Chapter 4: Final Arrivals

Smash Mansion, World of Trophies, Friday, January 27, 1999

"And with that translator," Master Hand explained to Pikachu, "you can now speak fluent English."

"That's nice." Pikachu said. "What now?"

"Why not get to know everyone else here? I'm sure there's someone similar to you."

"Just hope he's not green and wears a dress," Fox muttered.

"For the last time, it's a tunic!" Link exclaimed.

"Both of you, please shut up!" Pikachu said while covering his ears. The Pokémon then left the room.

"Don't think I've forgotten about yesterday," Master Hand said as he looked at Fox and Link.

"Why are you looking at us?" Fox asked.

Master Hand let out a sigh. "Look, just because you can't get along doesn't mean you try to beat each other up mercilessly."

"But it isn't this a fighting tournament?" Link asked.

"...before the actual tournament starts."

Both Smashers gave each other a glare before turning away from each other.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to punish DK for destroying the front door yesterday." Master Hand snapped his fingers and teleported off to someplace else.

"See you around," Fox said as he walked to another room, 'accidentally' bumping into Link while passing him.

(Furry.) Link thought as he turned the other way.

"H-hello?"

Link turned in the direction of the still nonexistent front door. In the opening was a plumber wearing green and had a hat with an 'L' on it. One could say he resembled Mario.

"H-hi a there," Luigi said. "I-is this where the Super Smash Bros tournament is being held?"

"Yeah, it is."

"T-thanks."

As Luigi entered the foyer, Link looked at the plumber for a bit. "As anyone ever told me you look like Mario?"

"W-well, yes. I'm a very similar to my older bro."

"Oh, that's cool," Link replied. Luigi then went to another room. "Wait, what?"


Saturday, January 28, 1999

"So what do you a guys think of my bro?" Mario asked Samus and Link.

"He's really timid and shy," Samus replied.

"That guy studders way too much," Link added. "Seriously, everytime he opens his mouth, he studders at least once."

"Luigi has a always been like that," Mario explained. "He never was very courageous."

(You don't say.) Samus thought sarcastically.

Just then, they heard the other Smashers in the house talking about something. It seemed to be coming from near the front door.

"Hm?" Mario thought as he headed to where the others were. Link and Samus followed.

They saw the other five Smashers looking out the window at some kind of weird blue vehicle.

"What the heck is that thing?" Link asked as the three also looked out the window.

"Beats me," Fox replied. "I think it's some kind of ship."

"That is not a ship!" Pikachu said. "It's totally some kind of high tec car that probably has rare Pokémon in it."

"Maybe it's a portable bakery!" Kirby happily suggested.

"Or a banana store!" DK added.

"W-what if it's an assassin hired to kill us?" Luigi asked with paranoia. Everyone have him a weird look.

"Hey, look! The hatch is opening!" Yoshi said.

Out from the cockpit of the mysterious vehicle was a full grown man. He wore a weird blue outfit, had a yellow scarf, and wore a red helmet.

"What is he, some kind of superhero?" Samus asked.

"Don't be silly," Fox said. "Superheroes only exist in comics." The man was walked up to the newly fixed front door.

"D-does anyone want to get the door?" Luigi asked.

But before anyone could respond...

"FALCON..."

"What was that?" Yoshi asked.

"PAWNCH!"

The newly fixed front door was blasted into a bunch of tiny pieces. "Now THAT'S how to make a freaking entrance!" the man said.

"..." The other Smashers just stood there in complete and utter silence.

"Who the heck are you?" Samus asked, breaking the silence.

"You don't know me?" the man asked as he then let out a laugh. He then went into a pose. "I am Captain Falcon, the best racer in the universe!"

(And I suddenly hate him.) Fox thought.

"I take it that you nine are entering this awesome tournament?" Captain Falcon asked.

"That's a correct," Mario replied. "Welcome to th-"

"Great to hear!" C. Falcon inturupted. "And I expect that you all think you'll win?"

