WELL THIS IS A LONG CHAPTER WITH A LOT OF GRAMMAR AND SPELLING MISTAKES... eh screw it

Back to to the play…

Team Beta:

"I don't think that improvisation… is the best idea" says Katniss shaking her head "I mean isn't that what the capitol wants us to do… they are always a step ahead of us…"

"what the fuck, who is this capital even?" says Lucien.

"Oh it's this stupid shit, anyway Katniss… it's okay… look at me… the capital doesn't have anything to do with this" says Dean.

"yeah… that's what they want us to believe…"

"GUYS! GUYS! can you hand me some money? I left my wallet in my car?" says Peter Hale almost crying.

"What the hell Peter you're not even on our team, get out!" says Dean as he looks at Derek who punches peter while the song 'We are family' plays.

"LEVIOSAAA"

"shut up harry"

Rebekah and Aurora enter in slowmo.

"Hey boys" says Aurora.

"We have just the perfect idea for the play" they smile evilly while Peeta wets his pants.

Team Omega

"We must prove my little sister, and that filthy peasant wrong" says Tristan.

"Shut up Elijah impostor"

"I have an idea…" says Scott

"We don't care lover boy"

"okay…"

The judges

"well guys, I think these idiots are not such great broadway writers" Lydia looks at the others.

"They are such a disgrace to art, I mean if they would let me write it-"

"NO BRIAN YOU ARE BANNED FROM WRITING ANYTHING" says Stewie keeping Brian at gunpoint.

"Okay jeez"

"Anyway, where the hell is Mr. fancy weirdo who killed Josh.. Jihn.. Jared or whatever his name was"

"I am the hero this reality show deserves… but not what it needs" says Batman in a dark and serious, Christian Bale voice.

"Okay…" Stewie says.

"Doing this reality show, just breaks all my beliefs, I mean it so fake" Brian complains.

"Okay it's fake, but I mean there are much more stuff that is fake on reality tv" says Lydia.

"Cough… Kardashians… Cough"

"OH DON'T DARE SAY THAT CURSED WORD, THEY ARE WORSE THAN THE MIKAELSONS"

"yeah speak of the devil, why is Klaus yelling 'I am the king of the world' on top of that building?"

"They should get their own show… Keeping up with the Mikaelsons! should be the next reality show we make" says Stewie.

"nah it wouldn't have such a great plot… it would be about Klaus daggering random people on the street, Elijah lecturing, Rebekah crying over some stupid shit, Kol pranking people, Finn betraying them for Esther, their parents figuring out a master plan to kill them all…you know the usual" says Lydia.

"I'm sure people would watch it"

"Wait isn't that the same thing that happened with the Kardashians? only it included Kim's shiny butt"

"fair enough"

"Guys wanna pair them each up with a Kardashian?" says Lydia with a smirk.

"YESSSSS" says Stewie

"No…" says Brian

"I'm Batman" says Batman

*TIME GOES BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL AND ALL CHARACTERS ARE FORCED TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN*

Liam Neeson: I have a very specific set of skills- oh wrong script sorry, here it is: Ah, our story begins at North Orlando High- what kinda shit high school name is this- anyway meet Bianca, the new girl who will try to survive this hell hole of a high school...

"Welcome to North Orlando High. I'm Hermione. The principal instructed me to show you around." said Hermione.

"Okay, I'm Bianca by the way" Bianca answered

"I'm Hermione, nice to meet you. Well, let's get started"

"Here, we have cliques. Even the clique-less people have cliques. Over there we have the emos. Very depressing to just look at them. The video game geeks. Only thing they can talk about is CoD, LoL, MC, CoC and some other shit. Over there, we have the only sophisticated people, the book club, which I am a proud member of. It's the best clique, you should join."

"Yeah no thank you" says Bianca.

"Now, there's the girl/boy jocks. They all have one group together. Their leader is Scott McCall, friends with Stiles Stilinski who is Brooklyn Reyes's boyfriend btw, and I warn you, DO NOT do anything with him, or you're dead. Next, there's the cool and 'chill' clique. Very friendly. Leader is no one. They don't believe in leaders. NOW there is the populars. Don't mess with them. They're huge ass bitches. Just saying. There is the leader, Lydia Martin, The cool mean ones who don't give a shit about anything: Skylar Angeles and Brooklyn Reyes, they are rich as fuck, there is Rebekah Mikaelson, whose brothers are coming to school I hear… all 4 of them, the girls are all over the news, even though I think they will be a bunch of idiots, sometimes I feel like the only sophisticated person in this school is me"

"Ummm… Okay, I guess." Bianca answered uncertainly, "What is their popularity order?"

