A/n: HEY GUYS! I had tried to update when I was in New York for New Years – ha ha, gets me every time; New Tork, New Years – Cough yes, well, I had originally tried it but apparently it didn't work…

All the better to update you with! HA HA!A

Little Red Riding Hood adds for a computer game were just on tv.

Yes, please excuse me, I got home about 6 hours ago, so I'm jet lagged and tired. It's a 17 hour flight from Las Angeles to Australia – one stop over – never minding that I was in Florida to start with which adds another 5 hours…

The point is…:

Yes, there is a point,

That this was pre-written so chapter eight will be under the influence of jetlag and exhaustion!

Thank you and have a nice night!

KIDDING!

This chapter is missing something…

QUOTES!

Don't you groan at me, people!

Okay, this one I know from first hand experience is especially true:

'Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.'

- Leo Buscaglia

'But some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.'

- Anonymous

I LOVE these quotes, so people, without further hesitation I bring to you:

CHAPTER 7


Charms Class – Tuesday Afternoon

I will get revenge on James, Sirius, Remus, Rosie and Sez as they have told the entire school where I was at breakfast.

They're not complaining because I was given a truckload – wait two and six eights of a truckload – of candy and all of the previously mentioned ex-friends have been pigging out on it.

Yes, revenge will happen.

I WANT SOME PRIVACY PEOPLE!

Anyway, onto more important matters

Today is my first tutoring lesson with James.

Oh

Sweet

Merlin!

Ha ha, no my that time! Gotcha!

I can officially make a huge fool out of myself.

YAY!

Sirius just got in trouble for not completing his charms essay.

HAHAHAAA!

SERVES YOU RIGHT, MATEY!

Ooh! He's glaring at me. Hold on while I glare back

Back! Ha ha! That showed him!

Anyway, I am nervous as hell. Remember when I said that I didn't want to spend prolonged periods of time ALONE with JAMES POTTER?

Well this counts as a PROLONGED PERIOD OF TIME WITH JAMES POTTER. I'll bring reinforcements. Yes, Remus likes the quiet of the library, and Rosie likes Remus so there I have two allies.

Wait…

WHAT?

ROSIE LIKES REMUS?

Hmmm… my subconscious wouldn't write it if it weren't true…

I'll have to use my detective skills and look into it.

Theories:

1) Sirius is GAY!

2) Rosie likes Remus

3) Twins want to inflict as much pain on me as humanly – and divinely (stupid karma) – possible.

Well, I don't really need to investigate the third one.

I know its true

You know its true

We all know its true.

Hold on, one Sirius Black Wishes to write in here:

S.B.: I AM NOT GAY!

L.E.: of course not. Your just in DENILE!

S.B.: I'm not in The Nile. Isn't that a river in Egypt? I'm sitting in charms class with you Pumpkin cakes.

L.E.: it's not a river, Sugar-face, it's an entire ocean.

S.B.: is it really? Wow! You're so smart, darling!

L.E.: I know Snugglebutt! Compared to you I am… INVINCIBLE!

S.B.: I know you want to snuggle my butt! Plus, no one is smarter than me.

L.E.: oh really? Wanna make a bet?

S.B: okay!

L.E.: The person who answers the most questions correctly in class for the rest of the day is the smartest.

S.B.: but we only have the rest of Charms and History of Magic left.

L.E.: are you afraid, Black?

S.B.: NEVER! The loser should be made to do something!

L.E.: the loser has to dress as a nerd for the rest of the week!

S.B.: WHAT! THAT'S NOT FAIR!

L.E.: you are afraid! SIRIUS BLACK IS SCARED OF BEING BEATED BY A GIRL!

S.B.: I AM NOT! Okay it's settled. Winner has to dress like a nerd for the rest of the week. How do we keep count?

L.E.: Sez can do it.

S.B.: that's not fair! She'll favour you over me!

L.E.: okay… James can count as well. That way when they get the same score we'll know it's right.

