"Masters, I believe whatever attacked us on Tatooine was a Sith Lord," said Qui-Gon Jinn to the anxiously listening Jedi Council, who let out a collective gasp.
"Disturbing, this is," said Yoda, "Meditate on this, I will."
"Council dismissed," said Mace Windu.
After an hour of waiting and eating Pringles, Qui-Gon decided that enough time had passed for Yoda's meditation. I mean, it was basically a yes/no issue after all, right? After a few more minutes of waiting, Qui-Gon became impatient and decided to go to the meditation chambers and find out what Yoda had discovered. The Knight opened the door and saw the diminutive Master leaned over, his back towards him.
"Um, Master Yoda?" asked Qui-Gon, "I was wondering-"
"Shut up! About to get a high score, am I," snapped Yoda.
Wait, a high score? thought Qui-Gon, What the kriff?
Qui-Gon walked next to Yoda and saw that he was holding an iPhone and swiping on the screen rapidly. He was playing Fruit Ninja.
"Master, what is the meaning of this?" asked Qui-Gon indignantly, "I thought you were supposed to be meditating, not slicing some virtual fruit!"
"A second, wait," said Yoda.
A pomegranate came on the screen and Yoda sliced at it rapidly. After the fruit exploded, the green Jedi did a victory jig, took a screenshot, and showed his phone to Qui-Gon.
"Overpowered, this new blade is," said Yoda excitedly, "A high score, I just got!"
Qui-Gon waved him away.
"Master did I fight a kriffing Sith or not!?"
"Of course! Knew this I did, when you said you concern at the council meeting."
Qui-Gon was trying very hard to keep himself from saying a few not so nice words to the little green monkey in front of him.
"Then why did you say you had to meditate?!"
"An excuse I needed, to play the new update."
Qui-Gon felt like strangling something, but settled for pulling his beard instead. He decided he had enough and walked out. Yoda proceeded to start another game.
"Old phone leads to lag," said Yoda, "Lag leads to rage. Rage leads to rage quits. Rage quits, to the Dark Side leads!"