"Well, the popular ones are, duh, the most popular. Then there is the jocks/cheerleaders, the chill group, the pranksters, my beautiful clique which should be much higher, the geeks, and etcetera etcetera it would take hours to list them all."

"Thanks! Can we get to the showing around part?" Bianca asked, kind of bored.

"Sure…" As Hermione showed Bianca around, there were conversations about the new girl. Who was she? What she was doing here, what is her purpose, and so on. People commented that she was pretty, maybe pretty enough to join the popular clique. But that is for the plastics to decide. (Just so you guys know, I'm pretty sure Brian wrote this… It is a fail, but it is better constructed than the usual writing in here. (*My ass!)

"Hi!" Bianca turned around. Hermione was nowhere to be seen. Then a guy passed Bianca and slapped her ass.

"WTF?!" Bianca said slapping him.

"Not my fault ur ass is so damn fiiiiiiine, my name is Damon" he said. She frowned at him, grabbed his arm, and judo-flipped him onto his back, totes incognito. *Walks away*

Bianca had a glance at the popular girls' table and decided to give it a shot.

"Hey, my name is Bianca, I'm new here and-"

"Don't even think about it flat ass" says a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes

"Yeah, what she said" says another one with brown hair and blue eyes while she was commenting shit on a video.

"Guys don't you think that Damon guy is… kinda cute" says a girl with red hair ignoring Bianca.

"Not a chance Aurora, he is mentally dating Taylor S" says another girl with strawberry blonde hair.

"Wtf, that is just so fucked up…" Says the girl with dark blonde hair.

"yeah but he is still cute admit it"

"Wuteves"

"Guys, guys, guys, at least let's introduce ourselves to this… peasant with a bad fashion sense… I'm Rebekah, that is Skylar" *points at the girl with brown hair and blue eyes who doesn't seem to give a shit at the moment* that's Brook*points at the girl with dark blonde hair and blue eyes* and that's Lydia and Aurora." says the bitchy one who talks a lot. "Now you go away but before you do that bring me some cereal because my 100$ manicure isn't for nothing"

"Kay." Bianca replied and walked away

"Hey! Wrong way"

"Not gettin u anything biach."

"WHAT DID U SAY!?"

"That I'm not getting you anything. Goodbye."

"Did she just sass me?" Rebekah asked the one that was on her phone. Skylar at the mention of the word 'sass' looked up.

"DID SOMEONE SAY THEY ARE IN NEED OF SASS?" she said excited

"Nope…" Lydia shook her head.

" :( "

"How the hell did you do that? Whatever, you can not say no to Bec" says Brooklyn says raising an eyebrow on the new girl. Bianca ignored them and simply walked away.

"Too bad, she was so young… a whole life ahead of her" said Lydia as Brooke and Sky nods with a grin.

Back to the present…

"I can't believe how realistic this simulation is" says Brook.

"I know right"

"Guys, you were such bitches to me!" says Bianca.

"Well sorry" says Sky "but we can't do anything about it, it's a freaking simulation"

"Okay, okay, but if this would have been real and we were in high school… would you still be mean annoying ass bitches to me?"

"Pffffff…. no"

Back to high school...

"Whatya thinking of Bec?" Aurora asked her

"Just how imma ruin that girls life" Rebekah answered looking at her make up in the mirror.

"How about you embarrass in front of everyone, so no one wants her in their group?" says Brook

"Yeah, that could work… but how?" says Sky.

"Well, we could find some embarrassing pictures or something and show them to the entire school" Lydia said with a grin.

"Good idea, I know just the guy who can get us those pics…" says Sky as Rebekah grins evilly-

"Well it's a plan, thanks guys." Rebekah said meaning that you guys are bitches but your still my friends because im a bitch too.

"Imma call Lucien(leader of the pranking clique until Kol comes along)" says Sky.

"I'll get the auditorium booked for friday afternoon." Says Brook

"Great its settled then" says Aurora.

