and another chapter that is full of mistakes... he he
Back to the movie night, where the other's also arrived so they could finally start…
"So the first movie we will watch is Snow White, because that was the first Disney classic"
*snow in the background murmurs 'YASS' then shuts up*
During the movie...
Dean and Lydia were kissing for like 10 mins now so Brooke and Sky needed to separate them. Same situation with Castiel and his book. Sam was just sitting. Damon, Hook, and Brian were discussing different brands of alcohol. Klaus was trying to convince Yandere-chan that 'no I am not Nick Jonas'. Finn was meditating, Elijah and Skylar were glaring at each other that soon turned into a hardcore glaring contest. Stiles and Scott were making very VERY bad jokes during the movie, because of that Brooke rolled her eyes at them so many times that her eyes almost fell out. Derek was sitting with Hayley trying to flirt with her but failed. Isaac was fixing his scarf. Snow looked very interested in the movie, Charming on the other hand, was sleeping…
"Look dear, that's us kissing, it's when you broke the curse OMG OMG"
"aha…darling...very interesting…and yes I do want cookies grandma" he says half awake yawning.
"what?" says Snow confused
Regina was complaining about the movie, using phrases like: "no, that's not how it happened" and "why does Charming look so gay in this film" and "I didn't kill my husband it was my mom... *runs away crying* while Emma is patting her back. Hermione also complaining about the films unreality.
Rumple, Kol and Lucien were planning something that we will find out soon… unfortunately.
At the end of the movie Snow was crying so hard like a little bitch, while the other's applauded that it was finally over(especially Regina she made an entire festival) Charming was still sleeping.
The next movie they watched was Peter Pan, on which Killian was very VERY VERY disappointed on. He basically broke the T.V with his hook.
"What the hell? I paid for that!" said Rebekah.
"Please… you never payed for anything in your life" says Elijah. Klaus, Kol, and Finn nods but Rebekah glares at them so they run for cover.
"That T.V or what I call it 'magical box that turns handsome fellows into ugly big chinned men should be destroyed, mate!"
"Well… he took it better than I expected" said Emma, while Brooke raises an eyebrow at her.
"Well now, how should we continue watching the movies"
"Oh… I think we cannot… how unfurtunate… everyone go home and do... whatever that pleases you" said Elijah pushing the guests out of the house.
"Wait the girls aren't going we are having a sleep over!" shouts Rebekah as 7 of the girls walk back into the house.
"great…" he says sitting down on the sofa next to Klaus.
"Also, can Stiles, Isaac and Scott stay? they don't have any money and they are homeless, so yeah" says Brooke.
"We are not homele-"
"Yes you are"
"what ever you say mistress"
"Sure they can stay" says Rebekah.
Elijah in the background says another sarcastic "YOO HOO even more uncultured swines stay in our home YAY..."
"anybody wanna play darts" says Finn.
"NOOO!" everybody says at once as Finn takes offense and goes to his room slamming the door.
The girls go upstairs, sitting down in their Pijamas, discussing boys and ya know girl stuff :D. Stewie joins them.
Now the only people downstairs are the winsome threesome(Stiles, Scott and Isaac) Kol, who is sleeping on the couch so he doesn't really count, Klaus who is watching AHS on his Ipad, and Elijah who is reading a really really thick book.
"So… you and Brooke" says Scott trying to start a conversation.
"Please, gentlemen, if you want to talk about romance you can always join the girls upstairs…" says Elijah.
He goes back to reading his book, as the boys do funny faces at him, he looks back up and the boys are whistling like nothing happened. He rolls his eyes.
"Yeah right… we are not the one's who flirt with Skylar 24/7" whispers Stiles to Scott as he giggles.
"Excuse me?" he says, even though his power were taken away he still had his super hearing.
"Oh don't pretend like you don't know…" says Isaac.
"In fact I do not"
"It's like Brooke and Stiles, at the beginning they hated each other and now… they hate each other slightly less" says Isaac as Stiles nods with agreement.
"Yes, we do hate each other, which as long as I'm concerned doesn't mean we are attracted to one another"
"aha… whatever you say…"
"Niklaus! Do you think I like Skylar?" asks Elijah.
"duh of cours-...I mean… noooo… totally not" *whisteling*
"Unbelievable, like you people would know anything, why did I even bother listening to you, I'm out of here" he says as he storms in his room.
