My Prince Romeo! Whether I like it or not!
How To Blow A Lab Up For Dummies
I, have the worst luck, in the world.
" Miku, is that seriously you?! Since when have you been a debutante?! " Rin demanded me as I showed her around the school.
" Since when did you have a brother?! " I shot back.
" Since when have you guys known each other?! " Len interrupted, probably feeling left out.
" Kindergarten. And in all that time, you never found the time to tell your best friend you had a brother?! Whos a tsundere I might add! " I demanded.
" Whats a tsundere? " Len asked, bewildered. I gasped.
" Thats like asking whats a dog! " I said, pointing an accusing finger at Len.
" Er...Miku likes watching anime. Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT criticize any of her faves. She will kill you. " Rin warned. A couple of people were looking at their classrooms, trying to get a glimpse of us. I immediately straighten up, and put on a smile.
" This is the first year hallway. You will probably only need to use this hallway to travel to lunch, gym, or the library. Now, you probably will need to introduce yourselves to your teachers. I will take you to those who don't have a homeroom class. First, lets go to the gym teachers. " I said. Rin and Len don't say a word as I lead them toward the gym. Once we got their, I lead Rin through the girls locker room seeing as you have to enter the gym from there. There was no other entrance. Len was on his own to navigate through the huge boys locker room. We got outside in less than 5 minutes, but we had to wait an additional 10 minutes for Len to come out.
" Its like a maze in there! " Len said, horrified. I rolled my eyes, and knock on the office.
" Enter. " said a gruff voice. I twisted the knob open, and shield my eyes on instinct. Len and Rin however, weren't accustomed to our gym teacher, so they got full blast. He was shining a bright lamp onto us. " Names. " he demanded.
" Hoju-sensei, you have known me for years. " I sigh. " I used to help you out on your cases. "
" Oooh! Miku-chan! " He exclaimed. He chuckled, and turned the lamp off. " What brings my favorite student here? "
" I am showing these two around school, and thought that they should introduce themselves. Kagamine-chan, Kagamine-kun, meet Hoju-sensei. He used to be a world-famous detective before retiring and becoming a gym teacher. " I explain. " Hence the lamp. "
" New recruits? Wait a minute...the lass looks familiar. " He said, narrowing his eyes at Rin. I face-palmed.
" ...Rin Kagamine. " I said. The ex-detictive looked like he just came up with the person who commited a murder.
" Rin Kagamine! Thats it! I knew I could place you. " He said.
"...I don't want to admit your my uncle anymore. " I said, narrowing my eyes at him.
" This is your uncle?! Just how famous is your family?! " Len, who was silent, demanded.
" Hmmm...I could buy the white house if I wanted, on my chore money. " I said, smiling. When I looked over, Len was staring at me, a purple aura surronding him.
" Spoiled Bra- " he started.
" Do you really wanna finish that sentence? " I said, smiling evilly.
" ...Rin, I don't think you should hang out with her anymore. " Len said. Rin and I both reach for his collar.
" WHAT DID YOU SAY?! " We both growled.
" Nothing! " He said quickly. Rin and I high-fived. Some kids started coming out for gym, and I put on my " perfect image " again.
" Thank you very much, sensei. We should get going now! " I said, bowing. Rin did the same, and forced Len to do it too. " Come on. " I told them.
" You're weird. " Len informs me. We are currently eating on the school roof. No one except the School Council President is allowed here. Guess who that is? Yup, me.
" Gee, thanks. " I said sarcastically.
" One minute you're all Sleeping Beauty, and the next you're the Beast. " He said, pointing his chopstick at me.
" And if you called a girl, that wasn't me or Rin, the beast, you would be dead. " I told him, right after shoving his head towards his food.
" I still can't believe we never met. Wouldn't you have come to Rin and my house, all the time? " Len asks, sticking an octopus wiener in his mouth.
" No. We spent most of our time either in Shibuya, Ikebukuro, or Tokyo. Sometimes Machida. " (( A/N SUPER-GALS REFERENCE! )) I said, nibbling on a piece of caviar.
" So, you are a debutante, a tomboy, and a gal? " Len said, rubbing his temples.
" Got a problem with it?! " I said, glaring.
" Actually, I do! " Len taunted. Pretty soon, we were around 2 inches apart, having a glare off.
" ...Miku? Am I interrupting something? " A voice asked. I whipped around to find my brother, smirking in the door way.
" Aniki! " I said. " Exactly what do you and your perverted mind think you were interrupting? "
" Hmmm maybe you and the new kid were about to get it on and- " He started, before he was hopping on one foot, nursing a sore one.
" OOOOWWW! " He cried.
" Serves you right. Anyway, meet Kagamine Len, and Kagamine Rin. Well, you already know Rin so- " I said.
" Rinny's here?! " He asked, grinning evilly.
" Am I invisible? " She replied.
" RINNNNY! " He shouted, diving toward her, and giving her a hug.
