Ok, I took longer than I expected. But here it is. This is not going to be a musical nor the rest of the story, but I may make Can You Feel the Love Tonight an exception, if you fans (and critics) want me too. Marry Christmas to all.
(Going to have a Christmas reference and a cartoon-style reference.)
All Spyro characters are owned by Activision.
The three Apes have landed a hundred miles away from where Terrador his tail at them. The three landed and rolled yards and impacted into a rusty, ruined building that was near the castle. They all tripped and stubbled on each other and landing and piled over each other. Then they struggled to get off each other.
"Er, those wimpy dragons," shouted Assassin. "I won't be able to swing a feather for a month."
"A month is approximately thirty days," said the Conductor. "And according to the calendar, we wouldn't fight for thirty days. Dragons would come up and beat us up, and we will be unable to fight back. Which would mean we would have to use lighter weapons…"
"OH, SHUT UP WITH THE RESULTS!" snapped Assassin.
"And a bone fracture would be caused by…AAHH!"
Assassin jumped on the Conductor and they both were pounding each other with their bare arms.
"Take this, and this and this this this aaaaand thiiiiis, you stupid math teacher!"
Gaul, who was on a boulder, heard the two Apes fighting each other.
"Would you idiots give it a rest!?" shouted Gaul.
Assassin jumped back while the Conductor was thumping on a ruined house he and Assassin bumped into.
"Well, he started it," said Assassin, blaming the Conductor.
"Just look at all of us," said Gaul, walking down to the two Apes. "No wondering we are getting rusty metals and worthless metals that are very pointless in pointless entrainment."
"Er, I hate boring entertainments."
"I agree there. And if it weren't for the dragons, we wouldn't be running the circus joint."
"Man, I hate dragons and their breaths," said Assassin.
"So bigger," said Gaul.
"And scaly," said Assassin.
"And are they LOOWW- INTELLIGENT!" the two Apes and burst into laughter.
"Oh, surely we dragons can't be that bad!" said a voice that caught them offguard.
It was Malefor standing on the castle. His appearance made the Apes sign in relief.
"Oh, Malefor its just you," said Gaul, very relieved. "I'm glad you weren't someone body important."
"Very much like Ignitus," said Assassin.
"It would seem so," said Malefor, distorted.
"Now that's one dragon I can't stand," complained Assassin. "A fire dragon I couldn't stand in the least."
"If I hear that name and my spine just shiver," said Gaul.
"Ignitus," said the Conductor.
Gaul shivered just like he said. He ducked and cradled himself.
The Conductor laughed and he kept saying Ignitus three more times, making Gaul shiver in anger.
"You idiot!" shouted Gaul, banging his rusty hammer on the Conductor's head. "I don't know who's the worse: the fire-breathing dragon or your brains."
"Well, take this," said the Conductor, thumping Gaul back. But Gaul jumped back and bumped right into Assassin. The Conductor jumped forward and all three Apes brawled with bare hands.
Malefor was distorted.
"I can't believe I'm with a pack of idiots," he said, rubbing his claws on his horns.
The three Apes stopped fighting, holding each other by the other Ape's throat.
"Idiots?" said Assassin.
"I wouldn't say that, charmed friend," chocked Gaul.
"I'm amused," said Malefor, sarcastically.
"But I like. You may not be a king, but you are so amusing. And you did us anything useful today, old buddy, old pal? Huh? Did-ya-did-ya-did-ya?"
Assassin, Gaul, and the Conductor have released their grips and looked at Malefor.
"I don't think you really deserve these hammers," said Malefor, holding out a trio of axe-bladed hammers. "I sent those four dragons to you and you couldn't even touch them with a forty-foot pole."
Malefor dropped the weapons and the Apes crowed around the hammers, knocking each other out of the way.
"Well, we would have done away with them if the Dragon Guardians didn't come to their rescue," said Gaul. "What are we are going to do with them? First kill them?"
Malefor smiled evilly.
"Yes, we will. And I have the perfect plan for that."
The three Apes looked at Malefor, confused.
Malefor flew all the way down, and landed on top of the three.
"First we're going to lure Spyro into to the Twilight Falls and then create a chaotic stampede throughout the Dragon Realms."
