she kept her back turned to him, "I think you know that my parents are two of the people hosting this thing, and you want to get in good with my family." She said as she leaned against the balcony and buried her face in her arms. "Just leave me alone."

The voice behind her sighed sadly. "Well, I'm afraid I just can't do that. If I can't cheer you up, then I'll go and retrieve one of your friends to do it."

Kikyo's eyes practically popped out through the holes in her mask.

"NO!" she yelled out as she turned and grabbed his arm to stop him from continuing to the inside. "Don't you dare!"

The young man looked down at her, he was taller than her by about a head at least, confused, "You had a fight with your friends?" he asked, his voice sounding genuinely concerned.

Kikyo looked him in the face (or what she could see of it….masks remember?) and for the first time since they began their conversation, saw his eyes. A bright, cerulean blue color, like the ocean just before dawn. His hair was silver and went a little past his shoulders in different layers.

Kikyo blushed and let go of his arm, "Um…yeah, I did." She said as she looked back at the view.

"Well then, we needen't speak about them then. May I perchance though, inquire about your name?" he asked as she leaned next to her on the balcony.

"…Kikyo, Kikyo Tsukishima," she said turning back to him; his brilliant eyes had never left her face. "and yours?"

"I am Eyes Rutherford and it is a pleasure to meet you Lady Kikyo." Eyes responded with a bowed in front of her while taking her hand and placing a kiss upon it.

Well, Kikyo thought, tonight might not be ALL that bad.


Meanwhile…

"Hey, where do you supposed Kiks went?" asked Kagome as she and the rest made their way into the ball.

"I don't know, she'll catch up with us later, for now we should go find the parents and let them know we're here." Inuyasha responded as he led her throught the maze of people.

"Mom! Dad!" Kagome suddenly called, up ahead of them, looking like royalty even in non-royal clothing, they found their parents.

"Hello son, hey angel!" Inuyasha's father, Inutaisho, greeted the teenagers when they arrived. He always called Kagome angel, Kikyo princess, Ayame a doll, Sango jewel, and Rin little bird. He had called them this since they were children and the girls all loved their nicknames.

"Hi papa," Kagome greeted back, hugging and kissing him and Izayoi (inu's mom), plus Lyn (miroku's mom), Laura (her own mom) Misao (her dad) , Azuma (kagura's dad), Seira (Kagura's mom), Eiko (Kikyo's mom), Nakao (Kikyo's dad), Akane (Ayame's mom) Takeshi (Ayame's dad) , Akio (Shippo's dad), Tailu (Shippo's mom), Arisu (Sango's mom), and Shiru (Sango's dad).

Rin's parents had recently taken a business trip, it had been sudden and they hadn't even told her about it, but they left her a note telling her that she would live with Ayame for the time being and that they would write to her, so far she had received three letters.

"What took you kids so lo-" Izayoi started but was interrupted by a loud yell.

Everyone turned to see that Kagura had taken off her coat….and she was NOT wearing a dress…

(AN: Erase that from your thoughts you pervs…she's not naked! She's just not wearing a dress like all the other girls…hentais!)

"ARGH! YE MATIES WILL 'AVE TE WALK 'DE PLANK! ARGH!" Kagura yelled out.

She was wearing a complete pirate outfit, with tight pants and boots. A white loose pirate shirt hung on her body, the torso of it under a tight leather corset that had buckles and strings attached to it, and the sleeves were loose. The coat she had been wearing had been turned inside out to show a blood red coat with tight sleeves, and more than half of it had been taken off (it can do that) so that it came up till the pit of her arms and no more. (basically it's the exact same outfit that Kate Beckingsale was wearing for the movie Van Helsing)

"All right, all right I get it! You don't like emo music!" Sesshoumaru suddenly yelled out, "we're sorry."

"ARGH! 'Tis more than just yer 'emo music', ye bloody land lubbers.

"KAGURA!" Ayame suddenly yelled out laughing, "what are you doing!"

Her, Kikyo, Sango and Rin had been blindfolded, tied up by rope and Kagura had gotten her sword out and kept shanking them in the stomachs….she looked like a cute little kid! (insert her in cute Chibi form like in Kamikaze Kaito Jean and poking them with sword)

"Ye shall walk the plank….argh!" Kagura answered as she continued to shank them.

"Well what about the guys? Shouldn't they get tied up and made to walk the plank too!" Sango asked while trying to take breaths, which was difficult between the laughter, the rope and the really tight dress.

"No, I don't think so, because then there would be no one left to save you!" A voice suddenly announced.

Looking around for the voices, Kagura was taken by surprise when four figures came DOWN towards her. One came down a chandelier, another slid down one of the columns, one seemed to jump from a high arch, and the fourth came down a rope (where the bloody hell did they get a rope!).