"uhm not quite" says Sky "Lucien says he will only do it if you go on a date with him."

"But he is such an ass!" says Aurora and Becca looks at her raising an eyebrow "UGH FINE, I'll do it, but Bec, you owe me. A lot"

"Well you always fall for the assholes anyway" Becca grinned as Aurora rolled her eyes.

A few moments later (the rest of the story is narrated by Batman and Liam Neeson)

Narrated by minion.

"AHHH BIANNCA WENT TO heR first CLASSS AHE HJDKEndK BECAUSE IM BATMAN"

"thank you Mr.- 'cough cough' Batman, I think I will take it from here" says Liam Neeson with a scary deep voice.

"BUT IM THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES JHAHJDJJ"

"She saw a boy with golden eyes and darkish brown hair, the only seat that was free was next to him, so she sat down"

"You are the new girl aren't you" he smiled funnily.

"Is it that obvious" she said with a smile(wow this is so cliche).

"Yeah pretty much… I'm Stiles by the way, the coolest guy you'll ever meet"

"Aha… okay"

"you don't sound convinced do you?" he said with a frown.

"Hello class, my name is Alaric Saltzman, and I will be your history teacher this year" said a tall man with brown hair and brown eyes. He looked different them a normal boring teacher, Bianca noticed a ring on one of his fingers. It seemed familiar, but from where did she see it before? she decided to just leave it, it is probably just a normal ring with some stupid design that she saw in a shop or something.

"Please open the book on page 69 and I will give you the assignment sheet, you may start by writing nombre fecha clase(name, date, class) (yeah we take spanish classes but we suck)(lol blanki u dont understand but me and dar do- me, u suck at spelling soni- daria, f u dari- me *ya me and my friends conversations while writing this -_-) in the right corner"

Rest of the class went by fast, even though this 'Stiles' the class clown had some idiotic jokes to add which almost made Bianca stab him a several times.

"I had fun annoying you new girl" he grinned funnily, which Bianca would rather describe idiotically.

"Its Bianca, and it would really make me happy if you would get out of here"

"Wow, I get the feeling there is too many sassy girls in this school. Anyway, me and my two friends: Scott and Isaac, are going to practice Lacrosse, you should come" Bianca hesitated, isn't this the Stiles that Hermione warned her about, the boyfriend of that Brooklyn bitch, this would be the perfect opportunity to get revenge on Rebekah.

"Yeah sure… what time?"

"After school at about 3pm, kk?"

"Sure" she says, as Stiles winks and points his fingers at her, but falls nearly hitting the floor, but he catches the handle of one of the lockers, he grabs it then stands up.

"That was totally on purpose" he rubbed his neck then ran towards the boys changing room. Bianca rolled her eyes

"What a dork" she thought.

"SHE DID WHAT!?"

"I saw it with my own eyes, she kept on flirting with Stiles, but he rejected her, then she leaned in to kiss him, literally forced her ugly small lips on his, and poor Stiles couldn't do anything about it" said yandere-chan aka the minion which is a very irrelevant person so u might not know her kk.

"OH THAT BITCH IS DEAD"

What actually happened:

"Hey, new girl right?" Stiles asked Bianca

"Yeah, Bianca actually." She responded.

"Yeah what you said."

"Did you get that from Sky?"

"Maybe." He said "Well me and the boys have a lacrosse practice, if you can you should swing by. *in stiles' mind: tarzan with his face on it swinging on a rope thingy in the jungle with the aaaaaaa tzimenia gyeurdsdugiruhudrh*

"I think I can" Bianca said with a smile

"See you then." Stiles said smiling goofily.

"Are you reading that off a script?"

"*mumbles* in case of emergency answer with homework" stiles said looking at the paper "HOMEWORK!"

"what?"

Later that afternoon.

"Bianca! Here!" Stiles said still looking at the paper

"Hey." Bianca said when she got there "Who's that behind you?"

"Oh hi." Brook said "Didn't see you there. You kinda blend in."

"I see you brought her too," Bianca responded then looked behind Brook "Aaaaaaand the rest of the girls. Great"

"Of course, sorry I forgot to tell you it's just they always come so it's a natural thing now."

"Well you have to go if you want to be part of the team." Rebekah said

"You and Stiles can talk later." Aurora said sarcastically

"But Scott and Isaac are coming over to play video games.