"Did you see the blush on his face?" says Stiles.
"Yeah, totally I mean like OMG SHIP IT AHHH!" says Scott.
"Okay… now you guys are scaring me…" says Klaus while he is cutting his Ipad into pieces(I dunno y….) looking at them like a psycho, the picture keeps zooming in while creepy music plays.
Stiles jumps into the frightened Scott's arms, they both let out a rather 'manly scream'.
"yeah ditto… mate" says Isaac also very frightened.
"We hang out with Hook too much huh?" says Stiles as he pushes Scott away.
"Yep, we do"
(Dar I tried writing a brooklyn and Stiles moment but i failed miserably… I deleted it from the history for our and this world's sake… maybe u should write it, since yeah its ur bf)- me
(tru tru) - dar
Back to the girls…
"I need to go to the bathroom be right back" says Sky as she jumps up and heads toward a pink door which had something written on it. It was blurry so Skylar went closer. It read: 'Rebekah if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" it was probably Kol who wrote that on the bathroom door which Skylar laughed her ass off and decided not to tell Beccs just yet.
"Elijah is all over Sky" Rebekah whispered to the others as Sky left.
"AM NOT" Elijah said from far far away.
"Yeah… yeah… keep telling yourself that…" she said as she gestured to Davina who did some kind of spell to keep the brothers from hearing their conversations. "Anyway" Beccs continued "I have planned a little surprise for 'the others' " Rebekah smirked evilly. Sky suddenly storms onto the bed like a lighting bolt and says:
"I'm in!'
"So am I, whatever shit you planned" says Brooke.
Meanwhile with the boys…
"Get your blasted leg out of my blasted face, you bloody scarfed swine" says Kol to Isaac.
"Sorry, but I want to hear too" he says pushing Scott away from the door and sticking his ear to it.
"Ouch!" says Scott,
"Shhhh…" says Elijah trying to concentrate to what the girls are talking about.
"Why don't you use your stupid super... hearing… thing" says Stiles.
"Because that witch did some kind of spell that doesn't allow us to hear anything that is said in this room" says Elijah "Which must be for a reason because the last thing that I heard was my sister saying that she have 'planned' something for us"
"Well since our generous sister has something planned, why shouldn't we return the favor" smiles Klaus.
"AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHUHHAHAHBRUHHAHA" laughs Stiles creepily *everyone staring at him confused* "cough cough, ohmm nothing" he says awkwardly.
The door suddenly opens and the boys fall onto the ground.
"Well, well, what do we have here…" says Rebekah.
"And therefore I thought your noble brother wouldn't sink to the level of stalking innocent girls… but then again even I am not always right" says Sky grinning.
"We were just… just… saying goodbye to the door… since we will leave soon… and we love it so much… yeah we weren't stalking you… pffff...definetely not stalking..." says Stiles as he nods to the others to play along.
"Exactly, we are showing our respects to the furniture" says Isaac.
"Why am I not surprised by this?" says Brooke shaking her head in pure disappointment.
"And what about you guys? You live here, you won't need to leave so why would you say goodbye to the door?" says Lydia looking at the brothers.
"Well because… we are planning to buy you a new room Beccs… since you are such a 'great' sister! And we'll need a new door, because the room is so big and yeah..."
"awww that's cute… and weird… at once"
"Elijah you're paying for the room btw…" whispers Kol to Elijah who's face froze.
"WHERES MY SCARF?" screamed Isaac
"hehehehehe its time for some news." said peter (GRIFFIN YOU BASTARD)
Someone from the crew: "OH COME ON YOU TOO STEVE! YOU KNOW I FIRED JOHN BECAUSE HE LET PETER ON STAGE! YOU THINK I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION ON YOU! WELL HELL NO! YOU ARE FIRED...also.
BREAKING NEWS:
GOOD EVENING, I AM TOM TUCKER AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL REPORT HERE AT CHANNEL 5 FOX NEWS I'LL GIVE THE WORD TO Tricia Takanawa, yes Tricia?
"Thank you tom, news had spread that a young teenager's scarf has gone missing due to unknown reasons. You see, this young man has special bonds and relationship with this piece of fabric."
"ITS MORE THAN A PIECE OF FABRIC! it's… it's my wife" TAN TAN TANNNNN
"YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST AT CHANNEL 5 NEWS"
"Was that necessary?" Lydia asked
"YES! YES IT WAS" says Tom tucker, who seconds later runs away crying.