Before she could even move however, the four girls had been whisked away and all that was left behind was wind and a little bit of rope.

T.T "…but…the plank!" Kagura cried, looking sad and downtrodden.


With the girls…(the ones that were just saved)

Out in the balcony, Rin, Ayame, Sango and Kikyo found themselves being held bridal style against four muscular/masculine bodies…hey they weren't complaining!

Taking off her blindfold, Ayame looked up to see her rescuer…

To be met with amazing blue/gray eyes…

"Uhmmm….." Ayame said looking up at the young man.

"You are safe now milady, from the thieving pirates and from the stares of all of the unworthy men in the room, who were surely staring at your radiant beauty." The young man responded.

And Ayame intelligently responded with an "….uhhh," while trying not to drool.

"Um, Ayame? I think you can get off him now…" she heard Kikyo call to her. That's when she realized that her handsome hero was still carrying her.

Blushing prettily, Ayame slid gracefully dislodged herself from the boy, however miserable it made her. Looking around she saw that Rin was standing next to HER rescuer…Shippo. Sango was giving Miroku a kiss for saving her and Kikyo was standing next to uhh….um….hey who is that?

Seeing her bewildered expression the young man who had rescued her stepped in, "My deepest apologies for my lack of manners milady. My name is Kaadaj Rutherford, and that" he said pointing towards (no TO, because that's rude) the dreamboat who was speaking with Kikyo, "is my brother, Eyes Rutherford, and he seems to be quite taken with your friend."

"Yes…I supposed he is," Ayame managed to get out. She looked at him closely and found him to be very similar to his brother, both having mid length silver hair and amazing colored eyes. Although Kadaaj's hair was straighter, while Eyes' seemed to have more volume….either way….total bombshell!

"Ayame Okaimi, please to meet you," Ayame said holding out her hand to shake his.

Instead Kaadaj grabbed her hand and gave her a kiss on the back of it (these guys rock don't they!).

"May I escort you back to ball?" Kaadaj asked with a charming smile.

"Please," Ayame responded, smiling sweetly and followed him and the rest to the inside…making sure that Kagura wasn't anywhere nearby first though.


Back Inside

While all of this was happening with the lovebirds, Kagura had been getting ogled by every available, and some not available, man in the place! She was currently in the middle of a huge crown of men who were either asking for her number, trying to feel her up, buying her drinks, or all three.

"You know…all of this is strangely familiar," Inutaisho said to his friends (all the rest of the parents).

"Yeah, Seira, didn't YOU do something like this when we were kids?" Izayoi asked.

"Well…yes, actually I did, except I was dressed as a cowgirl instead of a pirate." Seira responded looking pensive.

"Yeah, I remember!" Lynn said, "you were getting ogled by all the guys too!"

"Yeah," Seira laughed remembering, "and then Azuma got really jealous and suddenly yelled out-"

"ARGH! STOP STARING AT HER! SHE'S NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!" Sesshoumaru yelled, launching into an attack to defend his girlfriend.

"Yeah, that's EXACTLY what YOU yelled out Azuma," Akane said, "and then Seira got all feminist and screamed-"

"I'M GOING TO RIP YOU TO PIECES!" Kagura yelled, swinging her arms out and sending about eight guys flying from her immediate vicinity. "YOU CHOVANISTIC PIGS, NEVER TOUCH A GIRL IF SHE DOSEN'T GIVE PERMISSION!"

By the time Sesshoumaru had gotten there most of the guys were either unconscious or crawling/limping away…and he was a fast runner!

"Wow, it's like history's repeating itself," Laura said, "except then Azuma asked where the display of strength had come from and Seira had responded-"

"Kagura…where did that come from!" Sesshoumaru said to his girlfriend with an inquisitive look.

"…my feminism? I dunno.." Kagura shrugged and leaped off to say hello to her parents, (still hasn't this whole time).

"….and then…" Akio said in a wierded out voice, " Seira and Azuma went over to say hello to our parents, and Seira said….

"Helloooo mon mere et pere, como cava?" Kagura and Seira said at the same time, Kagura for the first time, Seira for the second time in twenty five years.

"You have unlocked a door," a masculine voice boomed out, "you unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone."

"Do Do Do Do, Do Do Do Do!" A female voice 'do dood'. (it's the little song from the show)

Everyone turned toward the stage to see….Kagome and Inuyasha!

Hey, they were not being noticed anymore, they had to do something! I mean, this story is supposed to be following Kagome, and Inuyasha's name is the title of the bloody series! And all of you never even noticed they were gone did you? (looks accusingly at readers….who bow heads in shame)

Suddenly Sango ran up to the stage.