Good luck Stiles." She said hugging him as if he were a teddy bear. He smiled like a weirdo (as usual) and went off.

"Now you stay away from him you whore." Brook said, her nice face melting into a mean one.

"What are you talking about?"

"You think we don't know? How you flirted with Stiles to get revenge on Rebekah? We know thanks to that retarded chinese girl." Lydia said.

"What, I never did that! And if you don't believe me check the top of the story it says what really happened." Bianca responded

"Guys we shouldn't tell the reader that we know the stor-" said Sky but was ignored and cut off by Brooke.

"Oh, well now I need to find a new minion. But ok. I usually don't say sorry and I won't cause we don't like you. Anyway you're lonely as hell since you don't have a clique."

"I was thinking about the chillin group, they seem cool." Bianca said, adding, "Unlike you"(AHHHHHH BURNNN) she thought, but didn't really feel like saying it out loud. She smiled to herself.

"We don't like you either. So go ahead and talk shit about us because the favour is returned. And our clique is much cooler then the chillin' group so I do not know what you are talking about." Lydia said with sass in her tone.

"What?" says Sky to Lydia who looked back at her confused because she thought that everyone heard what Bianca 'said'. (I wanted like u know everyones secret power is revealing this year and alaric is vamp hunter who will be after damon :D but after that they will bffs4life like voldemute)

"How did she hear me?" Bianca thought to herself.

"PEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAA" a girl with a braid said running after a blonde guy holding a pita bread.

"See you tomorrow at the assembly looser" Rebekah said smirking, proud of the plan that will be put in action tomorrow.

"Oh fuck you all, you don't listen to meh" -Skylar.

"The following day…" "JDJDNDJRBFJSBDJFHIEBFJFBATMAN" thats right, BATMAN's back.

"yay… couldn't be more happy…*blows into that happy birthday thingy with not a lot of enthusiasm" -Liam Neeson.

"Fml(in talking that is not cool dar, not cool im quite disappointed- me) we have math, apparently the teacher has gone missing and Damon is coming in as a substitute." Brook said to Sky, but she wasn't listening because 4 guys entered the cafeteria. One of them wore a suit and walked like a grown up. The second looked diabolic with bunch of daggers(who knows why...), the third looked like a childish prankster with a bat and the last one looked like a lil nerd who was reading a book. The one in a suit came over to Brooke and Sky then asked;

"Excuse me young ladies, me and my brothers were wondering where can we find the principal's office " he said to them as he was like 1000 years older and mature then them (which is not true at all PFFF)

"Number one, we are seniors so if you go here we would either be older than you, or the same age as you. Second, who the fuck are you?" Sky said looking at him confused.

"Pffff...yeah, we are totally 'seniors', and not 1000 years older than you ALLLLL, heh… heh…"the one with headphones and a baseball bat said awkwardly rubbing his neck. The one in the suit punched the guy in the face while murmuring:

"shut up kol… Anyway let me introduce ourselves. I am Elijah Mikaelson, that is Niklaus *points at the man who is checking out the knives on the kitchen table, while the lunch lady: Consuela is hitting him saying: doggie authera no… no... * Yeah… moving on that is Kol *points at a guy who is flirting with girls but is failing terrible* and that is Finn *Finn was reading a book called: How to betray your only family and get away with it! by Kim Kardashian. Elijah grabs the book and burns it then scowls at Finn with disappointment, Finn frowns* Elijah shakes his head then sighs: "I believe you know my dear sister, 'Rebekah'."

"Oh yeah Becs is one of our best friends. Ergo talking about her, make sure to come to the auditorium at 2:15 for a 'big announcement'." Brook said grinning evilly to Sky.

"Aha… where can we find this auditorium?" he said like his only goal is to find his sister the get the hell out of here.

"Oh it's down the hallway to the right, next to the black box" says Sky "now seriously, hush hush" she says getting annoyed.

"hush hush, hush hush" says the man in the suit sarcastically "what a termagant…" he whispered but Skylar had good hearing.

"ohm, did you just call me a bitch"

"Oh, I apologize, I did not realize you understand such high level language…" the man replied.

