Chapter 3: Second Arrivals

Smash Mansion, World of Trophies, Sunday, January 23, 1999

The four Smashers that had accepted the invite were sitting down in the living room bored out of their minds.

"So what do you a guys think of a Master Hand?" Mario asked in an attempt to start some small talk.

"Weird," Samus replied.

"Creepy," Link added.

"Could you repeat the question?" DK asked. Mario, Link, and Samus let out a sigh.

At that moment the doorbell rang. Samus stood up from her seat. "I'll get it."

"Sure thing robo dude!" DK said as he ate a banana.

"For the last time, I'm a woman!" As she opened the door, Samus saw standing in front of her...a green dinosaur and a pink puffball.

"Yoshi!" the dinosaur said.

"Poyo!" the puffball added.

"..." (How do I respond to that?) Samus then saw Master Hand in another room. "Hey Master Hand!"

"What is it!?" Master Hand said.

"There's a green dinosaur and a pink puffball at the front door."

"Yoshi and Kirby are here? I'll be right there!" With a snap of his fingers, the hand was at the front door. "Hello there! Welcome to Smash Mansion!"

"This place is a mansion?" Samus asked.

"It's low budget, okay!?"

"Yoshi Yoshi!"

"Poyo!"

"Oh yeah, they can't speak English." Master Hand snapped his fingers, and two circular objects appeared in the hands of Yoshi and Kirby. "Eat these."

"What are those things?" Samus asked.

"You'll see."

Once Yoshi and Kirby swallowed the objects, Master Hand looked at them. "So, how did it taste."

"...Tastes like a delicious strawberry cake!" Kirby said with a smile on his face.

"...Like a delicious apple," Yoshi answered.

It didn't take long for the two to realize they were speaking regularly. "What the-!?"

"Seriously, what were those things?" Samus asked again.

"Isn't it obvious?" Master Hand replied. "They were edible translators! Now Yoshi and Kirby can both speak fluent English."

"Yay!" Kirby exclaimed with joy as he entered the house and ran to the kitchen.

"No!" DK said in extreme sorrow. "Not my bananas!"

"...We should probably stop him before he raids the fridge," Master Hand said.

"Yeah," Samus agreed as both hurried to the kitchen.

"Hello?" Yoshi said to nobody. "Am I invisible or something?"


Monday, January 25, 1999

"I hate Mondays," Fox groggily said as he walked toward the building's front door.

While sleeping the previous night, Fox must have accidentally activated the device. He woke up to find his bed in someone's front lawn. After getting out of bed, he was almost trampled to death by a horde of deer. To make matters worse, he was wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants as pajamas.

The vulpine walked towards the front door and rand the door bell. He was greeted by a red plumber.

"Hello a there," Mario greeted. "How can I a help yo-"

"Is this where the Super Smash Bros tournament is being held?" Fox rudely interrupted.

"Why yes it is. Are you a participating in the tourn-"

"Great." Fox pushed Mario out of his way way as he entered.

(That was a little rude.) Mario thought to himself as he closed the door.

Meanwhile, Fox went to the kitchen to make some breakfast. He opened the fridge and put some waffles in the microwave. While waiting for his food to heat up, the vulpine poured some coffee. However, when Fox went to get his food, he found that a pink puffball had beat him to it.

Kirby was about to eat then remainder of the last waffle when he noticed Fox. "Were you doing to eat?"

"Yeah, I was."

"Sorry!" Kirby handed Fox the remainder of the waffle. The happy puffball then went to another room.

Fox looked at the waffle, took a sip of coffee, then signed. "This has got to be one of the worst days of my life." He then put his head on the table.

...And accidentally put his hand in the hot coffee.

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!"


Tuesday, January 26, 1999

In the living room, Mario, Link, Samus, and Fox (who now had his regular clothes and weapons as well as a bandage on his right hand) were telling stories of their adventures.

Or rather, Link was telling them about his adventures.

"...and then I woke ended up back in the Temple of Time as my adult self, only to meet a mysterious person named Sheik. Then he told me to go the Forest Temple in the Lost Woods to... "

(Shut, up.) Fox thought.