"BOO!" she yelled and threw a jelly filled doughnut at them. "GET OFF THE STAGE!"

Before it could reach them though, Kagura suddenly popped up and sliced it in half with her sword.

"There you go, your welcome guys!" Kagura called to Inuyasha and Kagome.

"….THAT THING WAS REAL!" Kagome yelled out.

Meanwhile the doughnut had been cut clean in half and landed on the floor.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shippo screamed out dropping to his knees in front of the mutilated sugary treat.

"Quick! GET ME 50 GRAMS OF JELLY! STAT!" He yelled out, cradling the doughnut in his arms.

Ayame, suddenly dressed in a Nurse Joy outfit (POKEMON! WTF!) came running, with an IV full of jelly.

As Shippo worked tirelessly on the doughnut, using all the medicinal bakery skills at his disposal, everyone waited with held breath for the news on Frank (the doughnut now has a name yes).

And yet….the doughnut was….lost.

"WHY GOD! WHY!" Shippo screamed to the sky, tears streaming down his face.

Suddenly Sango popped out.

"Well if you not gonna eat it…." She said and took it and ate it.

Shippo twitched….and then cried

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" he cried as he sobbed for his poor departed doughnut.

"Hey little guy, it's okay!" Eyes said, kneeling next to Shippo and reaching inside his pocket, "look, I'll give you a new one!" He said and showed him the perfect new doughnut with a smile.

Shippo sniffled back his tears and looked at him with watery eyes.

"..A..a..are…you…G..G…GOD?" he asked, looking up at him with a look of awe.

Eyes laughed, "No, I just think that you deserve a doughnut!"

Fingers trembling, Shippo reached for the doughnut just as….Sango came out of nowhere again and stole it!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE JELLY GOODNESS WILL BE MINE!" She yelled as she ran away.

"….NO!" Shippo cried once again.

A few seconds later she came back, and Shippo raised his head hopefully (keep dreaming kid). She went up to Eyes, and whispered something in his ear.

"Oh sure," Eyes said and produced a bottle of milk.

"Thank you very much," Sango said with a smile.

Then….

"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" she laughed again as she ran away.

Suddenly the lights flickered off…courtesy of Miroku.

"Ow…"

"Oh my!"

"What!"

"WHO DID THAT!"

"Hey!"

"PERVERT!" (guess who that one was)

"What's going on?" Kikyo asked, not even being able to see her hand in front of her face.

"It's okay, I have you, don't worry," Eyes said as he protectively stepped up to Kikyo and wrapped her up in his arms (AWW!).

Suddenly Kikyo felt Eyes tense up next to her.

"What's wrong?" She asked him.

"I…I think someone is…pinching my bum," he responded, clearly embarrassed.

Just then the lights flickered back on, (emergency back up generator), and Kikyo and Eyes turned around to see…. Miroku! (we'll who'd u think it was gonna be!)

"MIROKU WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Kikyo asked…he was still 'touching' Eyes.

"OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU!" Miroku screamed.

Kikyo grabbed him and took him to somewhere in the back, leaving a very still shocked Eyes.

"WHAT DID YOU DO YOU PERV!" Kikyo screamed when they were out of hearing range.

"Well I thought, lost of girls, my hand…you know with just the right distraction it could turn into a very good thing.

"Yes," Kikyo said calmly…and then not so calmly screamed, "BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GRAB EYES LIKE THAT FIRST!"

Miroku didn't even know how to respond…

"Um…but…uh…an…and….he…you…IN MY DEFENSE HE'S A VERY PRETTY GUY!" Miroku yelled out.

"ARGH!" Kikyo yelled and gave him three lumps before going back out to find Eyes.

She found him….just as Sango came back.

"DOUGHNUTS!" Screamed Sango tackling him to the ground.

She searched his suit all over, looking for her treat, but could find none!

"WHERE ARE THEY!" she sobbed.

"Um…well…" Kikyo said.

It turns out that the entire time, Kikyo had stood behind Eyes and given him all the doughnuts and milk and such.

"I have a portable refrigerator!" Kikyo announced.

"..HOW!" Inuyasha (yes he's back again!), Miroku, Sesshy, Shippo, Kadaj and Eyes all asked.

"..uhh…Girls purse? Enough said!" Kikyo responded like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"KIKYO! YOU CAN'T GIVE AWAY OUR SECRETS!" Kagome yelled.

"Uhm….hey look at that right behind your backs where if you turn you can't see us!" Ayame yelled out….all the guys turned around. (…yes I know)

Suddenly Kagome latched her right arm with Kikyo right arm and Sango latched her left with Kikyo's left and they backwards dragged her towards the girls bathroom.