"Listen up you little shit in a suit(yea thats his nickname) I am a highly intelligent person"

"aha *cough cough* totally"

"shut up Brooke…"

"Whatever you say…" he said as Finn and Klaus followed him but Kol stayed behind. Skylar glared at him, and if looks could kill, well then he would be cut into pieces dead on the floor.

"Hello you two pretty girls-"

"I have a boyfriend" says Brooke.

"you ugly" says Sky.

"Okay, that was faster than usual"

"KOL COME HERE ELIJAH CALLED A STUPID FAMILY MEETING OR SOMETHING" shouts the one with the bunch of daggers.

"But… but… I was almost getting a date, a few more minutes and they will be begging of me for marriage and children"

"nope" Brooke mentioned the obvious

"not even close" added Skylar.

"eh" he said then he went after his brothers.

"Finally, that asshole left… what a buzzkill, and why is he wearing a suit? Anyway what did you say about Damon and math?" Sky asked as they entered math class and sat down.

"Oh I was saying that-" she was cut off when Damon entered the room with a bottle of wine in his hand.

"Hehlo clahs I wihl be ur subtitudeeee" it was suddenly complete silence which rarely happens in this school.

Everybody immediately raises their hands.

"Yessss…. ohm Brian"

"How much did that wine cost" said the dog.

"800 dollars but i compelled the seller so I got it for free"

"What?"

"nothing"

"no but you said you compelled-"

"DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE YOUNG MAN"

"no sir-"

"THEN STFU" he said "okay… ohm Brooke?"

"Question 1: are you drunk? Question 2: how come you are the math teacher, and where is Mr. Nazigorge (how did you find out, you shall die nine nine swaigen(ik this doesn't sound german) - mr. george

Class went by fast, because it seemed like Damon didn't really care about anything...

At the assembly:

"Hey everyone, so today we have a very important announcement. Please welcome Rebekah, Brooklyn, Skylar, Aurora and Lydia." said Peter (hale not griffin you sick bastard).

"So we won't make the intro too long since we know you all have more important things to do, except for maybe that new girl, forgot her name. Which brings me to my point," Rebekah said glancing at Bianca to see her reaction.

Bianca's face froze.

"We made a documentary to welcome her…" says Sky.

"So you get to know her better." Brooke said

"With a little help from Lucien we put together a video. Enjoy." Aurora said glaring at Lucien who smirked.

The video was of Bianca puking at a concert then slipping on her own puke. Bianca looked really embarrassed and started running away… The principal went on stage:

"Enough that is" he said trying to stop the laughter that filled the room. He glared at the girls dissapointed. This went on until Elijah got on stage and grabbed Rebekah's hand.

"Sister, we are leaving now"

"No!" she screamed. Elijah cracked her neck, and she fell down.

"Did you just kill her!?" the crowd panicked, but the four brothers compelled them one by one, so they would forget everything. Elijah grabbed Rebekah and walked towards the exit until...

BOOOOOOOOOM CRASHHHHHHHHHH came through the door, and no this isn't one of those dramatic scenes where everyone gets hurt etc.

"You leave do not, destroy school you did and student you kill. Stay you will."

"DAMMIT NIKLAUS! we were so close" said Elijah glaring at Klaus who shrugged murmuring 'oops'.

"Just compel him!" shouted Kol.

"no, compel me you cannot, who you are, I know" says Yoda while he shakes the medallion which makes all the brother's collapse unconcius on the floor.

"I clean, muy clean." Consuela came in with an extra dose of lemon pledge.

"THIS SHALL GO TO THE COURT!" Super Judge Julie Plec(if you watched TO comic con you'd understand…) said.

In court…

"Alright Consuela convince them we're innocent and make them let us go." Elijah said to their 'lawyer'.

"I make." Consuela answered

"What can you add to prove their innocence Mrs. Mexicano?" asked Judge Julie Plec.

"How much money you give?" Consuela asked Klaus and Elijah.

"Nothing, you are terrible at this and you know it." Elijah said.

"Muy gilto-" she started but Elijah covered her mouth.

"okay, okay, we will pay you!'

"No es gilto. bueno. no malo" Consuela said

"wow she's good" says Klaus as Elijah head palms.

"Give money now." Consuela turned to them again. Elijah reaches for his wallet, but it's empty. He looks at Klaus, who says "Come on, where did you think I got the explosives from, jee"

"GILTO GILTO. Case no open… case locked" Consuela said looking at the judge.