S.B.: AWESOME! Hold on, I'll give this to Prongsie to read!

L.E.: What's with the nick names?

Sirius Black has given this book to Prongsie!

J.P.: okay! I'll do it.

Lily Evans has given this book to Sezza

S.C.: I'll do it.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Sirius and me looked at each other with fierce competitiveness in our eyes… well it was DEFINITELY in his!

"What are the three ways to make an object sparkle?"

I am happy to announce that I am going to KICK Sirius' butt! HA HA!

We both raced to put our hands in the air, trying to push the others out of the way. In the process Sirius knocked over Peter's inkwell.

"Yes Sirius?"

NOOOOOOOOO! Bloody triumphant grin he's giving me.

Grrr!

Bloody Flitwick.

He's so small! He's so cute!

I think that Hagrid stole some of his tall geans, and Flitwick stole some of Hagrid's small geans.

Yes, that's what happened.

That's just logical.

"Clean it. Polish it and…."

HA HA! He doesn't know. Excuse me, I am now going to stick my stick arm in the air!

"Yes Lily?"

HA HA! Triumphant grin gone!

Evil glare check!

Too bad Sirie-poo!

"Clean it-"

"I said that!" haha! Sirius is incredulous!

"You also said polishing, and I would like to point out, love, that polishing is a form of CLEANING!"

"But Lilie-poo!"

"No buts pumpkin. I'm surprised that you even know the meaning of clean. Anyone who's seen your room knows what I'm talking about."

Go me!

"That hurt baby-face, that hurt real deep. You sure know how to push a man's buttons. Plus, you know you liked what we did in my 'messy' room."

I stared at him gob smacked as the class broke out in whispers.

"SIRIUS BLACK! You know full well that the only reason why I was in your room was because my BEST FRIEND and my BROTHERS was there. You seven were no doubt cooking up more trouble!"

"Ahem!"

Attention was then turned back to Professor Flitwick. "The other two, Miss Evans!"

"Another is changing its colour, and the other is placing a glitter charm on it."

"Right you are. 10 points to Gryffindor…" he continued talking about something or other.

It was my turn to give a triumphant grin to Sirius.

He scowled at me.

Okay, I'll report back when the bell goes.

Ciao.


BACK!

Oh yea!

Me: 7

Sirius: 5

Take that!

Okay, off to History of Magic to seal his fate.

Ciao!


Great Hall – Dinner Time

I WON!

I WON!

I WON!

YAY!

YAY!

YAY!

Ha! Take that Sirie-baby!

Oh yea! I am the smartest!

Hold on, James just made a smart-ass mark about beating Sirius is no accomplishment. Excuse me while me and Sirius beat him.

HEE HEE HEE! TAKE THAT POTTER! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MY TUTOR! I GOT YOU!

Wait…

Crap!

Tutoring tonight.

Straight after dinner. Oh well, 40 minutes to worry about it…

Rather, 40 minutes until I remember again

BIG grin!

Ooh! I just got a letter. Must read.

Lillieanne,

Earlier today mother went into hospital and was diagnosed with having a heart attack. This is your entire fault! If you hadn't of stormed out of the house then she wouldn't be in hospital! I hope your happy, freak. You probably did it with your evil magic tricks. Well I will tell you now; if anything happens to her then it WILL be your fault.

Inform the twin freaks. Let them know that it's your fault.

Hoping to never see you again,

Petunia.

Way to kill the mood Petunia.

Better tell the twins. Infact, rather than telling them I will just show them the letter. I probably have a stormy face.

Did I mention that Petunia is good at KILLING THE MOOD?

Hold on I need to slump into a seat. Lucky there's a free one next to Dan.

Maybe this is my entire fault.

I mean, I probably sent her into shock, and put tons of stress on her.

It's not my fault if I want some privacy and don't want to display my body to the world.

"Don't listen to her Liller's" Dan said, hugging me.