"o - k" Brooke said.
"kO" Yoda came in saying, winking.
"but… but… I am not GOING TO PAY FOR IT, I AM BROKE!"
"Elijah we are way past that, now it's about Isaac and his scarf"
"oh...oh… then… WAIT A MINUTE I'M STILL NOT GONNA PAY FOR IT"
"I swear if the person who took it makes her get abortion im gonna…"
"you got her pregnant too?" said Damon.
"How can you even do that? And where the hell did you come from Dams" says Sky.
"Details aren't important"
"I am actually glad you said that" says Brooke
"True...true"
"OMG YALL ARE BITCHES UGH SO MEAN TU MEH BLEH BLEH" Bianca comes in with Rumple and Lucien who are carrying a gun full of water balloons.
"no...no...no" Consuela says cleaning up the spit from her mouth.
"well thats nasty" Scott says it like a black woman.
"Lucien, you betrayed us for… HER" says Aurora disappointed and angry"
"She paid me!"
"I loved you!"
"You didn't here me did you? She PAID me!"
"hey everyone, so jb has a song out omg its bae." stewie said coming in
"MY MAMA DONT LIKE U N SHE LIKEZ EVERYONE" the song played
"..." everyone said.
"Wow, even worse than Aaron…I mean Erin" says Sky.
SUDDENLY AND RANDOMLY ALL THE CHARACTERS CHANGE INTO BABIES….except stewie
"Why doesn't myh suiht fiht meh? Elijah said.
"Behcahs youh suchk!" says Rebekah.
"I duhnt kewh" Klaus said.
"Why ehm eyeh wehrengh pehnk" Stiles asked
"MOMMHY SISTEHR IS BEIHNG MEAHN TO MEH!"
"Well then don't be a pussy and stand up for yourself dear" says Esther with her amazing parenting skills.
"Dawths meh nahmeh" Stiles said proudly
"Yehs eeht ews" Brooke said patting his head too hard
"Hi guys" says Skylar.
"WAIHT HOHW ARHE YOUH SPEAKINGH NORMAHLY?"
"I was a smart baby"
"whel urh noht smarth whehn youh growh up" says Elijah trying to walk in his oversized suit.
"fuck you, you dumbass shit"
"AWHH TSUNDERHRE"
"Yewh cahnt seet waws ath spendihng tiem yew shit weth adulht" Brooke said
"Eyeh stilleh dawnth heav muh scwaf" Isaac said
"Yehah guh tu aduhlts Skhy, youh are suchc a nerhd" Lydia said with sass
"OWAAAA OWAAAA" Sky starts crying.
"Iths okayh Skyhlar, Iths okahy" says Elijah hugging Skylar who stops crying.
"Skyhlar and Elihjah sihtting ohn a twee..." Kol and Damon starts singing very badly.
"Huggieh tiem" Stiles said hugging Brooke
"Okie fine" Brooke said hugging back
"oooOooooOOOOo daht nevuh happuhned bwefoh" Lydia said.
"Yuh knowh nutheng, mehnie" Stiles said
"Hey, my kind peers I have returned from my studies, and now I am equally as sophisticated and eminent as the profesors of our time" says Elijah drinking a cup of champagne that damon is very interested in.
"I poohped mah pawnts" Rebekah said.
"Then go and change it dear sister"
"I dawnt knowh howh" Rebekah said
"Now elijah can talk like me too… no fair… no fair!"
"Were back" Said brooke with stiles sucking on his finger
"It didnt work out for him"
"Now even brooke… OWAAA OWAAA"
"It's okay… it's okay princess" said Elijah hugging Skylar again.
"HAHAHAHHA DUMB BITHCES I DONT FUCK WITH" Brooke said to the others
"Huggieh tiem brookie!" Stiles said.
"No… no...Screw u Sky this is all ur fault you bitch" Brooke said hugging back staring at Sky
"I luv u too brooke" Sky says discovering sarcasm for the first time.
"Woah, I just discoverd the best thing EVAAHH" says Sky.
"No one cares." Brooke said happy at discovering bitchyness.
"I will name it sarcasm! because in hungarian it sounds like shitorgasm" says Sky happily
"It was already invented, and suprisingly it does sound like that" Responded elijah.