"The party has came to a decision… Guilty, for murdering an individual, who is alive now apparently, because she is some sort of twilight vampire shit…

"I AM NOT A TWILIGHT VAMP-" shouts Rebekah but is ignored.

"I go clean…" Consuela said leaving.

"And destroying school property…"she continues "your sentence is to stay at this school and help Yoda, you must wear a collar that takes away your powers"

"NOOOOOO! I CAN'T COMPEL GIRLS NOW TO DATE ME!" says Kol.

"NOOOOO! I CAN'T BLOW UP STUFF NOW… for some reason"

"YESSSSSSS! WE ARE NOT VAMPIRES ANYMORE!" says Finn.

"Yes we are Finn, we just don't have powers" says Elijah as he sighes. Finn frowns and goes back to reading Kim Kardashian's book.

Back in school…

narrated by Liam Neeson

tears rushed down her face… as she realized that she wants to kill those girls… she have turned into a… a monster…" says Liam Neeson, a 'bit' over dramatizing the situation.

"GHDJIOEUHRGYEAJOHUGSDJFIORQUTYEGHRKUWTYUHEGKRSUY7GUEHRAKFWUYGHERULYGRHEUGREGUYURHEGHYBATMAN"

"mr bruce wayne leave now… I am trying to do my job here"

"MY SECRETIDENTITYJTGKEWHRGJYEGRFEGRFYWGEFJYQEGKFYGERYKGQEKYFGQEJRFGQEKJGYT"

back to the story…

"Someone banged on the door who was it? It was her imagination because she was going mental. Bianca kept on crying" says Liam Neeson.

Now to the popular girls…

Meanwhile: the first day of sufferin- I mean school of the Mikaelson Brothers

"This collar is freaking annoying" says Kol, the moment he said that he was shocked.

"REVENGEGEHRIFJDJFJDJF" Rebekah said holding a remote.

"you're not batman you know…" Klaus said

*shock shock*

"Ok I'll shut up."

"But sister, we are family and should stick togeth-" started Elijah, but he was interrupted by a series of shocks.

*room suddenly goes dark* "can I have these?" skylar grabs the remotes*spotlight on skylar* "All of you go there." Sky said "and it shall begin"

*skylar makes a whole sonata from the remotes as she is shocking the poor brothers* *everyone clapping*

"Beautiful that is" yoda said "good child you are, A+ you get"

"On the piano she can't play, but on a shocking machine she can… fair enough" says Brooke.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Skylar screamed as the crowd threw roses, which they had for some unknown reason.

"yeah we are fine… thanks for your concern…" says Elijah in the backround with his brothers and him nearly collapsing from pain.

At the end of the day, beginning of winter break...

The ouat people were forced to come to the school too…

and it was time for movie night… disney movie night… MUHAHAHAHHAH

"Okay, welcome… you weird… fairy tale… creatures" says Brook.

"Start the movie already!" says Skylar grumpily. A guy with the hook instead of a hand lifts an eyebrow and starts talking.

"Bad day, eh mate?" he says but Skylar punches him in the face.

"Awwww" says Rebekah.

"You shut up, it's all because of your stupid brothers anyway…"

"Why what happened?" asks Beccs.

"Well it was-" Brooke started but was cut of by a woman with dark hair and brown eyes.

"Look, we are not here for time wasting, I am Regina, queen of the Enchanted Forest, also known as The Evil Queen, and I am not gonna waste my time with these arrogant counterfeits"

"Well she would get along with your annoying big brother… looking down on others, thinks she's better than all of us, using big words, only difference is that she isn't wearing a suit" says Sky.

"Okay, something really happened between you two! I'm curious!"

"So like I was saying before, what happened is-" she was interrupted for the 2nd time, by a woman with short black hair and blue eyes.

"Mean as always Regina, these people were nice to you, this is why Henry chose Emma as his mother" She hit a nerve because Regina's hands lit on fire and was about to kill the girl, but a little boy stopped her.

