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Dear Thranduil,
This is definitely Elrond, not somebody else or anything. Well, um I kind of need Aragorn's horse back because he left it at your palace so ummmm send it or something. And I need the candy that the kitchen staff promised him too.
From
Elrond
Dear Elrond,
I thought that you once said to me that you love the art of perfect grammar. Aare you ill? You didn't seem yourself in that letter. Also, I sent the horse and candy. You should get it in a few days.
Sincerely,
Thranduil of Mirkwood
Dear Thranduil,
I am most certainly not ill, and I did say that once. I never make grammatical mistakes in my letters, so I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Thank you for the horse, although I do not remember requesting it.
Yours truly,
Elrond of Rivendell
Dear Elrond,
I need money. I have a debt that I haven't paid yet and I have to clean stables for a month if I don't pay it.
From
Thranduil the Elven King
Dear Thranduil,
Your country has the largest wine and diamond trade in Middle-Earth. Why you would need my money is beyond me.
Yours truly,
Elrond of Rivendell
Dear Elrond,
What are you talking about? I never asked you for money.
Sincerely,
Thranduil of Mirkwood
Dear Thranduil,
I have a suspicion that not all of the letters sent were written by ourselves. I enclosed your letter asking for money, look at it closely. Compare this letter to your own handwriting.
Yours truly,
Elrond of Rivendell
Dear Elrond,
You were right. Legolas admitted to sendiing you a letter asking for money since I told him that if he didn't pay me back for the 50 pieces of gold I had to send you he would be cleaning stables for a month. Estel was probably in on it too.
Sincerely,
Thranduil of Mirkwood
Dear Thranduil,
Estel confessed as well. I now keep my stationery well out of his reach so that this incident does not ever happen again. I found a very appropriate punishment for Estel as well. He will be entering an apprenticeship with Lindir to learn about long, boring poetry.
Yours truly,
Elrond of Rivendell
Dear Elrond,
What an excellent idea. As soon as Legolas has finished his month of stable cleaning, I am sending him to Erebor to learn the niceties of living with smelly, loud, rude, and arrogant dwarves.
Sincerely,
Thranduil of Mirkwood
Dear Lord Elrond,
I am very sorry that I forged a letter asking you for money. It was very wrong and I will never do it again. I hope that this incident will not discourage you from inviting me to Rivendell again.
My apologies,
Legolas Thranduillion
Dear King Thranduil,
I am sorry for pretending that I was Elrond and asking you for candy that the staff never actually promised me. It won't happen again. Please invite me back to Mirkwood soon.
From
Estel, Ellessar, Aragorn, you know all the rest.
