Now here is where things will get awkwardly, insane, and… DEADLY. Cynder and Sunburn meet Whirlwind, Stealth Elf, and Ignitor with Spyro caught in a great conflict: Cynder or Whirlwind.
There is a joke: fryer and friar. (Ignitor.)
All rights belong to Actvision.
Ignitor and Sheath Elf were walking on the island where the Core of Light is, thinking of what to start the day with.
"What should we do today? Go fishing? Go fry some sheep?"
"Or fry some s'mores," suggested Stealth Elf.
"Ah, that sounds like a good idea, fry some—wait—What?"
Ignitor turned to see the green elf holding a stick of three marshmallows over his fiery head; his head was melting the marshmallows.
"Hey, get that off me, elf!" he shouted, shaking his hands at the marshmallows, if he was swiping away flies.
"Ok fryer Ignitor."
"What you call me!? Did you call me a friar? A friar? I am no monk; I am a knight."
"A knight fryer."
"I am no knight monk; I am a fry… I am a flaming knight."
"A flaming, fryer knight that lights up the night sky."
Ignitor began stomping, pounding, and shouting in a great temper. He was swinging his sword around while Stealth Elf was leaning against a tree, being entertained by Ignitor's eruption. He stopped and starred and pointed his flaming sword at the elf that didn't flinch.
"I swear, if I hadn't made that promise I made to the elves of burning you, I would fry you now and make your elf family eat your meaty body without them knowing."
"And if I didn't make that promise to not douse you out with ice burgs, I would have done it. Only to see you not ignite your fire for a hundred years."
Ignitor was really starting to lose his temper.
Suddenly, there was a screeching scream shouting in the air. It sounded like an eagle's bird cry that ate the spiciest chilies.
"What was that? A dying bird?" asked Ignitor.
The distorted screams started to grow louder and drawing closer to them.
The duo saw a faint burning light behind some bushes. As it grew brighter, so did the fainted voices. They both had their weapons drawn and slowly moved towards the bushes. Once they got closer, they peaked over the bushes to see what was coming.
The voices clearer and began to shout: "HELP! INSANE DRAGON! HELP!"
In a quick dash, a red-scaled, fiery-winged, eagle-beaked creature came whelping from the bushes, knocking into both Ignitor and Stealth Elf.
The both of them stumbled across a strange looking creature that had the features of an eagle's head, the body of a dragon and a phoenix.
Ignitor ran over to the creature and shouted: "What are you?"
The strange phoenix-like dragon creature grabbed Ignitor and shook him like a doll and shouted: "INSANE DRAGON IS GOING TO SKIN ME!"
"Er, wh-wh–what a-a-a-a-are yy-y-y-ou-ou-you t-ta-lk-lking ab-ab-ab-ab-out-out-out-out?" asked a doll-shaking Ignitor.
The creature pointed towards the bushes and shouted loudly: "HER!"
A dark, shadowy, misty black dragon in shrouding black clouds and glaring white eyes popped out from the bushes.
"You think you can escape from me?" the dragon said, in a female dark, soggy, distorted, echoic voice.
The creature panicked and flapped his wings real hard, dropping Ignitor while he was flying away.
The dark dragon lunged for the creature and brought him down.
"You, Sunburn, are going to pay for what you did to me," the dragon stated.
The red creature was really panicking.
Ignitor got up and aimed his flaming sword up high and roared: "Now this is what we can do today: Fight! Now the fight is up. And let's do this. LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEERKIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!"
Ignitor's fire went from an annoyed fryer to an erupting volcano, blasting machine and charged at the dark dragon and the strange red creature, intending to strike both.
"Hey, get out of here," said the dark dragon. In one a snap of her claws, she flung the charging flaming knight if he was just a pebble.
"Whhhhhoooooooooaaaaaaaaa!" yelled the soaring dim-lighted metal knight, disappearing into the horizon.
"Well, there goes the Element of Surprise," complained the elf, drawing her twin daggers. "Time into stealth mode."
She ran towards the shadow dragon with a great speed.
The shadow dragon heard the sounds of running footsteps coming towards her. She swung her shadowy tail towards the coming footsteps of Stealth Elf. But for Stealth Elf with great reflexes of a ninja, she flipped and dodged right over the whipping tail. She landed with both feet on the ground and charged again at the shadow dragon.
Then shadow dragon turned her attention towards the new threat instead of a sun burning weakling, which gave the dragon-bird some time to hide some bushes in order to hide from the conflict.
Stealth Elf charge with great speed dodged any attack. She struck with her two daggers at the shadowy dragon. For minutes, Stealth Elf was putting up a speeding, stealthy fight.
