My Prince Romeo! Whether I Like It Or Not!


Jumping Off A Bridge Is Never The Answer


Warning: Len is now a fangirl and Miku praises the Leeks. ALL HAIL DA LEEKS.


Rin and I were lounging around in the empty classroom, waiting for the other students to enter. We still had around 30 minutes before anyone really came, so I just decided I wouldn't give two shits about how I act for now. We spent the next ten minutes talking about the latest happenings in Shibuya when Rin's delusional brother twirled- FREAKING TWIRLED- into the classroom.

" Who topped? " I asked immediately.

" Shower or grower? " Rin said at the same time.

" What do you me- RIN! OH MY GOSH YOU AFAFHASJFHAS- " How he made that sound, I do not know. " IF MOM HEARD YOU- "

" Then she would asked if you used protection. " Rin said seriously, a determined glint in her eye.

"...I'm so done with you. I-I just can't. " Len remarked.

" We're rubbing off on him. " I stated proudly. " Anyway, would you like to tell us why you had the urge to be Len The Ballerina? " Len's scowling face turned into a dreamy one.

" I met the Vocaloids yesterday! " He told us with a distant look in his eyes. Rin and I shared a knowing look before obtaining a look of astonishment.

" Really? " Rin squealed. Len put his fists on his hips and struck a confident pose. I could practically see his nose growing.

" Yup. They were all so awesome. I especially love Teal Clash and Blue Ice. I think Blue Ice and Teal Clash go well together. I bet they're secretly dating. " Len said thoughtfully, plopping down in a seat. I was absolutely disgusted while Rin was trying hard not to laugh. I was about to just jump up and start singing I Refuse but decided another approach.

" Careful Lenny, your fangirl is showing. " I told him as I replaced my look of horror with a lazy smirk and placed my chin in my hands.

" Don't call me that. And Hatsune, I know you're jelly, but you don't have to be rude. " Len said with a challenging smirk. It took all of my willpower not to just reveal myself. And when THAT didn't work, I looked over to Rin who glared at me with a warning that she'll steal my leeks. BITCH NO ONE TOUCHES DA LEEKS! They can kill you. With a single nibble.

" That's nice. Whatever you say Lenny. " I said with a shrug. The first students started to trickle in so I buried my head in my book and said my proper hellos to my classmates.


" So, what's this war? " I asked Len for the millionth time today. We were currently having lunch on the roof. Rin and Mikou were off being...Rin and Mikou. They were currently dropping water balloons off the roof to unsuspecting people below.

" You'll find out. " He answered after he finished chewing his octopus-style hot-dog.

" Pretentious Asshole. " I growled. I reached towards Len's face and smooshed his face slightly. I leaned in enough to see that this dude has longer lashes then me. HOW IS THAT FAIR?!

Len was rearing back, shocked. But I didn't let him get away that easily. I leaned in closer so that we were inches apart. His breath washed over me, and I resisted the smell of mint. My other arm grasped his arm firmly so he couldn't get away. He was flushed for some reason. Well, it was around 80 degrees out. " Nobody will like you if you're going to be a brat Lenny. " And with that I joined Mikou and Rin and dropped some water balloons as well.


Somehow, someway, Len and Mikou ended up traveling with us to grab a drink after school. Don't ask how. None of us knew.

" Hello, my name is Shizuhara, and I'll be your server today. What can I get you? " A girl with orange-ish hair asked us.

" Hello Shizuhara-san. I would like to have the Polynesian Dancer. " I said with a polite smile. Hey, I was still in my uniform, and I'm not risking it.

" Well helllooo there Shizuhara~ You can get me your numb- " Mikou started, leaning over but he was interrupted from his playboy ways by Rin and I both kicking him in the shin under the table. " OW! I mean I'll have the Drink Bar. "

" Same goes for us two. " Rin stated with a friendly smile. Shizuhara-san bowed and went to go get us our orders. I kept looking over my shoulder, nervous. The Vocaloids tended to stay clear of the ' rich part ' of the city, but there was always a chance that they would drop by.

" We should have changed before we came. " I grumbled, my leg jittering. Rin rolled her eyes at my anxiety.

" Girl, don't have a rack attack. Honestly, why is so bad if they find out? " Rin sighed.

" Who's they? " Len questioned.

" Who would want a leader who isn't even true to herself? " I tossed back, ignoring Len's question. " And Dell would NEVER let me live it down. And sorry- not sorry- but I do not want to be Meiko's new donator. She has enough sake as it is. "

" I second that. " Mikou quipped.

" Okay, we can all agree that Meiko is as drunk as a skunk, but that doesn't matter. " Rin huffed.

" I'm so lost. " Len interrupted.

" Surprise surprise. " I snarled, annoyed. Lets just say that that comment led to arguments, and then as soon as our drinks came, a Polynesian Dancer was tossed down someones back. Heres a hint, the person who was drenched in liquid was a stupid banana lover.


The next morning was...different. When we arrived at school we were met with a mob of news reporters and journalists, etc. I- being the daughter of the most famous household in Japan- didn't even bat an eye. Rin was doing fairly well- she was staring at the people shocked. But Len looked like a headless turkey. Yea, he sure is a keeper! I put on a 100-watt smile waved a bit to the cameramen.

" Hello! How may I help you today? " I ask, batting my eyelashes. Gag me with a spoon yuck.

" Look how polite she is! So darling~ " A news lady swooned. I pouted a bit.

