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I gaped, open mouthed and wide eyed at Emmett and Alice. What were they thinking, me and the forest never get along and now they wanted me to live in it for a period of time, this was going to be bad and I didn't need to be a psyhic to know that.

"Alice, why camping?" I asked, I wanted to know why she would choose something so life threatning.

"Because you need more human experience and since you've never been camping we're all going to go." She smiled at me like she just won the nobel prize.

"Edward, did you know about this?" I knew arguing with Alice wouldn't work but I might be able to persuade Edward.

"Yes." Was he short answer, I glowered at him. Now my only chance out of Alice's insane plan was agreeing with the insane plan.

"Is this some sort of belated April fools joke?" I really hoped it was. Emmatt snickered and Jasper looked like he wanted to laugh.

"Bella, honey. This is not a joke or anything of the sort. The family decided they wanted to go camping-" Esme started to say.

"Who counts as 'the family' because I sure as heck did not decide to go camping. It's such a human thing to do." Rosalie interuppted yet again. Her comment seemed to deflate Emmett alittle, my bet was he was extremely excited about this.

"Rosalie." Esme scolded. " Bella we all want to go camping." she looked at Rosalie and me once before rephrasing her sentence. "Okay Carlisle, Emmett, Alice, Edward and Jasper want to go camping and it would be nice if the WHOLE family would come." She finished looking at just Rosalie and me.

"Fine I'll go, but Edward if you think this is making me happy your sadly mistaken and Alice I'll get you back for this." I huffed and crossed my arms tightly around my chest as I heard Alice's bell like laugh.

"Bella your memory sometimes amazes me, have you already forgotten i'm psyhic?" I glared at her, was she now making fun of my intelligence? I could feel Edwards cool ahnd rubbing what he thought were comforting circles in my back, but they just irked me more.

"When are we going?" I said through my teeth, this seemed to make everyones smiles gorw bigger.

"Well we're leaving in about an hour." Alice replied as she bounced in her chair like a crazed child hyped up on candy. I groaned but stood up and headed for the door. As I reached the door I felt two strong arms wrap around my waist.

"Bella why are you leaving?" Edward whispered low and seductivly in my ear, I could feel a blush slowly creeping onto my face, was I not suppose to go home and get my stuff?

"I was going to pack" I stated but it came out more like a question. He chuckled low in my ear.

"Silly Bella do you think Alice would tell you about camping without packing you clothes?" He started kissing my neck slowly moving up to my jaw and back down again, he did this three times before I could shake my head. My thoughts and body turned to complete mush when ever he touched me; especially kissed me. I felt him leading me up the stares but I was to busy focusing on breathing to notice much more than that. Edward silently set me on the bed and sat down beside me.

"What?" I asked, as he stared at me unmoving. My only answer were hips lips capturing mine. The kiss started out like most of them controlled and gentle, but I wasn't having that I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him closer to deepen the kiss. suprisingly he didn't pull away or tell me I was going to be the death of him, he responded. It was another kiss I could add to the short list of them that went past his boundries and I loved every minute of them. Aruptly Edward pulled away, his eyes shining with love.

"Alice is about to come in." Was all he said before the short pixie vampire bounced in a complete wardrobe and make-up kit in her arms.

"Get out Edward me and Bella have some 'outdoors women' make overing to do." Edward kissed me one last time before leaving the room, growling at Alice as he passed.

"Alice I don't want to wear whatever you ahve in your hands and I don't need make-up for the woods. First of all I can't look better then Rosalie, Esme and you and second of all its a waste." Alice stood there staring at me while I talked.

"Are you finished yet?" She asked slightly annoyed. I nodded. "Okay then chnage into these and then I'll do your hair and make-up." I stared at the clothes she gave me, they were decent clothes just a normal t-shirt and a pair of capris. This was new Alice actually got me clothes that looked comfortable, but I had to have them on to judge.

"Fine I'll wear these, I'll let you do my hair but no make-up got it?" Her face fell into a pout but she nodded anyways. I went to the bathroom and changed. After that it took Alice a record time of five minutes to finish my hair. I looked in the mirror and I actually looked like I've been camping before it was weird.

"Thanks Alice." She beamed at me before skipping towards the door.

"We're leaving in ten minutes Bella so hurry up and get you butt downstairs." I slowly followed the happy little vampire downstairs, tripping only once while coming down. When I made it all the way down I found myself in Edward's arms, I took a deep breath and sighed. This was going to be an interesting weekend.

"Are you ready to go, love. Me and you are riding with Alice and Jasper in the volvo and the rest are going in Rosalie's M3." His cold finger reached under my chin and lifted my head up so his lips could touch mine.

"I'm ready as I'll ever be." I answered glumly. "But if Alice is going to play survivor barbie with me all weekend I'm running away, I'll vote myself ofe the island." Edward rolled his eyes at me,

"Bella why do you think this is going to end up horribly?" He asked, laughter in his tone.

"When has anything that Alice planned not turned out bad for me?" I countered.

"Good point." He said laughing harder as he grabbed our suitcases in on hand and me in the other. I couldn't even begin to imagine the horror I was in for but Emmett helped my imagionation.

"Strip Poker when we get there!"


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