"Mom, don't hurt Snow, I didn't choose Emma, neither did I choose you alone, I chose you both"

"Enough with talky-talky girls, let's get this party started" said a man who looked rather weird. Another girl with blonde hair and blue eyes started talking:

"Never thought that I would agree with you Rumple, anyway let me introduce ourselves, I'm Emma Swan, over there is my mother and father: Snow White and Prince Charming*they both smiled*"

"How can they be your parents? You are the same age…" says all the three girls at once.

"Long story, moving on, that's Regina 'The Evil Queen'*Regina rolled her eyes* That is Rumplestiltskin and Belle-"

"Belle, like in the beauty and the beast?" asks Sky.

"Yeah pretty much but the beast is called Rumple" says Becca. All of them look confused except Emma.

"Yeah, we will catch up with the Disney versions later…" she looked at the group "That is Captain Hook"

The three girls burst out from laughing as they pictured the disney version of this character.

"And that's Baelfire, he is Rumple's son"

"Wait-"

"Don't even ask"

"And last but not least this is Henry my son with Baelfire, and Regina's adopted son"

This time Skylar didn't even bother to ask.

Meanwhile The Mikaelson brothers still in school because they need to help clean the kitchen...

narrated by peter griffin

"Well, everybody heard about the word-"

Not naratted by Peter Griffin, for…sanity reasons...

Klaus bumped into Consuela and it all started.

"No...no…" Consuela said

"Muve" Klaus said

"No...no...you give money...I take"

"Nah" Klaus said as consuela sprayed lemon pledge in his face.

"I take knife" Consuela said taking all his daggers

"What the fuck?!" Klaus said "MY DAGGERS! THOSE WERE THE LAST ONES I HAD! since stupid rebekah and elijah destroyed them all…"

"JAHSDFKUYWERHIURTHGOUEIRTOUGH4WGKUYRTGWKUEGRU" says Bonnie and Davina in 'witch language'?

*consuela becomes giant* "GILTO GILTO"

"HEY why are you on her side" says Klaus.

"You killed my friends!" says Bonnie.

"I don't like your face and yeah you killed that boy I liked" says Davina.

"Who?"

"You know… that boy with the violin and stuff… eh whatever screw you, you shall die!"

"and once again, Niklaus we've been here for exactly one day, one day you hear me, and you have turned half of the community against us"

"Well I am sorry Elijah, I am trying, but I'm not the best people person" says Klaus while killing the janitors(who are a bunch of smelly old men who would've committed suicide anyway)

"I wonder why…" says Finn sarcastically.

As Consuela saw Klaus's actions towards her 'boyfriends/janitors' she grew even bigger and her eyes started to glowing red.

Yoda entered the Cafeteria.

"Good news mr. Mikaelson, leave school you may, if truble you don't make-" he said but then he saw the half blown up kitchen, and the cafeteria tables full of dead janitors.

"aha" started Elijah rubbing his neck trying to cover up the mess, Yoda turned away saying:

"Clean this up, you must, leave, you musn't"

"musn't, heh, musn't" says Peter Griffin, while someone from the crew says: ALRIGHT JOHN DID YOU LET HIM ON STAGE AGAIN?! THIS WAS THE LAST TIME, YOU ARE SO FIRED!

Kol started running after him saying:

"Please, let us go, this is all Klaus's fault he can be punished alone, let us others go"

"HEY" says Klaus.

"KOL! You cannot leave your family behind… we made a vow that we will protect eachother, even if it costs us what we hold dearest-" Elijah started his touchy speech.

"Yeah, it was also Elijah's fault, he and Klaus should stay here forever, let me and Finn go" says Kol. *Finn walks by putting the pictures of his brothers on a darts board and throws darts at it*

"Okaaaaay… FINN CAN STAY ALSO … BUT LET 'ME' GO"

"oN" says Yoda.

"wha"

C-3PO comes by translating:

"Since there is only one word in the sentence, master yoda cannot use his way of talking so he said the word backwards"

":(" he says?

As they leave Kol turns around frowning and what he sees is his brothers. Klaus holding bloody paintbrushes, Elijah getting ready to rip his heart out, while holding a tissue so he could clean it up later, Finn with his book and the darts, all glaring at him while cracking their fists.

"Look guys… violence isn't the key…*Kol rubs his neck* The brothers ignore him. "THIS WAS ALL A DREAM" he does some kind of hypnosis motion, which doesn't work either.

*Kol runs as the Mikaelson brothers chase him with their weapon of choice*

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