The clone-carrying ship landed on the dock of the hangar at Geonosis, while Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, and Anakin Skywalker watched numbly. Clones rushed out of the ship, as well as a certain senator from Naboo. A clone commander saluted Yoda, while Obi-Wan watched.

"Anakin!" called Padmé Amidala.

Padmé ran into Anakin's arms...err...arm and hugged him tightly.

Obi-Wan heard her and turned around, surprised to see them in the embrace. Padmé then kissed Anakin and Obi-Wan swore under his breath and started thinking of ways to murder his apprentice, something that most Jedi would frown upon. He knew that leaving Anakin with Padmé alone for several weeks would end up badly, and judging by their disgusting make-out session, it had not gone in Obi-Wan's favor.

I mean seriously, he thought, They look like seals fighting over a grape.

A while later, Obi-Wan pulled Anakin aside.

"You have to end your relationship with Senator Amidala."

Anakin's eyes widened.

"How did you find out?" he asked, very aghast.

"I turned around. You weren't exactly inconspicuous."

Anakin frowned.

"Yeah, that'd be why. I have to be more careful from now on."

Obi-Wan facepalmed.

"Don't you get it? You can't! You're a Jedi! Now break up with her, or I'll tell the council!"

Anakin swore so badly that even a Corellian smuggler would've washed his mouth out with soap. After about ten minutes of this, Anakin suddenly stopped, his eyes gleaming.

Uh oh, thought Obi-Wan.

Obi-Wan was right to be fearful. Whenever Anakin got that look, he usually did something really evil, like putting Nutella in Plo Koon's pants and throwing him into a squirrel farm. Obi-Wan shuddered. That one hadn't ended well.

"If you tell the council, I'll tell them about you and Master Tachi."

Obi-Wan allowed himself to breathe a sigh of relief. That wasn't so bad.

"We ended that a long time ago, Anakin."

"That's not all. I'll also tell Master Tachi about you and Dormé, and tell Dormé about you and Sabé, and tell Sabé about you and both of them."

Obi-Wan paled.

"You wouldn't dare."

Anakin smirked.

"Why wouldn't I? I got nothing to lose."

This time, it was Obi-Wan's turn to swear uncontrollably. Anakin raised an eyebrow.

"I guess you didn't learn all that from Qui-Gon."

Obi-Wan stopped cursing and turned to his apprentice.

"Fine, I let this go. But only on one condition."

"And what's that?"

"Find out if Rabé has a crush on me."