" GET. OFF. MEEEEE! " She shouted, trying to claw her way out of Mikuo's hug. I laughed. Rin and Mikou didn't have any feelings in " that " way. They just had fun messing with each other. I sighed, as I pried them off of each other. This whole thing just got a lot harder with Mikou in the mix. Please, dear God, don't let the rest of the Vocaloids find out!
" Everybody, look at how Hatsune-san did it! Perfectly done! " My chemistry teacher, Kagome-sensei, says. We were supposed to make our own water and try to make chlorophyll. In 5 minutes, I was done. I had the rest of the period to myself now. I took out a book, and started reading.
" Hatsune-san. You can leave if you want. I don't think spending 85 minutes reading. " Kagome-sensei winked at me. I grin, and start to gather my stuff. I shoot Rin a look saying " Good luck! ", bowed, and left the class. I went up to the roof, and snatched my phone from my bag. I started mass-texting the Vocaloids. I guess I should explain who they were.
We are a group of kids- and the occasional adult like Gakupo-kun - who love to sing. We are a secret group, performing sometimes in a park, and leaving right after. So far, whenever we perform, we have masks on. It started with Rin and I. When we were 12, we always went to the park, and sang for people. Sometimes I brought my violin, other times a saxophone, once I even brought a trumpet. With instruments or without, we touched people's hearts. Then, Neru joined us. She is one of my other best friends. Then, came IA, Meiko, Kaito, Dell, Piko, Oliver, Miki, Teto, Haku, Gumi, Gakupo, Lily, Big Al, Rook, SeeU, CUL, and so much more. No one outside the Vocaloids knew who was in the group. There was a lot of false rumors saying that somebody who and who wasn't in the group. It is kinda ridiculous, to be honest.
*HI! THIS IS YOUR BELOVED MIKU-CHAN HERE~! Just kidding. I would go to hell before I said that. Anywhoo~ I was wondering if the next concert should be at 5:23 tommrow, after classes. What do you guys say?* I texted. I layed down, until I felt the buzz indicating I got a text. I opened my phone, and saw 5 texts already.
*Yoohoo~! And I think its great. I'll bring some sake to celebrate afterword! :D* ~Meiko
*Count me in.* ~Gakupo
*Duh.* ~Neru
*Hnn* ~Dell. Classic Dell.
*YAY~!* ~Kaito. Oh, Kaito. I was about to close my phone before I got a call from Rin.
" MIKU! GET YOUR ASS IN THE CLASS! Heh! That rhymes! " She giggled.
" THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR JOKES RIN! " Len shouted in the background.
" Your right! Miku! Len blew up the class! I think it might be poisonous, and the door is locked, and the windows won't budge, and won't break! " Rin said, just as a BOOM rumbled the school.
I hung up, and stuffed my phone in my bag. I climbed over the edge, and dropped. I caught the flag pole that was sticking forward, and swung. I saw the classroom, and everybody was gaping at me, staring through the smoke. I kept swinging, until I had enough momentum. I jumped towards the ledge, and landed on the very slim concrete. The kids were banging on the window. I looked at the windows, and found the problem. There was a gigantic piece of rubble lodged in between the windows. Once I got that unstuck, I opened the windows, and the smoke cleared out. I crawled in through the windows.
" Hatsune-san! That was incredible! " The teacher said. I ignored her, and barreled towards Len.
" What happened?! " I demanded. Len- who was covered from head to toe in soot- looked down at his shoes.
" U-um. Well, I was thinking how the process was really slow, and I decided I should speed it up by added some ricin, cause in my old school we experimented with it and- " He started, until the resounding SLAP echoed around the room.
Meyyu: HII~! Yesh! Finally finished :3 This is the, like second installment of My Prince Romeo! Whether I Like It Or Not! So, I made my friend beta-read this for me, and these were her comments.
~ WE GOT A BADASS OVA HERE! (( When Miku did all that stuff to get to the classroom. Lets be serious. None of us could have done that xDD ))
~ B*TCH SLAP! (( When Miku slapped the crap outta Len ))
She had more, but I put her more " appropriate " comments xD. And now time for replies!
To: hitsugaya-tomome-
Weird, right? I think Rin was just too embarrassed. XD Just kidding. At first, he wasn't gonna be a tsundere, but when I read your review, he automatically became one xD. So whenever he goes into tsundere mode, be proud! And thank you~!
To: awesome dt
Yesh, new fic! Even though I really should be working on my old ones ;-; They can :0 But, I feel sorry for them xD Len should have apoligized! :( But, that just contributes for my later evil- I mean perfectly nice plans! C: ( - evil smile. ) Yesh, she does know Rinny =3 They are BFFs. And thank you~!
To: MaxRide256
As always, thank you so much for reviewing and supporting~! Thank you!
Meyyu: And that, my minions- I mean readers, is How To Blow Up A Lab Up For Dummies.