"Of course we do!" Pikachu exclaimed. "That's why we-"

C. Falcon laughed hysterically. "Oh please! There's no way a scrub like YOU could possibly win this tournament!

Pikachu started charging up electricity.

"Hell, only two of you are an actual challenge, and that's the furry (Fox: "Hey!") and the robot!"

"I'm a woman," Samus said.

"...Say what?"

"I said that I'm woman."

"...Seriously?"

"Yeah."

"...And these guys are your friends?"

"Most of them are." (For reasons beyond my comprehension.)

The F-Zero racer stood upright and patted Pikachu on the head. "You should have said that before! What I meant to say way that you are all the best fighters in the world!" He then looked at Fox. "And you're totally not a furry!"

"Uh...thanks?" Fox said with lots of confusion.

"Anywho, I'll see you around, Samus!" C. Falcon said. He then gave her a wink and walked to a different room.

"Was be just hitting on me?" Samus asked.

"I think he was," Fox replied.

"..."

"Well this is awkward," Pikachu commented.


Sunday, January 30, 1999

"...and that's why I want him kicked out," Samus explained to Master Hand.

"You just met Falcon, and you already want him kicked out?" Master Hand questioned. "That doesn't make any sense at all."

"I just said why."

"And those were a few perfectly good reasons. But I can't just kick one guy out just because one person doesn't like him."

"Fox and Pikachu agree with me on this."

"Still no."

"I'm pretty sure the others want him out as well; they're don't want to say it."

"You have no proof of that."

Samus let out a grunt.

"Look, I hate him as much as you do, but just give the guy a freaking chance."

"...Fine." Samus started to exit the room.

"One last thing," Master Hand added. "If he actually does manage to piss you off, please sucker punch him."

"I'll be sure to remember that."

Meanwhile, at the once again open front door was Ness.

"Hello?" Ness asked. "Is anybody here?"

Pikachu then walked by the front door, noticing Ness. "Hello there!"

"Hi. How are you doing today?"

The Pokémon was shocked at how calm Ness was. "You're not surprised that I'm talking?"

"No."

"Not even a little?"

"Nope. Why are you asking?"

"It's just that most people would probably be freaked out if they saw someone like me talking, and yet you don't see at all phased."

"I have reasons," Ness replied. "Very weird reasons. By the way, I'm Ness. What's your's?"

"My name is Pikachu. It's nice to meet you Ness!"

As the two countinued to talk, they failed to realize that Jigglypuff was in the room.

"Where do you come from?" Pikachu asked.

"I'm from this town called Onett. What about you?"

"Viridian Forest."

"You live in a forest? I guess that's cool."

"Of course it's cool! I can always play in the sun or relax in the shade in a really big area!"

"Wow! I should visit that forest someday."

"I'll be waiting for you! Just remember that I'm the only Pokémon that can talk."

Jigglypuff was getting really annoyed that nobody was acknoledging her, so she decided to do the one thing she did best.

She started singing.

"~Jiiiiiigglypuuuuuuuff, Jiiiiiigglyyyyyyyyyyypuuuuuuuuff~"

"What was that?" Ness asked.

Pikachu immedietly recognized the sound. "Quick! Cover your ears!"

"Why?"

"Because if you don't you'll-" Before he could finish, the Pokémon fell fast asleep. Shortly after, Ness was also in a deep slumber.


One hour later...

Ness woke up to the sight of Fox chuckling.

"What's so funny?" Ness asked.

"N-nothing!" Fox answered as he countinued to hysterically laugh.

Suddenly, Pikachu woke up abuptly. "-fall fast asleep!"

"A little late on that." Ness watched as Fox watched countinued to laugh. "What's up with him?"

"..."

"Pikachu?"

The Pokémon was looking in a mirror, it's face hidden from view.

"Pikachu are you-" He then looked in the mirror with horror.

On both of their faces were the words 'I pee my pants.' written in Sharpie

Pikachu looked towards the ceiling and screamed, "JIGGLYPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF!"


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