Stephenie Meyer is the wonder genius behind this story.

"Emmett Cullen! I might have to listen to you for the next couple of hours but on Bella's wedding day, it's fair game. You will never know what hit you." She whirled around and headed towards me and Alice. "Come on girls we were going to go inside." Her voice was tight with extremely forced calm. Not wanting to get hurt, Alice and scurried after her, throwing the guys scolding looks before opening the door. We walked into the living room and there were no parents insight. it seemed like luck was with us for now.
I didn't want to be the one to explain to my mother why Rosalie was in her bra and why Edward, Emmett and Jasper were covered in mud. Unfortunately our luck only lasted about 5 seconds when all the parents came around the corner from the kitchen and into the living room, chatting happily, that is, until there eyes found Rosalie..

"What happened Rosalie?" Esme asked, shock in her tone. My mothers face was priceless, it was mix between shock, amazement, horror, and laughter.

"Emmett is what happened." She huffed before walking up the stairs a little too fast.

"Alice what happened." Carlisle asked, his more reliable daughter.

"Well, Emmett threw dirt at Rosalie's shirt. Rosalie got all angry and told him to take it to the dry cleaners. So being Emmett he took it off her. That about sums it up, right Bella?" She turned to me with innocent eyes.

"Yeah." What was Alice doing now? Before I could ask her the boys all came in, dirt and all. Alice smiled triumphantly, I saw that she purposefully forgot to mention the boys tumble in the dirt, this was going to be an interesting conversation.

"Edward, Jasper and Emmett, what in the world happened to your clothing?" Esme asked. I finally got a better look at them. Edward's knees were grass stained and muddy with splotches of dirt scattered across his clothing and skin. Emmett looked even worse; his clothing were covered in dirt and grass and his hair was a pile of dirt up on top his head since each strand seemed to be
coated in a layer of mud. Jasper was the cleanest, but his shirt was ripped exactly like Alice said it would be.

"Edward tackled me." Emmett said before the other two could even open their mouths. I saw my mothers eyes widen and turn to face Edward.

"Emmett provoked me." Was Edward's answer. If he was in my mothers good books before he was slowly getting erased from it. I shook my head in complete disbelief. Their all over 90-years-old and still acting like ten-year-olds.

"I tried to break them up." Came Jasper's answer. Alice turned and glared at her husband, who coward underneath her eye. "Fine I joined the fight because it looked fun." I loved how the guys supposedly had all the power but still coward when it came to their wives.

"Renne I am so sorry you had to witness this." Esme apologized. "Would you like to go out and look at the lawn? It is where the wedding ceremony is being held." My mother nodded and the two women took off to the back of the house.

"Rosalie put on a shirt and boys clean up because supper's in an hour." Carlisle said, his statement was met by a series of groans.

"Carlisle do we seriously have to eat...human food?" Jasper asked, disgust heavy in his tone. Carlisle nodded his head and turned to follow the ladies who already left the house.

"Jasper go have a shower and put on the clothes I left on our bed." Alice said. Jasper grabbed her hand and they both took off up stairs. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Emmett and Rosalie leave the room too. I felt Edward come up behind me and press a delicate kiss into my hair.

"We're getting married tomorrow." I said, the reality finally sinking in as I stood in Edward's arms. I was going to be married to Edward, the Greek god, who was too perfect for me. How was this possible? I was going to spend the rest of eternity with my perfect half.

"We're getting married tomorrow." Edward repeated quietly like it was sinking into his mind too. Before I could say anything else, I was pushed backwards and landed softly on the living room couch. I small shocked gasp managed to escape my lips before Edward captured them. Instantly, without a single thought, I raised my hands into his hair pulling him closer towards me. The boundary lines he had so carefully put in place did not seem to matter to either of us for that brief second. The kiss shattered all thought and burned through my nerve ends. Every place he touched my body seemed to ignite with fire, his lips urgent and hard against mine. Of course it would be at a moment of complete and utter bliss that Jasper and Alice would decide to waltz in.