" I'm not worth such praise, honestly. " I said sheepishly. Len was staring at me like I had grown another head. Though to be fair, if I did, it would be a beauteous head.

" Mitsuki! Stay on track! " A voice growled from behind a camera.

" Make me Rei. " She challenged. But none-of-the-less, she turned to me. " So Miku-chan! Is it true that next month you'll be taking over your family's business temporarily? "

" Ah, yes! Actually, I'm going to be running it for a month, and then Mikou-Onii-Sama will be taking it over for a month. Then we'll be running it together for a month. And if things go well, then we'll be running it full-time as soon as I turn 17 and my onii-sama 18. " I said excitedly.

" I'll be sure to run interviews with you the week you start running it~ " Mitsuki-san said with a gigantic grin. " And that's it ladies and gentlemen! The famous Hatsune Miku, right in front of her school Gakuen Fukuro, telling Michida Herald exclusively her future plans! Tune in next time for an interview with said darling's parents! Off to you Ryuuji. "

After Mitsuki-san, floods of reporters came up to me to get a statement. After I finally got free of their evil clutches, it was almost time for 1st period. I was on time by a hair because of those freaking reporters. Oh well. A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.


The school day was finally over, so Rin and I decided to go over to my house and just relax. We both got changed out of our uniforms and into less formal clothes. I was just wearing a tank-top with a vest over it and shorts. Rin was in her ' I don't care what the hell you think ' mood and was wearing an old worn sweatshirt and sweatpants. You go girl.

We were in the middle of throwing grapes for the other to catch in their mouth when a chime rudely interrupted us. We chicken-danced over to my computer for no other reason than we wanted to. I opened the Skype call from Meiko and gave the camera a lovely close-up off Rin and my glorious faces.

" Very mature. " A voice that did not belong to Meiko snarled.

" Dell. And what do I owe this unpleasant appearance? " I asked sarcastically. I peered into the screen and raised my eyebrows. " Woah. What the hell are you doing together? You four can't be in the same room without killing each other. Oh my gosh. You guys are having an intervention, aren't you. WELL YOU CAN'T TAKE MY LEEKS! SCREW YOU GUYS! "

" Geez, calm down woman. It's about something else. Besides, the intervention is next month. We're getting a bouncy castle and everything! " Meiko said excitedly. But then crazy Meiko turned into serious shit-hit-the-fan Meiko. " Hey Miku, now that I think about it, we never got your last name. "

A chord of fear struck through me, but I threw on a lazy expression. " I'm hurt. You guys don't even know my last name. It's Hacshe. "

" School? " Kaito asked.

" Yume High School. " I fired back.

" Parents? " Dell shot.

" Abroad. Just Mikou and I living off on our own. " I answered simply.

Meiko sighed and examined the date of a sake bottle. " Fine then. Riddle me this. Do you happen to have a doppelganger? "

" Not that I know off. " I said with a slight smile. Rin was watching them question me and me answering back like a tennis match.

" Then tell me. If your last name is Hacshe then how do you explain you calling yourself the fucking Hatsune Miku on Michida Herald? " Dell asked, his arms crossed. At the same moment, Kaito, Gakupo, and Meiko crossed their arms as well. Mother of God, did I really say that to the damn Michida Herald? I wasn't exactly listening to what the chick said.

For once in my life, I was speechless. Then I felt Rin's hand on my arm and she gave me an encouraging smile.

She then spoke her words of wisdom. " Remember, jumping off a bridge is never the answer. "

Apparently, choking my best friend isn't the answer as well. Didn't mean I didn't god-damn try.


Meyyu: HI HI HI HI HI! Dear God, two stories in two days :"D It's a miracle. Well to be fair the only reason I did this was because I'm stuck home sick, but whatevs. Oh, and as you could tell, I was stuck so this happened :D I got kinda tired of dragging the whole Hatsune thing out, and I didn't want this to be a filler. So now Meiko, Kaito, Gakupo, and our lovely Dell knows c:

Miku: Screw me E_E

Meyyu: That's the spirit :"D


To: IDon'tCare ( lovin' the name c: )


YupYup. He might be eventually, depends on what I feel like c: I'm pretty sure it means a sickness. But it's the thought that counts xD And yay~ c: Glad you liked it :D


To: Awesome D.T.


ITSSS ALIIIIIVVVEEEE! Yes, I am still alive...I think :D Thank you~ I'm glad you think so :D ( so many emojis E_E ) It would be awesome as an anime o-o I'm not trying to sound arrogant, but I want to see Miku slap Len on screen c: I CAN IMAGINE THE OPENING~ Thanks for the happy birthday part too :D *though I'm replying like 7 months late E_E...Oh well~* AND THANK YOU~


To: MaxRide256


Thanks c: The Vocaloids rule in any shape or form~


To: Black White And Superstitious


You tell me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *there is something very wrong with me. I'm hoping that face will show up. If it doesn't, just know there was a face there c:* Lets just say that there are more violent Vocaloid women then non-violent C: I think thats for the best :D


To:Shino No Mikaga No Kudotaka


Thank you~ c: I'm glad you like the story :'D LENKU FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The complete flame in our chests shall not be extinguished by anyone. We are THE LENKU SHIPPERS! ( Black Butler moment ;D )


Meyyu: Thanks for all the reviews guys c: And if you're still here even through those 7 months when I went MIA, I want to thank you guys so much C: So ya. Well I'm off to go be a weirdo. PEACE