A/N: Thanks for sticking with me, guys! It's been busy, believe me. I'm a hardcore dancer, so I live, breathe, and eat sleep! There's no time for writing[ But I won't give up! Don't be surprised if this is my last fanfic. Keep those reviews coming! Boring chapter... -.- Sorry.


Chapter Four: Lily

September 11th

September 11th

Journal! Today is detention with Lily. Boy, am I excited. I have really great pick up lines!

Hey, Prongs!

Yeah?

I dropped my wand.

Could you bend over and pick it up?

HAHAHAHA.

Was it that funny, Pete?

HAHAHAHA.

Oh.

I have better ones.

Like?

Do you know how to fly?

Yes.

Well, you're supposed to say no.

But I do know how to fly.

Well… Lily doesn't.

Didn't she learn how?

Yes, but if I remember correctly, when we were learning how to fly, she was in the Hospital Wing because James gave her rotten newt tails to put in her potion and it exploded. She had boils the size of boulders for weeks.

So if I was Lily, I'd say no?

Yes.

Yes?

No.

Oh. No.

Well, you can ride my broomstick.

What?

Oh, nevermind!

You better not say anything, or Lily'll have your tongue-

In her mouth!

-cut off… Oh, don't be disgusting, Padfoot!

Wouldn't that hurt?

Wormtail, please! What should I wear?

Aren't you supposed to wear your robes?

I'm too sexy for that.

Then wear a bikini.

A what?

I don't know.

It's feminine swimwear.

I'm going to take a shower.

Bye, Prongs.

Bye!!!

Hola!

L.E. L.E. L.E. L.E. L.E.

5:26 P.M.

Oh. My. Gosh.

HEY! Feeling FRESHHH?!

No.

What?

Thee most embarrassing thing happened and I don't think I will live.

What happened?

Gulp

Do tell! I love stories.

ESPECIALLY ONES ABOUT YOU MESSING UP! STORYTIME!

Geeze, Moony. I had no idea you hated me so much. Well, I had my stuff and I was heading to the Head's bathroom to freshen up. I figured Lily was probably out enjoying the sunshine and whatnot. So, what the heck, ya know, I said the password and I waltzed in. Well, I had no idea Lily was in there. Luckily, she was just finishing up. I could feel myself blush.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Lily," I said, starting to walk out.

"Don't worry. I'm almost done," she stated, gathering her stuff. She folded her towel around her arm and sauntered across the room to leave. I started undressing-

WHOA, not stripper stories, Prongs.

It's not stripper story! I'm just elaborating on what happened!

Go on.

AS I WAS SAYING… I took a warm bath and when I got out, I heard a knock on the door. Before I answered, I put on some jeans and towel dried my hair. It was Lily. She blushed scarlet as steam hit her face.

"I left something in here," she said, walking past me. She looked around a little as I tried to comb my hair flat.

'"What are you looking for?" I questioned.

"A pink bag," she replied.

I looked around, too.

"Hey, is this it?" I inquired, holding up Lily's bag. I guess it was open, because I bunch of things fell out; a lot of them were things I was never meant to see. A thong, a bra, a bunch of make up and…

And…

Burritos and taquitos.

Did you eat them?!

Of course not!

I can't see why not! I can eat five burritos in one sitting!

Trust me, these ones aren't meant to be eaten.

What?

They're… feminine things.

Excuse me?

He means they're sanitary napkins and such, Padfoot.

Oh, ewww!

Yeah. Well, I turned really red, and just sat there while she frantically scooped up her stuff and placed them in her bag. She zipped it up and turned to face me, bright red in the face. Of course, I probably looked like a tomato, too.

"Thanks, James," she said, and she turned and left. That was so embarrassing.

Not as embarrassing as the time you got pantsed by Lily!

Ya know, I think Lily and I should both pretend that that conversation never happened. It's too much to bear!

That's perfect, James. But remember, girls are more sensitive than most people, so she's probably feeling the same way, too. Maybe even worse. Crack jokes with her, make her comfortable. It'll get you closer to her. But don't make her uncomfortable, she won't like it and you'll have a harder chance of getting her to like you.

Okay, who made YOU Dr. Phil?

Wormtail does know his ladies! Nice!

Blushes

I think Wormtail is right, James. Just be comfortable around her.

We have detention today…

Play it smooth, lover boy. Play it smooth.

See you all later…

L.E. L.E. L.E. L.E. L.E.

September 12th 1:34 A.M.

Journal-

Tonight was fun! For punishment, Lily made me organize the books in the library. Well, I was trying to make her feel comfortable with me, so I started cracking jokes and such. Soon, we were playing hide-and-go seek in the library. I went into the restricted section to hide, but I accidentally dropped a book. It opened up and screamed, frightening me. I dropped my wand and fell into a bookcase. The bookcase toppled over, causing a chain reaction. I looked to Lily, and I saw her about to be smashed by a bookcase! I pulled her out of the way, just in time. She dropped her wand in surprise, too. Once the avalanche of books stopped, we looked around for our wands. They were no where to be found. All that was left was a mess.

"What are we gonna do?!" Lily cried.

"Don't panic, don't panic," I said, trying to keep calm. "All we need to do is clean this up and then we should be able to find our wands and get out of here, alright?"

"It's," she checked her watch, "Ten-thirty." She put her hands on her hips. "We'll never make it in time back to Gryffindor tower for curfew! We are so dead."

"No, we're not. Just start cleaning this up."

"So dead, so dead, so dead," she whispered as she picked up the "S" books.

By 11:30, we were a quarter done. Then, we heard the worst noise ever. Mrs. Norris, the cat, was somewhere in the restricted section of the library. Meaning… Filch was near.

"Lily! Quick, find the wands!"

We began searching frantically for our wands. I lifted a heavy volume off the ground. Aha! My… broken wand…

"Oh, no! Mum is gonna be so mad!" I cried.

"No time for moping, Potter," she said, her wand in hand. "We have to go!" With a swish, the air was suddenly inhabited by floating books and bookcases that lifted themselves off the ground.

"Mrs. Norris, my sweet!" We heard Filch from close by. "I see magic going on. Students will be caught tonight."

Mrs. Norris kept meowing.

Thinking quickly, I grabbed my bag and took out my invisibility cloak. I whipped it on and grabbed Lily from behind. She struggled in my grasp as I led her to a dark corner. You can never be safe enough!

"Hiding behind a sheet isn't going to help, Potter!" she whispered sharply. I shushed her. I heard the restricted section door open and footsteps crossed the wooden floors. I tightened my grip on Lily's tiny waist. Filch was just about to pass us. Lily gasped when he didn't see us. I slapped my hand over her mouth, preventing him from discovering our hiding place.

Hm… Lily smells good. Like… strawberries. And her hands are always warm. To be honest, I wouldn't mind if Filch walked around the library all night. Lily fits in my arms. It feels right to have her there. Well, eventually he had to leave. Sob When the coast was clear, we came out of hiding. Lily told me that she was amazed that I possessed an invisibility cloak. I walked her up to Gryffindor Tower, and she admitted that she had a fun night. Then she hugged me! That's the most physical contact I've ever had with her. I have beaten world history. Yawn Well, it's late and I'm reallyyyy tired. Good night, world. Good night, Lily. I love you.