"Bella!" Alice said in a sing-song voice. I groaned into Edward's mouth and we pulled apart, enough to look at the tall blond and short pixie.

"You shouldn't be doing that on a couch in an open room, your mother could walk in." She skipped over to our sides and sat gracefully on the floor, Jasper followed at a slower tempo sitting beside Alice to look at us.

"We have come to discuss how to avoid eating food. Any ideas Edward?" Jasper asked, in his peaceful, serene tone. Edward sat up and placed me on his lap, gently rubbing my arms.

"Well we could just take a little bit of food and discreetly hide the rest." Alice shook her head and the vampires went back to thinking.

"You could just eat it." I suggested but my suggestion was met by disgusted looks.

"While you boys think, me and Bella need to go over wedding stuff." Alice piped up before running upstairs, excitment in her every move

"I thought we were the ones with the control," Jasper asked Edward. Edward shrugged, than bent down to kiss my neck.

"It is unnatural for you to demand things of your wife. You never do Jasper." Edward answered like it was the easiest possible conclusion in the world. Alice came down carrying a brown leather wrapped book, which held colorful paper, designs, and pictures.

"Alice why don't you just tell us the vision you have of us not eating human food." Jasper asked.

"I can't until you make a decision." She said quickly before flipping open the wedding book. I was thankful that it was the right one this time. A small wedding to be held outside was what I wanted. Lilies and white roses would cover much of the surface a small cake would be made for the human guests. I smiled at Alice as I flipped through the book, it was absolutely perfect. I loved how Alice just knew it made things so much more simple.

"Kids! Supper!" Esme called, Alice scooped up the book and grabbed my hand, pulling me into the kitchen as we followed our lovers. Their table was covered in plates and cutlery, while a delicious looking chicken sat in the middle ready to be cut and served.
Beans and corn were off to the side and a basket of fresh buns sat closest to me. I turned to see Edward take the seat beside me and scowl at his food. With a quick glance around the table I noticed they all had the same scowl on their faces but Carlisle and Esme.

"Thank you so much for inviting me to stay Esme." My mother said politely. Esme said thanks and we all dug into the food. I watched as the Cullen's food seemed to magically disappear form their plates never once touching their mouths. Their drinks on the other hand were a different story since there was no way for them to hide those. I watched in amusement as they drank the milk and juice. All I could do to stop myself from laughing was take a big mouthful of the chicken. I looked at Edward just as I saw him toss a pice of chicken at Jasper's head, making Jasper fall out of his chair in suprise. The whole table broke out in laughter as Jasper struggled to right himself. Edward sat still holding his galss of milk and smiling ruefully. Jasper glared once before straightening his chair and returning to the conversation he was having with Alice.

"That was absolutely amazing Esme." I said when I had finished. "You would give Edward a run for his money." Esme smiled brightly at me, knowing I had gave her a wonderful compliment.

"I agree this was wonderful." My mother said. Everyone had finished their meals and Jasper and Alice were cleaning up, whispering things to each other as they worked, by the smiles on their faces and the horrified one on Edward's I knew it was nothing I wanted to hear.

"Well boys it's time to pack up and leave these beautiful women to their own chatter." Carlisle said standing up and kissing his wife. "We'll be back for the wedding, hopefully on time and not early." His last comment was directed towards Edward, who looked shocked and flabergasted at the accuastion. The girls walked the boys to the door, each carrying an unnecessary bag of
clothes and toothbrushes.

"See you tomorrow Edward." I said and he walked over to kiss me goodbye.

"I love you." He whispered.

"I love you too, why else would I marry you so willingly?" I asked, he stared at me for a moment before saying 'good-point' and with those words the boys all turned and filled into Carlisle' Mercedes. I turned to face Alice.

"I assume you have a huge plan for tomorrow that involves getting the boys back?" I asked her. She grinned wickedly before nodding.

"They'll never know what hit them. That is we'll be good untill your wedding is done, but after..." She said before her and Rosalie broke into identical smiles. I looked at my mom and rolled my eyes.


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