"...I couldn't believe that Saria was the forest sage. I then ended up in front of the Great Deku Tree, were a smaller tree told me I wasn't a Kokiri, but in fact a Hylian."

(Does this story ever end?) Mario thought.

"...which resulted in me going into the Death Mountain Crater to save all the Gorons from being eaten by a fire dragon of sorts. It was there that I..."

"..." Samus was resisting the urge to punch Link in the face.

"...so I went to Zora's Domain, only to find that Ganondorf had frozen it solid. It was in a nearby ice cavern that I saw Sheik yet again, who told me that..."

"Hey Samus," Fox whispered.

"What?" Samus whispered back.

"I'll give you five dollars if you make him shut up."

"I'm trying NOT to do that. You're not helping at all."

Fox let out a silent grunt. "Come on! Just-"

"Could both of a you be quiet!" Mario whispered. "Let me handle this."

"...and thus Kakarito Village was saved from that terrible monster. I then went to the Gerudo Desert in order to-"

"Well Link, that was a great story!" Mario interrupted. "Really inspirational!"

"But I didn't even get to the part about-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Fox exclaimed.

"Could you guys keep it down!" Yoshi yelled as he entered the room. "I'm trying to eat an apple in peace!"

"At least you haven't been listing to his boring story for the past fifteen minutes!"

"My adventures are not boring!" Link argued. "I risked my life!"

"Try leading a team of four into battle against an army, then we'll talk."

"You want to go there, furry?!"

"I just did, cross dresser!"

"It's a tunic!"

"Whatever you say, fairy boy!"

Fox and Link countinued to insult each other as everyone else just watched.

"Did I miss something?" Yoshi asked.

"Nothing important," Samus said.

Meanwhile, at the front entrance, Pikachu was trying to enter.

"Pi!" The Pokémon jumped reaching for the doorknob, but it was too high up to reach. Pikachu was attempting to gain the attention of someone on the inside.

That person was Kirby.

The pink puffball was happily skipping through the foyer without a care in the world.

That is, until he saw DK carrying a bunch of bananas.

(So, much, food.) Kirby thought as he drooled from his mouth.

"Hey Kirbs!" DK said. "How're you doing today?"

"...Can I have a banana?" Kirby asked.

DK just stared at Kirby, then laughed. "Good one kiddo! You have a really good sense of humor!"

Kirby started to sniffle and put on a sad face. "But...but I'm hungry..."

"Sorry, but these bananas are for one ape, and one ape only. Me!"

Suddenly, Kirby grabbed onto DK's leg. "But I want a banana NOW!" He then started to cry uncontrollably.

Back at the front door, Pikachu was now banging on the window. "Pika! Pika!"

Meanwhile, in the living room, Fox and Link were in a fistfight.

"I've seen babies that hit harder than you!" Fox taunted as he punched Link in the jaw.

"Oh please!" Link responded while punching Fox square in the face. "I've seen girls that hit girls that are more dangerous than you!"

"Shouldn't we a do something?" Mario asked with concern.

"I'm with Mario," Yoshi agreed. "We should do something right now."

"Not yet," Samus replied. "Give it another min-"

"CHUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing and looked towards the front door, which had been blown up by something. When the smoke had cleared, Pikachu was seen entering the now door less entryway.

Master Hand floated into the foyer to see what had just occurred. "What the hell happened to my front entrance?!"

Knowing that something bad would happen to him, Pikachu quietly got out of the foyer. At the same time, DK entered the foyer, still trying to get Kirby off of his foot.

Master Hand noticed the ape. "YOU."

"Huh?" DK asked.

"You did this!"

"Did what?"

"Don't play dumb with me! I know you broke the front door!"

"But I just got in this room!"

"That's what they all say! Now suffer the consequences!"

As DK tried to plead for forgiveness, Kirby took the opportunity to let go of the ape's leg, take the entire banana stack without DK noticing, then slowly exited the room while devouring said bananas.


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