Why?

It's true, isn't it?

Isn't it?

Isn't it?

ISN'T IT?

Yes.

No.

Teddy! Go away, these are my thoughts you're interfering with! We all know what's going to happen if you don't leave.

Then let my eyebrows be burnt off! It's not your fault.

How would you know? You didn't see the fight that we got into.

I think that it would have been all those drastic unneeded weightloss things that she consumed.

I'm not so sure.

Okay.

Thanks.

No problem.

p.s. I had better still have my eyebrows!

I managed a little chuckle. But he had me thinking, what if it had been something that she had consumed? Could someone be trying to kill my mother?

That would definitely not be good. It would be horrible actually.

Hey, she may be a SSCM but she is my SSCM!

She's my mother.

My mom

My mummy…

Okay that just doesn't feel right.

Anyway, must go and get some stuff for tutoring with James. While I'm at it, I'm going to get my reinforcements.

Ciao.


Dorm Room – Later That Night

Oh

My

Sweet

Merlin!

JAMES POTTER IS AMAZING!

Okay, remember the note where you said to stop thinking about James Potter? Well this is one of those times where that note is called for.

You see, you sound like one of his groupies.

Why am I writing in third person…? Oh well, I'll put it down to one of life's mysteries.

Anyway, why is James Potter so amazing?

I, Lillieanne Marie Evans, can officially change a parrot into a bear!

I feel so elated! My reinforcements were not needed, as awkward silence did not occur between us, which I am shocked to report.

I did, however hug him and I will tell you that he has NICE muscles hidden underneath his shirt! Maybe there is a reason to play quidditch!

Oh

My

Sweet

Merlin!

Quidditch.

With that now on my schedule I have no spare time.

Monday: quidditch

Tuesday: tutoring with James

Wednesday: Tutor Gabrielle

Thursday: Tutoring with James again

Friday: Quidditch

Saturday: Quidditch

Sunday: Quidditch.

Oh joy.

Along with being arrogant, James is funny and kind. He does, however, torture Severus Snape endlessly. If he wants respect, then torture is not the way to get it.

NOTE to self: try to stop Potter from killing Snape. Who's muscles will you look at if he leaves for Azkaban? Sirius'? HEE HEE HEE! Get's gets around way too much.

A gay boy who's into women aye?

Maybe he's just in touch with his feminie side!

Potter and I didn't have another… moment. Anyway, we ran a bit over time, as Potter got the full brunt of how bad I really am at transfiguration.

During my lesson I also noticed Rosie and Remus were getting quite comfortable. They kept having hushed conversations. I'm still undecided between weather they were about me and James or if it was out of respect to the library.

Could be both.

Me and James aren't interesting though, so maybe it was the later. Yea, it most likely was.

However, Sirius' and I sex lives has become the conversation of the school. You see, our little conversation/argument in charms spread through the halls of Hogwarts faster than Bush Fires spread through Australia in summer, which I would like to point out, is coming soon for them.

Maybe I should go to Australia on our Christmas break. Try and tan.

BAHAHAHAHAAA!

Me tanning is like saying Petunia is a beautiful person, both on the inside and out. And she is neither!

Girls keep coming up to me and asking if I am really sleeping with Sirius Black. I swear everyone here is DILUSIONAL!

Can't they tell that I have STANDARDS?

Ha ha! Pay out on black and he's no even here to witness it…

Oh well.

Well sleep is needed for this poor little redhead who is now fully able to turn a parrot into a bear and not create a bearrot.

I'm going to need energy for tomorrow's fending off rabid girls.

Ciao.


A/n: okay, so it's over. Poor Little Warrior Lily!

Please give me a review! Good, bad, neutral – hey one word can help shape a writer.

Before I leave, one tiny last thing!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Yea, I know, only 14 days late, but I've had limited internet for those 14 days.

NY was CROWDED!

Thank you for all of your lovely reviews. It really means a lot!

Ciao!