It all belongs to Stephenie Meyer, but I'm positive you already know that.

Rosalie stood in the middle of the valley holding a jar of bugs. Beside her was skimpy clothing, honey and make up, lots of make-up. I looked at Alice, worried about her state of mind. What did she really plan on doing? I had hoped it would be something innocent but again what could I expect when it was Alice and Rosalie. Alice was grinning like a cheshire cat, which reminded me greatly of Alice in wonderland. If only Alice was that innocent and kind...yeah right.

"Okay Bella all you have to do is scream bloodly murder and Edward will come running. He will try to comfort you because you're now terrified of bugs." She gestured towards the jar and continued. "I want you to somehow pin him to the ground. That will be mine and Rosalie's signal to come in, with you ontop of him and Rosalie holding him down, he won't beable to move with out hurting you, so, of course he'll stay still." It seemed as though Alice had planned this out very well, I was amazed she kept it from Edward so well. "I will apply makeup and we'll escort him back to the camp, where we will take many pictures. This is only phase one. In seeing Edward, Emmett will become paranoid and scared. That is all you need to know for now." I nodded my head to show her I understood. I walked towards Rosalie and the jar of bugs.

"Do I have to wear these clothes?" I asked pointing to the clothes laying neatly on the rock. The both smiled at me and nodded. There was no point in arguing they would just win, or force me into them either way it was a waste of time and energy on my part. I grabbed the blue short tight dress and walked towards the trees.

"Aww Rose shes growing up so fast. Look how she learns and accepts things." I heard Alice croon. I turned my head to stick my tongue out before hiding behind a tree to change. I came out and was instantly bombarded by Alice. After she was done with playing doll, she pulled out a mirror and I would have to say I looked amazing, well for a human, I still didn't hold a candle to Alice and Rosalie. My hair was swept up into a pony tail but it shimmered in the moonlight, my skin pale as ever looked perfect and flawless. My makeup was natural but brought out my eyes.

"I might hate having you use me as a doll Alice, but I can't say you don't do a good job, you're like a miracle worker." She smiled once more before her face fell into a serious mask.

"Okay Rosalie release the bugs. Bella stay still and remember scream like you're being murdered." I nodded once, bugs were never my favourite things they really actually creeped me out. I stood stock still and watched as Rosalie dumped giant spiders opver my feet. I could feel them crawling all over my skin and it was the gorssest thing I've ever experienced. As I was told to do I screamed, loud and shrill. It only took Edward ten seconds to reach me and have me in his arms.

"Bella are you okay? what's wrong?" His topaz eyes bored into mine as his hands ran over my body searching to see if everything was fine.

"I'm fine. But a spider was crawling over my feet and it scared me. Sorry for making you come over here." I was definitly trying to juice up the scared, sorry fiance role, Alice would be proud. His eyes went from fear and concern, to amusment in an instant.

"You're scared of spiders?" He asked, but I heard the laughter underneath.

"Not scared." I said, slightly annoyed by his laughter. "It was just surpising." I huffed and walked away from him amd sat on the ground. I loved how oblivious he was. He followed me his walk graceful and quiet. He lay beside me, grabbing my hand and rubbing cicles with his thumb on the back of my hand. I only had one opportunity to do this right. I pushed my self up and straddled his waist. I breifly caught a glimpse of shock cross his face before he masked it.

"Bella, what are you doing." He asked, curiosity and dissapproval in his tone.

"this." Was all I said before leaning over and kissing him. At first he didn't react but soon enough his hands were in my hair, on my back, holding my thigh. It was an amazing feeling which was slightly clouded over with guilt for betraying such a perfect creature, but not enough to stop. Suddenly Edward became tense underneath me and I saw Alice at his face and Rosalie was beside me holding him down. I grinned at him, the suprise and comprhension on his face was priceless. I felt the growl in his throat building up as Alice pulled out her make-up bag.

"Bella." He said in a calm controlled voice. "You betrayed me..to these two." It always seemed that he knew just what to say to make me feel bad.

"I'm sorry Edward but they're very...persuasive." I said, as I kissed his cheek. It suprised me he wasn't even fighting.

"More like corrupting, they corrupted my sweet, innoent Bella." He mumbled, unaware that I heard him. That stung a little but I knew better than to listen to him anymore.

"We didn't corrupt her innocence Edward, you are going to do that." Rosalie said, which wasn't the smartest idea. Edward finally put up a fight and managed to set me on the ground and fight off both Rosalie and Alice.

"You girls want a war with the boys we'll give you one. I suggest watching your back. Bella please come with me now, it is well past midnight and you need your sleep." I started towards him, knowing it was best not to make him more angry.

"No no no." Alice tsked, she grabbed my arm and pulled me back. "Edward if its a war you want it's a war you'll get but Bella is a girl so shes on our team and we wouldn't want her fratinizing with the enemy now would we." Edward smiled, actually smiled at Alice and shook his head.

"Fine Alice, but in two days time you better give me my fiance back, and she better be the same." He stalked away in the forest.

"You know you love the clothes shes in." Alice said to his retreating back. I turned to Alice worried that Edward was angry.

"Bella Edward is not angry at you, but he is at Rosalie and me. He actually finds it comical that you are actually up for this." I sighed, happy that he wasn't angry. Alice picked me up and we made it back to the campsite in record time. ON the opposite side of the campfire sat the boys all smiling. I was suddenly worried about what was going to happen over the next two days and I knew it wasn't going to be good.

"Good-night everyone." I walked towards my tent stopping only to kiss Edward. "I still love you even if you are planning on tricking me." I said in his ear before continuing to walk.

"Jasper if you try what I see in my vision, you'll be very sorry." I heard Alice say absentmindedly. Jasper must have asked Edward what she was thinking for Edward said;

"You won't beable t touch her for three months..oh and Emmett that also goes for you." This was going to be a very interesting couple of days, was my last coherant though before I fell into a dream filled sleep.


This chapter, wasn't that funny, but it did serve it's purpose to start the battle of the sexes. Sorry if it's dissappointing. Thanks for all the wonderful reviews. And an extra thanks to Cullen Ninja and Peppermint Sprinkles who both reviewed numerous times.

Again Hope everyone had an awesome holiday.

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