By the time all the guys turned around (2.384 seconds later) all the girls were gone…including the moms!

"Hey, where'd they go?" Inuyasha asked looking around.

"Bathroom," Inutaisho responded.

"…why do girls always go in groups?"

"There are some things that even today's greatest minds don't even know." Inutaisho responded, putting a hand on his son's shoulder.

"Well then…no time like the present to find out!" Inuyasha said and rounded up all the guys.


In the bathroom

"Kikyo, you know your not supposed to talk about our advanced technologies…if you do, the men in the world will want to use and abuse them, after all the work women have done to assure them that we're submissive in all ways!" Eiko scolded her.

"Yes, I mean, we're all feminists, but if the men found out how advanced women actually ARE….it would be chaos…plus our intelligence would intimidate them and challenge their machoism." Kagome continued.

"Hey guys….we've got company," Rin suddenly said, "the guys are about ten feet away and coming to spy on us."

"Hmm…" Laura said, "how about we have some fun?"

All of the women in the room smiled back…this was gonna be fun


Guy's POV

Inuyasha and all of the guys came up to the bathroom door, and, being very quiet they listened in with their demon senses.

"Comrades, vee must vegin the meeting," they heard a Russian sounding Laura announce.

"Yes Mistress, ve must begin planning ze downfall of ze men!" Sango cried out.

"Iz the package in place Frauline?" Izayoi asked

"Naturally, who zo joo think you are talking to? An amateur?" Laura responded.

WHAT THE HELL!" Inuyasha thought, looking back at all the guys, he could see that the same thing was going thorough their minds.

"Jes, and ze best thing iz that ve already ave ze azzazzins in place, Eyez and Kaadaj. Between zem they vill be able to…exterminate zem." Kagome said.

All the men outside turned to the boys in question, who had a look of shock and denial on their faces.

Sesshoumaru was about to question them when they heard them talking again.

"Jes….zey suspect nozing….ezept for WHAT THEIR HEARING RIGHT NOW YOU BLOODY MORONS!" Kikyo suddenly yelled, ending in a normal accent again.

"WHAT!" all the men cried…but all they could hear from the bathroom was uproarious laughter.

After they came out of the bathroom, Kikyo took Eyes aside to talk to him.

"So what do you think of my family?" Kikyo asked as they danced a walts.

"They're…."

Suddenly Rin ran screaming towards the window, flinging it open and trying to jump out.

"MOTHER! MOTHER!" she screamed.

Eyes was just about to spring into action when everyone started clapping.

Rin stopped jumping out the window and took a bow.

"And that was my award winning performance of Betty from "THE CRUICIBLE"." Rin said as she bowed.

"Uhmmmm….they're pretty…different." Eyes finally finished.

"Yeah….they are. But that's why I love them.

A little ways away, Kagome and Inuyasha were dancing away.

"So did you have fun tonight?" Inuyasha asked as he dipped her.

"Yeah…although we didn't really spend much time dancing or talking tonight." Kagome responded.

"I know, but we got the rest of the night right?" Inuyasha said as he pulled her up closer to him and she put her face in the crook of his neck. "And I'm not going anywhere."

In the balcony, Miroku and Sango were having a quiet private discussion as she nursed his head in her lap. He had been found out as the guy who pinched all the girls and had felt the wrath of both the women and their boyfriends/husbands.

Kaadaj and Ayame were sitting at the table also having a discussion, getting to know each other and holding hands under the table. (AWW!)

Rin was feeding bits of a doughnut to Shippo and he was praising her acting abilities.

Kagura and Sesshoumaru were dancing also, content to just be in each other's embrace.

As the kids continued in their bliss the parents looked out at them.

"They really are just like us from a few years ago aren't they?" Akane said.

Inutaisho nodded as he looked at the bright ball room. Suddenly in his mind, the ball room burst into flames and he heard screams of horror and pain….and death. He saw himself and all of his friends as the children and he saw history repeating itself, and then, just as suddenly, the vision was gone, and he saw their children again.

"Yes…." Inutaisho said somberly, "but hopefully not exactly like us…."


OHHH! What does that mean? You'll find out next time…all right you guys, this is like 34 pages worth of story, so you guys BETTER review…. A LOT! I worked very long and hard on this. And was bugged constantly by both 'Kikyo' and 'Ayame'.

By the way, Kaadaj is from Final Fantasy VII, Advent Children. And Eyes is from Spiral….they bloody rock so don't make fun of them! Or I'll shank you!

Ok well can't really think of much anything else to say….so please review…and give me some feed back!

Oh and this is part 1 of a 2 part chap….( I know long isn't it!) And for all of those who wanted fluff and romance…there's a little for you.! Byes now!