":("
"What is this finger?" Says Klaus showing the middle finger as he accindentaly killed an ant with it.
"WOAH I DESTROYED AN ANT I AM DEATH DESTROIER OF WORLD RFGERGFERUBFKERBGJERGUERGBBE" Klaus said, eyes widening.
*baby finn enters reading the same book written by baby Kim Kardashian*
"noh...noh….noh" Says baby consuela spraying lemon pledge in her face
"Hello guys" says Yoda.
"Shouldn't you talk backwards?" asks Elijah "Because I made a time machine, and in the future you do"
"O SUMA LUMA DUMA LUMA FAWKH YEW MAINHTREAM" says baby emeniem not even happy about swearing because it was a thing from the start.
"I dont like this im out" says brooke getting in elijahs time machine.
"NOOO DO NOT TOUCH THE RED BUTTON!"
"Is it too late to say sorry now-"
They all go back to high school and don't remeber anything…
"Guys for some reason the song 'sorry' is in my head" says Brooke.
"Btw theres school tomorrow" Elijah said feeling cool.
"Did you just say btw? WHO are you and WHAT have you done to our brother!?" says Klaus shaking him.
"Omg bro im here" Elijah said happy and chilled.
"Stiles… did you hit his head with a bat?"
*Sky punches elijah really hard in the head*
"What has eventuated? Did I miss any of you penultimate's fatigue?"
"We dont understand… BECAUSE IM BATMAN!" said batman speaking for everyone
"That's good… it means the old elijah is back" says Rebekah
"True" said brooke
"Yeah, but I don't know how that is good in anyway?" says Sky.
"HEY"
The next day at school:
Yandere-chan entered the halls. It was game on.
"Anything for me?" Brooke said
"oMg im working for bianca now" Yandere chan said
"Fuck you yandere chan" Brooke said turning back at her squad
"Btw i saw yandere chan punching stiles today too...thought i should tell you." Sky said
"DAT MA JOB DIS IS OVER NOW KRFBIERUGLIURGIUERBGIU" Brooke said becoming a dragon
"I didnt know she could do that." said Lydia
"Neither did I" Responded Rebekah
"I did" says Sky. Everybody looks at Sky.
"Me and Brooke have a long history… we know eachother's darkest secrets MUHAHHHAHAHAH"
"You mean history- like dating?" says Aurora
"NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO! just NOOO... da fucks wrong with you?"
Back to the fight… Brooke went up to Yandere chan and threw her to the other side of the world but she came back w samurai swords. Yandere chan sliced one of her legs off but it grew back because yeah powerful yandere-chan. Now brook started shooting lazers from her eyes at yandere chan. She dodged, but one hit her arm, it fell off. Then yandere chan got hairy stylez and made him sing so Brooke's ears blew up but once again came back. Yandere chan now looked brooke in the eye and said the words:
"I am your father."
"NOOOOOOOOO" says Sky.
"I was talking to Brooke"
"Oh… OHHH… then I am just gonna leaves now… bye" leaves akwardly.
"Join the dark side" Yandere chan continues with her dramatic voice.
"HOLD U GIRL AND MY FATHER IS NOW AT WORK MAKING MILLIONS U WISHED U HAD STFU BYE" Brooke said throwing flames her which caused her death.
"I don't remember what caused this." Aurora said
"That she hit stiles" Sky said.
"Oh ok" Brooke said knocking Stiles out.
"Oh well that is nasty" says Scott like a black woman again.
Brooklyn and Stiles
┳┻| *love is in the aiiiir toniiiiighttttttt*
┳┻| _
┻┳| •.•) Stiles: brooke, can I come out now?
┳┻|⊂ノ
(҂`_´) Brooke: NO, GET BACK IN YOUR ROOM U PUSSY
,︻╦╤─ ҉
Elijah x Sky x Klaus
(︶︿︶) elijah
) )╯ I just want to use big words
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( ( Big words-
凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 skylar ( ಠ╭╮ಠ)
) ) SHUT UP DA F UP YOU KAKASPUNCI! ( (
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\(◉ 3 ◉)/ -}- DAGGERS
Bianca and ?
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Bianca narnia pussy Isaac Kol Jeremy
Yandere-chan and Senpai-kun
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) SENPAAAIIII! (0_0) im scared
