An: Sorry everyone work and school is kicking my butt that I keep forgetting to go back and post the rest of the chapters. I'll be doing that today hopefully.

The rest of the chapter is added to the bottom sorry for the mix up.


Yusuke grumbled as he looked at the slip of paper Keiko had given him. It held the address of a herbal medicine shop she wanted him to pick up items from. It was pointless half this shit he could've got from Kurama but Keiko insisted on this shop having heard good reviews on it.

Yusuke roughly shoved the paper into his pocket before brazenly* walking into the shop, a soft 'ding' alerted the worker of his arrival. The moment she turned around he had to catch himself from drooling. Yusuke stood there as perverted thoughts flitted in and out of his mind. 'Holy shit! She has to at least be a perfect C cup. God, she's so tiny...It'd be so easy for me to throw her over my knee and give that firm ass...' Yusuke was shocked from his musings as a stinging sensation came from his cheek. She had just pinched him.

"Hi, it seems that you have lost your eyeballs in my cleavage. Seriously the nerve..." Yusuke could only stare at the female before a grin spread itself across his face, leaning over the counter he interrupted her own ramblings with his own lewd comment.

"Is that a keg in your pants because I would love to tap that ass." Yusuke chuckled unprepared for her response. "Sorry I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable," the woman stated blandly. Oh, so she was a woman with spunk, he would enjoy this very much.

"Inflatable? Please, my stuff is too good to be wasted on a thing like that," he wiggled his eyebrows for emphasis, "I'd say maybe you can try it out and afterward make me a sandwich." Of course he knew it was sexist, but he wanted to see how flustered she would get. He was glad he did it because a few seconds later, her cheeks puffed out and her chest heaved in angry breathes pushing her chest out even more.

Kagome's jaws clenched shut as she glared at the man hitting on her. You had to be fucking kidding, she seriously didn't want to deal with this today, first Akio and now this asshole. He made her so furious, from the way he looked at her to every word he spoke, it made her want to wipe that disgusting grin off his face. She was ready to reach over and throttle the male...'ding'.

Kagome's demeanor suddenly changed, a smile replaced her frown and she stood up straighter. "Hi Hi welcome. I'll be with you in a moment," She shouted to the customer who had just entered. The patron*nodded before browsing around the shop.

Kagome's eyes glistened with something unknown as she leaned to whisper into Yusuke's ear. "Honey, if I can walk to the kitchen after sex then you don't deserve a sandwich," she sneered. "Also, don't mistake this fake smile, I'd punch you in the throat if I knew it wouldn't risk my business. Make another inappropriate comment and I'll bitch slap you so hard that google won't be able to find you." She leaned back letting the threat hang in the air.

The voice she used was cold and powerful causing Yusuke to cringe slightly and reconsider anything he was going to say. Holding up his hand as a sign of defeat he shrugged lightly. "Jesus lady I was joking. Anyway I'm here to pick up up items for Keiko Yukimura."

Kagome nodded, dismissing the situation, before going to grab the items she had set aside for the customer. Wrapping them in a bag she handed it to the him as he paid.

Yusuke pushed open the door before he thoughtfully paused and looked over his shoulder. "By the way the names Yusuke Urameshi," a grin spread across his face knowing he was going to get the last word in, "And I'm deliciously inappropriate, so wrong that its right." Yusuke laughed at her souring expression before he continued on his merry way.


"I'm telling you, ya should have seen this chick. Like damn she was gorgeous. She had a really nice pair of tits" "Uremeshi! What about Keiko..." "What about her? We're just friends, she's moved on so there's no shame in my game."

Hie sighed already irritated with his day, the last thing he wanted was to deal with these buffoons but hopefully the toddler would give them a mission that would help him relieve his stress.

"Must you two always spew nonsense whenever you open your mouth." The rest of the members turned to him as he made his presence known.

"Yo whats up... The fuck Hiei, did you forget how to control your own fire." Hiei glared at Yusuke before going to stand in the corner of the room, not noticing how emerald-green eyes seemed to stare him down hard. He had forgotten the burn marks Kagome had left from this morning and the night before. He smirked slightly remembering the time he had spent to with the woman. She was spitfire, that was for sure, and the things she could do with her body he never knew was possible. With her he didn't have to hold back, he could release himself fully and not worry about damaging her.

He could hear the others conversing around him and Koenma talking about rogue demons, all of it was the same. Vaguely he heard Kuwabara shouting about how he could defeat the demon all by himself and with that Hiei completely tuned out the idiot's comments.

Hiei felt a hand wave back and forth in front of his face, he growled before snatching the hand and giving it a painful squeeze causing Kuwabara to yelp. Wrenching his hand back Kuwabara began to rub it. "Whats the matter midget. You nervous that I'll show you out there or are you just scared of my strength that you can't speak?"

Hiei blinked lazily and crossed his arms. "Hardly so, what you said was so goddamn stupid that I think I slipped into a coma for a few minutes."

Kuwabara's face turned red before he stepped to grab Hiei's shirt. "Why you little punk." Kurama interfered to defuse the situation before the two could fling insults at each other anymore. With a gentle smile he released Kuwabara's hold.

"Now you two, we must be going, it seems Yusuke has gone on without us." True to his word Yusuke was no where in the room to be found. So with a light huff, Kuwabara made his way into the open portal leaving behind Hiei and Kurama.

Kurama turned to his shorter companion and raised an eyebrow. "Those burn marks seem highly unusual. They've should've been healed by now if they were just normal burns."

Hiei shrugged his shoulders before heading over to the portal. "Its none of your business fox." With that he jumped. Kurama followed behind his companion, his eyes sparkling with curiosity.


SOrry about the mix up. Please review though, it'll be appreciated