"Time for you take a bony break, little imp?" echoed the shadowy dragon, her wing smashed down on the dashing elf like a smashing boulder.
Stealth Elf was knocked out by a smashing hit.
The shadowy dragon turned her glowing eyes towards the hybrid hiding in the bushes. "You may fly or run, but you can't hide from me." With a wave of her wings, the bushes' roots moved away, to reveal the hiding dragon-bird kneeling down.
"Pathetic hybrid bird! You thought you could get away while my back was turned? No one can hide from me."
"Hey, I am not a half bird, I'm half phoenix."
"A half cowardly phoenix. Won't my master be proud me of this."
"Ma-master?" shivered the dragon-phoenix hybrid.
"My master is no other than the great king Male—AAHHHH!"
Just then, Whirlwind came flying over the nearest edges of the floating island the two intruding creatures were on and whipped her tail at the dark dragon.
The dark dragon rolled and trembled across a hundred yards on solid dirt.
"You alright?" she asked, while looking at the dragon.
"Yes," the strange-looking hybrid, awestruck by her beauty.
The dark dragon sent an electric beam right at the unicorn-dragon hybrid. Whirlwind moved out of the way right on time, avoiding the shocking attack. Whirlwind sent a bright rainbow beam back towards the dragon.
The dark dragon was hurled back towards the furthest edges of the floating island.
Now that the evil dragon was some lengths away, Whirlwind turned towards her injured elf friend. Whirlwind walked over to an injured Stealth Elf and healed her with a glowing horn.
Stealth Elf was moving slimly.
"What's your name?" asked the phoenix hybrid.
"I'm Whirlwind, stranger," she answered. "What's yours?"
"Well, I go be a lot of fiery names but you name call me…"
"Whirlwind, look out," interrupted a high-flying speeding Spyro, grabbing Whirlwind and the red bird-hybrid and heaved them out of an oncoming attack by the shadowy dragon. Spyro let go of the two hybrids that landed on their feet.
Spyro landed in front of them both.
"You both alright?" he asked.
"Thanks to you, Spyro," said Whirlwind.
"Yes, thank you…Spyro?" gasped the fiery hybrid.
Spyro turned to see a very familiar birdy face with wings of fire and a beak and claws of a bird in the form of a dragon.
"Sunburn?" gasped Spyro.
They both looked at each other, awestruck. Two friends looking at each other who didn't see the other for years.
"What are you doing here?" they both asked.
Whirlwind looked at the two acquaintances, confused. "Wait a minute. You two know each other."
"It's quite an interesting tale before I met you."
A dark fire blasted the trio from their feet to the air. Spyro, Sunburn, and Whirlwind jumped into the air in the naked of time. They started flying and looked towards the interpreting dragon.
"Alright that's it, evil dragon," shouted Spyro, charging towards. "You're going deep underground covered by lots of dirt."
"Wait, Spyro, that's Cynder," warned Sunburn.
"WHAT?" Spyro halted and turned to face Sunburn. "ARE YOU SERIES?"
"Yes, but I'll tell you that later. Right now we have to get the good Cynder back and cast away the evil Cynder."
"How are we supposed to do that?"
"Not we, you! You are the Purple Dragon after all," stated Sunburn.
Spyro quickly dodged another attack from the shadowy form of Cynder. "How am I supposed to do that?"
"What kind of Purple Dragon, are you?" asked Sunburn. "Unleash your Fury attack and blow it right at Cynder. That is how you can cast away the dark energy."
Spyro was hesitant to cast something against his once best-est friend. He was afraid he would kill her with something powerful that he never unleashed before.
Sunburn seemed to know more about the Purple Dragon than Spyro does. So he decided to take matters into his own claws and unleashed Spyro's unknown Fury attack and floated down to him.
"Do you how to use the Fury attack, Spyro?"
"No."
"You know nothing, Spyro," said Sunburn, plummeting one of his claws into Spyro's head and into his mind.
Pain enraptured in his skull. Spyro felt something going off like an explosion. He could feel something moving inside him if it was a snake slivering in his body and moving towards his throat and out his mouth.
A purple blast matching his scale colors was unleashed; Spyro's Fury attack was unleashed towards a charging shadowy Cynder.
She yelled out; the shadows around her and the impaling blast were leaving her paralyzed in a great state. Her dark side was being casted away from her beautiful body. And in a few agonizing seconds, Spyro's energy was lifted and Cynder's dark side was blasted away and fell.
"Cynder!" yelled Spyro, flying down to grab her unconscious body with his two front forepaws and gracefully landed with taking a tumble. "Cynder?"
